serphina_ofedtwt

Dps players who “also play tank” but only play hog and doom

my uber driver said if i do one more armpit fart then he’s gonna dismember me

How it feels introducing two of your friends and they have better chemistry than you do with them so you get jealous and hate them

my skid marks got so bad that i had to flip my undies around so that the poopy chunks would stop tickling my buttcheeks

im gonna snap my guitar in half use its strings as a nail filer until i get crazy rug burn on my long circular toes and shove the rest of the guitar up my butthole until its super loose and my shit comes out as powder

just got stuck in a porta-potty and had to call the fire department to come cut it off of me 😐

honestly i’d rather be fat than skinny cause you have blubber and can survive gunshots depending on how fat you are and skinny anorexic people are soooo ugly like i’d rather have more to grab than skin and bones, also cause i like jiggling it #fatspo #bedtwt #boss #edtwt #funny

FOUND IT

god i just feel so fat right now. i couldn’t even get out of my bed today #edtwt #fatspo #fat #bedtwt

The foreskin is the hijab of the penis

White women at cvs glitching and making a face analog horror reaction video

*plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not *plucks a pube* she loves me *plucks a pube* she loves me not

construction site graffiti has come a long way

gay brother just called me at 1am to show me this

ChatGPT is so ball knowledge

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DOING ESEX FOR THE WHITE RABBIT BUNDLE

@jpr_mq heh careful the magacocks don’t like abortions…

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