Al Farb

.@RepEBJ @JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz: don’t let radio go silent. Please stand up for local radio listeners and oppose the AMFA, which will funnel money from our hometown into the hands of foreign-owned record labels! #SupportLocalRadio

Thousands of dollars in therapy down the drain in 3 minutes and 11 seconds. #illicitaffairs #folklore 😭😭😭😭

Spending my Saturday in Quarantine with the on hold music from @ATT

New Drag Name: "Refreshing Bev"

"Blood does not family make. Those are relatives. Family are those with whom you share your good, bad, and ugly, and still love one another in the end. Those are the ones you select." - Hector Xtravaganza

Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone.

You know your life sucks when you go to @BurgerKing and they’re out of Burgers... #OnlyChicken #fail

@BreydenRawkstar Someone got exactly what they deserved, and it couldn’t have been more perfect :)

@farbtweets What happen!?

Nothing like Karma and the power of Houston Drag Queens to really make your day!

Some of y’all haven’t had your Aunt Becky go to jail before and it shows...

@KaceyMusgraves whaaaaaaa?! Congratulations!!! Way to represent #Texas on that stage!!

@adamlevine has been on the field longer than the @RamsNFL

My view of the ‘Big Game’ from the Hospitality Capital of the World... #fail

If you’re sitting down at a @GeorgeStrait concert that’s your own problem

I'm getting paid to listen to @ArianaGrande at work... And @zackemerson isn't...

Pretty sure I said every word on the FCC’s restricted list during my walk from the car to the office this morning... #cold

When you start drawing a bath and walk away without realizing the drain is closed all the way. And not you’re out of hot water... that’s a feeling right?! #yesitakebaths #itscoldoutside #stressrelief

A beautiful Sunday in Dallas. A walk around Victory Park earlier and Patti LaBelle is playing in the background. #LazySunday