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played w my own shit in the back of my friends car today call me tom pearl

Why didn’t Jesus turn water into zero sugar root beer and bread into cheez its

blowing vape smoke on her bush call that Rainforest Cafe

Y'all Lowkey sleeping on Grow A Garden Cuck porn

#SPICY Roleplay ideas: I’m an American and ur my #burger 😳😳👀

don’t watch porn it has nsfw😢😢

In the cuck chair smugly writing "adieu" as my wordle starter

i jerk off with my pants on cause i’m afraid a spider will crawl up my ass

my skid marks got so bad that i had to flip my undies around so that the poopy chunks would stop tickling my buttcheeks

I couldnt hold the flashlight still so my dad threw me in a trash compactor and shot our neighbor

my uber driver said if i do one more armpit fart then he’s gonna dismember me

my pee is black and chunky

Mommy only fucks people who mess up the Wordle BAD. Ara ara, you didn’t even get a single green until the sixth guess? Mmgh…

how many burgers can we fit up your dick hole gay boy

people on tiktok be like: i want to get raped by an eating disorder

reasons to be kind to me: 1. please

if i milked u, id get goat milk. cuz you da #goat

im gonna snap my guitar in half use its strings as a nail filer until i get crazy rug burn on my long circular toes and shove the rest of the guitar up my butthole until its super loose and my shit comes out as powder

honestly i’d rather be fat than skinny cause you have blubber and can survive gunshots depending on how fat you are and skinny anorexic people are soooo ugly like i’d rather have more to grab than skin and bones, also cause i like jiggling it #fatspo #bedtwt #boss #edtwt #funny

*American door opening sound 🚪🔊* me: ^_^ yay ur here! wanna play Burger 🍔... tax collector: *sighs* not this again... 😾