I love my wife more than anything but the way she loads the dishwasher cuts me to my core
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Nick Grassetti
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Nick Grassetti
@ngrassetti
Penn State, Orioles, Eagles, Dad Jokes, I am the Florida Man
Jacksonville, FL Katılım Şubat 2011
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Saw a random semi truck with @PennStateFball all over it parked in a parking lot off of I95 exit ramp to SR16 in St Augustine , Florida this morning … v confused
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@ArmisDei Ok I’ll bite , I don’t follow you so have no background but scrolled a long time through this thread and only saw you telling other people to prove why you’re wrong and not a single post about why you’re right . Can you succinctly explain why you posted your original position?
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@drinkgaragebeer Checked 4 stores and couldn’t find an actual garage beer … resume includes : 1. I make drywall for a living 2. I am a Florida man 3. Life long birds fan . 4. Saw Jason at the sea isle arcade last summer and didn’t blow up his spot
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HIRING UPDATE: Ok we’re getting a lot of people who want to work with Jason / get paid to drink beer so how about this: submit your video application in the replies and we’ll pick one or two of you to drink garage beer for money
Garage Beer@drinkgaragebeer
Quality is job 1
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@drinkgaragebeer @ngrassetti the time has never been more now
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@ngrassetti This certainly isn't what we like to hear, and we're so sorry for any inconvenience caused, Nick. It sounds like we need some more information in order to best assist you. Please feel free to send us your confirmation number via DM if you'd like us to take a closer look. - Dakota
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The Greatest Showman got exactly 1 nomination for an Oscar which tells you everything you need to know about the “Academy”
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Today my 5 year old yelled at me for his poop being green (from eating blue icing at a birthday party ) because he didn’t like it that color
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My 5 year old saw this commercial and said “ it’s stitch ! … he’s real ??”
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
Not gonna lie. First Super Bowl ad for Lilo & Stitch got me. Thought field security was going buck. x.com/DisneyStudios/…
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You know what time it is. Got (5) more helmet fridges so you’ll have yours in time for the big game!
Here’s how to win one:
1) Follow @drinkgaragebeer
2) RT this tweet
3) Tag up to (5) friends in the replies
Giveaway ends 1/29/25 @ 11:59PM PST
Must be 21+ years to enter
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Me: do that thing I like in the bedroom
@ezgrassetti *pushes pile of unfolded clean laundry off the bed*
Me: perfect
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This was roughly 15 years ago, the justice system punished those involved and the school paid , the current kids winning were 7 years old ish when this happened but yeah keep dwelling on it lil bro
Jay Dawg@GIdocPTC
@CFBNerds Their athletic department, president, and vice president literally looked the other way and covered up Jerry Sandusky’s crimes . I think they’ve gotten off easy
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Was watching a reel from @newheightshow and my 5 year old asked who they were. I told him he actually saw @JasonKelce at the arcade in Sea Isle last summer and he pointed to @tkelce and asked “can we see that guy some day ?” … so anyways let me know if y’all want to hang out
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@drinkgaragebeer I can offer the beach chair i watch tv in the garage from an a McRib (for a limited time only )
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@ezgrassetti @OnwardState Sheesh if it wasn’t for those pocket cheeseburgers we might not have any children today
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@OnwardState But this place is why I fell in love with @ngrassetti
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The McDonald's in downtown State College has closed its doors for good, according to a sign on its door.
onwardstate.com/2024/11/16/dow…
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God, I’ve seen what you’ve done for those other people, I’m not asking for much here
Garage Beer@drinkgaragebeer
👀 WIN THIS FRIDGE 👀 We’re partnering with @ProjectGameDey to give away this completely restored 1951 GE Garage Beer fridge! Here’s how to enter: • RT this • Follow @drinkgaragebeer and @ProjectGameDey Project Game-Dey is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit who helps send special needs fans and military veterans to @Bengals home games! ANNND We’ll be donating $1 for every RT up to $2500 to get this party started :) Contest ends 10/28/24 @ 11:59PM PST Must be 21 years or older to enter
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Nick Grassetti retweetledi
👀 WIN THIS FRIDGE 👀
We’re partnering with @ProjectGameDey to give away this completely restored 1951 GE Garage Beer fridge!
Here’s how to enter:
• RT this
• Follow @drinkgaragebeer and @ProjectGameDey
Project Game-Dey is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit who helps send special needs fans and military veterans to @Bengals home games!
ANNND We’ll be donating $1 for every RT up to $2500 to get this party started :)
Contest ends 10/28/24 @ 11:59PM PST
Must be 21 years or older to enter
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No one deserves this fridge more than @ngrassetti
Garage Beer@drinkgaragebeer
👀 WIN THIS FRIDGE 👀 We’re partnering with @ProjectGameDey to give away this completely restored 1951 GE Garage Beer fridge! Here’s how to enter: • RT this • Follow @drinkgaragebeer and @ProjectGameDey Project Game-Dey is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit who helps send special needs fans and military veterans to @Bengals home games! ANNND We’ll be donating $1 for every RT up to $2500 to get this party started :) Contest ends 10/28/24 @ 11:59PM PST Must be 21 years or older to enter
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Heart palpitations. Exhausted mentally and physically. But that’s a DUB!!!!
Penn State Football@PennStateFball
GOT. IT. DONE.
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