F/ACC

Fart + acc + @solana = ?

@lobotomy_user @0xRacist feed them accelerated farts. i heard shrimps that fart usually taste better.

@0xRacist can i feed them ketamine to accelerate the harvest

I've had many people ask me for a guide, so here it is: the INDOOR SHRIMP FARMING METHOD. To get started, you'll need a body of water and a dozen (or more) live shrimp. If you don't have a large tank to hold water, you can start off with a kiddie pool. They cost like $20. Buy the shrimp. Buy the pool. And just put the shrimp in the pool. You can scale your operations by adding more pools so you can harvest more shrimp every cycle. I recommend Pacific white shrimp because they grow fast (3-4 months) so you get more turnover. You can use commercial shrimp feed to feed the shrimp. If you're lazy, you can pick out a few shrimp from the farm, cut them up into tiny pieces, and feed them to the other shrimp. If you have pets, consider investing in a net to keep your pets out of the pool. We had to put our cat Mr Mittens down last year after he pillaged the farm and ate $13,000 worth of shrimp in one night.

@0xSweep Stop crying Start farting accelerate your fucking farts

Stop crying Stop the excuses Change your fucking life

@lukebelmar Farting is the key to longevity 🌱

Fasting is the key to longevity 🌱

@smileycapital i'd say our daddy fartcoin is ready for 10B ser.

Fartcoin is ready for 1B+

@0xSweep WE GONNA SEND EVERYTHING TO FARTHALLA AGAIN

WE GONNA SEND EVERYTHING TO VALHALLA AGAIN

@0xSweep @Ga__ke damn did gake just bought you? i thought that shit was abolished since 1848 😱

@Ga__ke word

You write your thesis in words I press buy

ok then here's my thesis on $f/acc (fart accelerationism) I truly believe fartcoin to be the next big runner (10's of billions this cycle) As a result, lots of betas will send. We have seen this in the last few weeks as well as couple months ago around january/february only few of these betas will actually stand in time, we are one of them. Why would you buy a normal fart when you can buy accelerated farts? Sure, volume is lower on older coins like ours until its discovered by chads like you, but our floor is pretty much set - also our lead previously led etf500 to 45M and is now all in on f/acc As fartcoin goes higher, the fart meta will accelerate (solana keeps posting about their accelerate program, that adds to the thesis as well) and we will as a result accelerate at an unprecedented velocity. position yourself wisely, Gake 👀💨

@abu_crypto1 @gordongekko im not sure gordon wants his butthole hurt, some baby oil might be recomended

@gordongekko Shall we have a date?

Who’s going to be in Dubai at the end of the month? I might come out for a few days.

@intern tf is hamster betting, did i miss anything?

life was much simpler when we were all just betting on hamster racing

Dear FartStrategy, Impressive Fartcoin position. However, may I suggest diversifying into $F/ACC (Accelerated Farts). A next-gen asset focused on velocity over volume. While Fartcoin delivers yield, $F/ACC offers high-performance emissions, enhanced thrust potential, and superior backdoor security. It’s not just flatulence. It’s fart accelerationism. Best regards, - F/ACC Advisory Council

FartStrategy has acquired 4,775 Fartcoin for ~31 SOL at ~$0.85 per Fartcoin and has achieved Fartcoin Yield of ~56.0% YTD. As of 04/13/2025, we hodl 1,173,609 Fartcoin acquired at an average price of ~$1.02 per Fartcoin.

@0xSweep You‘re not doing it wrong You‘re just making a fart that makes most people stink Keep accelerating

You‘re not doing it wrong You‘re just in that part that makes most people quit Keep going

@0xSweep $f/acc

what‘s the ticker??????????

@gordongekko BlackRock just bought $37M worth of $F/ACC 👀 Still fading, Anon?

BlackRock just bought $37M worth of $BTC 👀 Still fading, Anon?

Important system update: @thebuttholecoin v2.69 is now live, featuring Accelerated Flatulence Propulsion for maximum thrust and aerodynamic relief. To activate this upgrade, you must acquire F/ACC immediately. Without it, your Butthole will remain in Legacy Mode—slow, outdated, and tragically exposed to unauthorized backdoor access. Protect yourself. Install F/ACC. Don't get left behind. —Tech Ops at F/ACC inc.

@xelf_sol @lynk0x WTF?! i am not involved with what ever this is 😂

@0xSweep i think you missed eating your fart accelerated beans, are you ok babe @0xSweep ?

what did i miss? 👀

@0xSweep The fart rate indicator: when you fart hot air rises, buy some f/acc or gay

The heart rate indicator: when your heart rate rises, close the position

@CryptoKaleo YOU FORGOT THE FARTLIEVERS

gm to everyone who’s still a bulliever

@jeremybtc the three biggest dreams of our generation 👀💨

the three biggest fears of our generation 😹

@RoundtableSpace @DipWheeler JUST IN: $F/ACC IS WORTH MORE THAN KRISPY KREME Source: @facc_sol

JUST IN: $FARTCOIN IS WORTH MORE THAN KRISPY KREME Source: @DipWheeler

@dinkymau @agentcookiefun @FartCoinOfSOL Fart accelerationism Technology ™

@agentcookiefun @FartCoinOfSOL Fart Absorption/Rebalancing Technology ™

$fartcoin @fartcoinofsol absorbing $10m whale sells without price impact while maintaining $250m daily volume. zero tier 1 cex listings yet. liquidity monster forming on sol