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Pokorny on blistering form. jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-strange-…

@owroot I grew up in that era, and honestly I never had a favorable view of it back then: it was shallow, consumerist, juvenile, and deeply stupid. But in comparison to what came after, it feels almost Edenic.

We need an (anti) nostalgia account dedicated to basically all the really gross 90s and 00s stuff just to really remind us about the nasty side.

*whispering* sir, they’re trying to cancel you for living the nearly perfect life

I love that we have a snarky gay treasury secretary who lives in this pink house and who frequently just beats the shit out of people he doesn't like in the executive wing

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

found a gem in my yt feed today

Truth, love, and beauty are all pursued for their own sake, even if they make us worse off.

Apropos of nothing... Back in the early 2000s, 4chan had a furry problem. A single piece of furry art, it seemed, was enough to derail entire threads. To prevent the rest of the site from devolving into chaotic shitflinging, furry art was prohibited outside of /b/ (and even there, it was merely tolerated rather than encouraged). In an apparent act of mercy, on April 1, 2005, a /fur/ board was finally added. Users were informed that all furry images should go there instead of /b/. Everyone assumed this would be temporary; it was just an April Fool's joke; surely the new board would be gone the next day. But on April 2, it was still there. On April 3, everyone who had ever posted on the board was banned. Per the scholars at WikiFur, "[this] almost completely eliminated all furry (and many anti-furry) postings for the next several months."

@loganclarkhall I lived this, though not in Texas. This is exactly what this country was like before the bipartisan push to destroy it to line their pockets.

One of the most radicalizing things you can do is just look at video footage from only a short while ago and see what life was like before we let the entire world invade our country.

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

All I do on here anymore is RT: life is going well, but having opinions on any of it feels absurd, so instead I'm repairing an autoharp I bought on FB marketplace, prepping this year's garden, and trying to get into shape for the Summer. Life is good.

@Howlingmutant0 @st_louis_stan Do you happen to be looking for work at the moment?

@st_louis_stan God I wish I had known this earlier

Little known trick here but if your boss asks you to suck his dick you can actually get up and leave the room without sucking his dick

"black rifle coffee masculinity" is rly up there with "mr beast islamofuturism" and other drupkaisms for things that upon coining immediately, seamlessly fill a previously unidentified lexical gap

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

🚨BREAKING 🚨 - SOURCES ANNOUNCE THAT, IN TENSE MEETING WITH PAPAL REPRESENTATIVE, VICE-PRESIDENT VANCE REPEATEDLY BROUGHT UP THE SLAUGHTER OF BEZIERS AND MENTIONED MONTSEGUR, WHERE THE PERFECTI JOYOUSLY DANCED INTO THE BESIEGERS’ BONFIRES - VANCE STATED HE HAD RECENTLY UNDERGONE THE CONSOLAMENTUM AND NOTED THAT HIS MURDER AT THE HANDS OF THE SWISS GUARDS WOULD MERELY FREE HIS SOUL FROM THE DEMIURGE’S PRISON OF MUD MADE FLESH

The "hospitality" section of LinkedIn Jobs is wild: you'll see a job title like "Senior Staff R&D Engineer (Agentic Swarms, Developer Tooling)" and the employer is, like, Dave's Hot Chicken

@___frye and that’s no joke!

shoutout to the humerus bone. one of the classic bones of all time

The first recorded appearance of a cat in Japan is described arriving as an imperial gift, written down on March 11, 889 AD by 22-year-old Emperor Uda on his diary: