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Emily Grassetti

@ezgrassetti

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Katılım Nisan 2011
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Emily Grassetti@ezgrassetti·
@Mattel anyone to talk to about getting a messed up charmader? We got two right eyes from the Easter Bunny.
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Huge shoutout to JoAnn at the @SouthwestAir bag check counter in Pittsburgh earlier today. Super friendly and patient with our busy family. Thank you!
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I was fighting for my life in grade school to hide the fact that I was wearing socks and this generation is just out here parading their calf length cotton blend. What a shame.
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I just want to thank you all for coming… really wasn’t sure this moment would ever arrive. *me every night at bed time.
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Can there just be a show where everyone survives and we’re all happy at the end??
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Mother’s Day should be Saturday to Sunday. Noon to noon.
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Once at a store, before I had kids, I heard a dad say, “we can’t buy anything, if the Easter Bunny smells new toys then he doesn’t fill your basket.” And I just want to thank that man for his wisdom now that I understand.
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Hiccups are the most humbling experience.
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A real milestone that people don’t talk about enough is when your child is old enough to make it to the toilet to throw up. Blessings to the five year old. ✨
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“Who’s the important man a long time ago in history?” … “he had a black suit.” - this is a fun new 5 year old game.
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“Let’s stick our butts together.” Five year old boys are not for the faint of heart.
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Today, Sammy told Sophia to get out and go to the bathroom. Why? Because she ‘had a little toot.’ Pre k remains the most entertaining.
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When I say I am *living* for the pre k drama that my son brings home, I am not lying. Oh, Addie had to sit on the red dot at circle?? Tell me more hun.
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