@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump He can always buy new marbles if he loses any.
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John Doe
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This is embarrassing, Delete it, President @realDonaldTrump - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.
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@bellaLovesanim @bedroomking2 You take 20 minutes to get there, ain't nobody got time for that.
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@bedroomking2 Most men just leave women hanging when they are done and it's very bad, someone need to educate men on how to make a lady reach that spot too because all the men I've been with and not a single one made me get there but I do with my devices everytime 😭
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After dating more than 10 women and f*cking more than 25 of them, here are 10 truths about women I learned.
1. It is easy to fvck married women and those in relationship than single ones.
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@AntiLeftMemes He is coming for Trumps sharpie, so he can draw on more eyebrows.
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@VeryBrexitProbs We could have ended all of those wars the same way we ended the one with Japan.
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The greatest military in history has:
Fought Korea to a draw.
Lost to Vietnamese farmers.
Spent 20 years in Afghanistan before being expelled by men in sandals. Created ISIS in Iraq.
And is currently stuck in week five of Iran with a closed strait and no exit strategy.
Greatest ever. No question.
Pastor Who@PastorMarvy
The truth is - The United States of America is the greatest military in the history of the world.
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@simi2fine If your man has a big dick, know that he is cheating on you right now.
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@AntiWokeMemes She could get one of the nose rings, then she wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant.
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“I am 22 years old, I have no children, and I am getting my tubes tied." 🙅♀️
What is your advice for this liberal woman?
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@Toadly9 @TateTheTalisman That Doberman still has teeth, even with that cute tail.
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@TateTheTalisman Since I don't like penises I don't really care.
But it's interesting that most porn shows circumcised.
Just like a Doberman looks mean with a chopped tail. Doesn't look to mean with it.
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I had no idea how butt hurt circumcised men are about men with their full dicks intact.
Was totally unaware this was a thing until I made a joke today.
Why are they so upset?
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@YourAnonOne You know how to whistle, right. You just put your lips together and blow.
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🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Matt Wallace just got intel revealing 35 of the most prominent Democrats in America are all suffering medical emergencies simultaneously at Walter Reed Medical Center.
The media and Krassensteins remain silent as this terrifying phenom occurs.
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888
Just got word that all of the following people suffered medical emergencies simultaneously and are all currently at Walter Reed Medical Center: Kamala Harris Nancy Pelosi Chuck Schumer Hakeem Jeffries Elizabeth Warren Bernie Sanders AOC Cory Booker Amy Klobuchar Pete Buttigieg Gavin Newsom Gretchen Whitmer JB Pritzker Josh Shapiro Andy Beshear Raphael Warnock John Fetterman Chris Murphy Ilhan Omar Rashida Tlaib Jamie Raskin Adam Schiff Eric Swalwell Maxine Waters Hillary Clinton Bill Clinton Barack Obama Michelle Obama Al Gore John Kerry Andrew Cuomo Kathy Hochul Tim Walz Joe Biden Kyrsten Sinema
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@theliamnissan I am not sure tactical nukes are a good idea, but let's set a couple of them off and see how it goes.
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Trump wants to use tactical nukes on Iran, and he just fired EVERY general that's against it. Let that sink in folks
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@AntiLeftMemes He is she so the lost eye is the least of their problems.
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“I will be blind for life.”
Leftist protester lost his vision after intervening in an ICE arrest.
What is your reaction?
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@NotAvgLiberal I am terrified that people believe everything they see on the internet.
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This should fucking terrify everyone.
ThePatrioticBlonde🇺🇸@ImBreckWorsham
An hour after announcing his resignation, the US Army Chief of Staff says: "A madman is about to lead the great US military to ruin."
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This will be a hard one for some men to hear:
If you have ever:
1.) Had sex with someone while they were WAY more drunk than you
2.) Begged and pleaded your partner for sex until they eventually gave in, and complied
3.) Threatened to break up, or cheat unless your partner gave in, and gave you sex, and so they complied
You raped someone
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Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.
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@shivmalik Wages have increased dramatically, but you want me to pay todays housing prices with wages from 30 years ago. Try a different analogy.
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Dear boomers, can you afford to buy the house you live in currently with the wage you used to earn before you retired? If you can’t, then that’s the whole housing problem in a nutshell. It really is that simple to understand.
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It's medical abuse and is illegal in civilised countries. It's genital mutilation.
Imagine if during a vasectomy, doctors sometimes snipped a bit extra to make the man less of a "grower" and more of "shower", without the consent of the man, because their partner asked for it. This procedure could cause permanent damage and result in sex being painful permanently.
jezz@ABmrJutt
Should the ‘Husband Stitch’ be banned? Should doctors that do this “service” get their license revoked and imprisoned?
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@1776General_ Seems like there were a lot of white men fired, is Pete racist?
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