Fat Toasty

I’m starting to feel like that kid from the 6th Sense - I see City fans at every Big Cup Final but people keep telling me they don’t exist 😳👻 #iseeBluepeople #Mancity @SteTudor123 @PrestwichBlue @CitySection

@cakelover247 I know you’re supposed to block and ignore idiots but for you I’ll make an exception …. mate, go to the game, have a beer, enjoy … you’re better than this, please tell me you’re better than this. 🤔

@FatToasty You had a farewell parade for your manager and players yet couldn’t even fill a 23,500 venue. Then try and post pictures or comments saying ‘look how full it is’ then wonder why people are laughing at you.

‘They’re saying there was only 500 people at the City parade but I know for a fact there was 20,000 fans in the Arena alone while the Parade was taking place … it’s almost as if people just make things up these days’

@cakelover247 Mate - I couldn’t give two shits … we had 60,000 fans at the game the day before - f@ck me … how many times do you want people to say thank you? .. I remember when United fans had bigger things to concern them at the end of a season - how the mighty fall.

@FatToasty You honestly think 20,000 is a lot for a top 6 club?

@ShottyHorroh @DavidHartley21 Get it on a banner for the charity shield @WeAre1894

@FatToasty @DavidHartley21

nah what’s embarrassing is the “find the deadest part of the parade and post it” gimmick. We don’t need rival fans to fill out our numbers mate. You’re not a club you’re a festival.

Over 3 million fans in the Co-Op Arena 😳

@AllyFogg Felt like something died in the stadium yesterday with this shit … like a gust of wind blew the curtain back and there was the Wizard of Oz looking like Liz Truss 😕

For a final twist on the VAR nonsense yesterday, this is the overhead angle that supposedly shows Foden’s arse offside. Now can anyone tell me why the defensive line is drawn to the Villa player’s foot and not his T-shirt line?

What time are the Doves playing at the After Party thing today? Anyone know 🤔

@thegingerwig Nail on head 👌🏼

Reminds me very much of Leicester's win Found system that worked and everyone else was shit Liverpool should have been Arsenal's challengers this season as defending Champions

@AmosMurphy_ Game’s dead - we’re being tricked … f@cked and shafted at every turn … no one cares until it happens to them.

That’s VAR done. At least it should be. An absolute stain on English football and shame on everyone who enabled football to turn into this. Greatest league in the world? My arse.

Aston Villa fans to a man not clapping as John stones gets substituted…. this must be what winning European B league does to you 😕

@CryptoMikli Don’t be a narcissistic bellend - there I’ve fixed it.

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@DalaiPalmerMCR Made City and Chelsea look like the Italy - Brazil 1982 World Cup game …. Honestly made me want to burn my own eyes out.

You have got to take your hat off to the commentator on this play off final, trying his utmost to sound excited by it, its fucking pathetic the worst game of nothingness ive ever seen...

@Stevefoxy78 Looked class as soon as he came in the other week …. Maybe a bit lightweight but silky smooth with the ball.

Have Wharton @ city in a heartbeat. He'd actually look to play Haaland in.

@StePurpleHeart And they all saw as much free flowing football this night as they have done all season

If you're 21, you won't have.

@ZiaYusufUK If it was your Mum, your wife or sister? … Would that be ok as well? Are all women fair game or just the ones you don’t like?

Could this legendary gentleman please get in touch. A future Reform government would like to give him a peerage for this outstanding public service. He can do similar to all the crooks currently sitting in the House of Lords!

Just remember …. if every team Arsenal played this season had a Rodri … Arsenal wouldn’t have won a single game.

@lukestanley03 Beat Bournemouth and it’s more on come Sunday than it’s been at any stage this season … last game away from home in a London Derby? … we’d have taken this at the start of the season.

VAR Verdict … Nothing to see here 😳

Drone footage of United fans locked out of their Defeat at Brighton in the #PL2 play-off final…. Don’t let anyone tell you they’d re not the biggest Club in the World. 🙃