Cole Short

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Cole Short

Cole Short

@false_prophecy

weaponized ennui • content and creative strategy @ Car Dealership Guy

Denver, CO Katılım Şubat 2013
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
This is Burden of Dreams. The *hardest* boulder problem in the world. a 🧵…
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Car Dealership Guy
Car Dealership Guy@GuyDealership·
50 states. 50 sets of regulations. One massive headache for car dealers. Most are still leaving out-of-state sales on the table, terrified of fee miscalculations and the hours they'll never get back. Scott O'Laughlin, Chief Revenue Officer at @DLRdmv , breaks down exactly what's holding dealers back from growth.
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Hera
Hera@Hera_Aoe·
I don't think we realize just how much this Redbull tournament did for Age of Empires 2 Welcome brother ✌️
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zabriskan-fontema@ZFontema·
@Rightanglenews This is the result of the Beto election. The Dems put $$$ into GOTV and wiped out all of the Republican judges in Harris County (all of them!) and put an unprepared, inexperienced, mentally unstable "girl boss" in charge of the County. We're still dealing with the sad results.
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Right Angle News Network
Right Angle News Network@Rightanglenews·
BREAKING - A newly uncovered email shows the Texas judge who went viral for berating an IT worker, Nathan Milliron, abused his authority by attempting to force an attorney to appear in his court after the attorney sent an email asking the judge to apologize to the IT worker.
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Car Dealership Guy
Car Dealership Guy@GuyDealership·
We’ve been sitting on this for months. Today we can finally say something. The Car Dealership Guy dealership is now open! What started as a mission to deliver the sharpest insights and operational tactics in automotive retail quietly turned into something bigger. We've spent years breaking down what separates elite operators from average ones; front-end gross strategy, fixed ops efficiency, variable comp structures, the works. We've had the playbook this whole time. So we stopped just handing it out. We ran it ourselves. CDG Auto Group — South Florida. 10,000 sq ft. new and used inventory. Operationally optimized from day one, obviously. Visit us at CDGautogroup.com
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Cole Short
Cole Short@false_prophecy·
wtf happened to Spindrift Grapefruit? Why does it taste like shit all of a sudden?
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
@nypost Y'all are dumb as shit if you think Ms. Rachel actually manages her own instagram account.
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New York Post@nypost·
Kids’ YouTube star Ms. Rachel apologizes for liking antisemitic comment she ‘was just tapping’ and tried to delete trib.al/dbyJqSK
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@GuyDealership I love the move to a simple logo without spelling out Honda. It shows confidence in their brand and feels elevated va the last one. This is a good change.
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
Hey @grok put this in a bikini
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
@FowlClaytoris That’s actually pretty classy for an RV you freebase fent in.
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Fowl Hockey Dad Szn
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn@FowlClaytoris·
Airstream really embracing the upper middle white trash demographic with a Stetson edition. I’m coming to terms with the fact I kind of like how ridiculous it is for $160k
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
@rossiadam @Bobbyvickers Literally the only thing I yell at my toddler about is running through the house with his outdoor shoes
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
@RustyOldMan_ @WFG_DEN Alright genius, let’s do the math. ~9,600 circuit miles of Xcel overhead power lines in CO. X $6M / mi avg. to underground. = $58,000,000,000 Guess who pays for that?
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Weird Foothill Guy
Weird Foothill Guy@WFG_DEN·
Reading X this week from the 93 corridor Useful update Wind is woke Useful update Inconvenience is tyranny Useful update Green energy and Polis is gay Useful update We must burn foothill adjacent homes for freedom Useful update Defending pedos Fire is now Covid #cowx
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Cole Short@false_prophecy·
@burntpeanutclip I love Peanut but he's wrong (and that's ok!) The "make my day" law only applies to forced entry. but I think that's more than fair. Lock your doors people!
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The Burnt Peanut Clipped@burntpeanutclip·
The Burnt Peanut has a hilarious take on Colorado🤣 is he right though?
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Fowl Hockey Dad Szn
Fowl Hockey Dad Szn@FowlClaytoris·
I don’t care who she was talking about. Fan accounts are weird and the hockey fandoms might have the weirdest people around. Making your entire personality another person is psychotic behavior. All these freaks started on tumblr and quite frankly the world would be better off without them
dr georgie carroll@fansumption

this woman was not talking about celebrini and has stated multiple times she does not find him or will attractive. some of these conversations need to stay in the spaces they began in instead of inviting horrible pile-ons based on false information.

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