Finn Garrett Jowsey

Here imagine if Adam P supported Nottingham Forest he would be skint ahahaha #NUFC

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@pfox99999 @nufcpb Not by you soft shite ahahahahaha

@nufcpb You’ll get your head smashed in you geordie cunt

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Great win for the Toon with 10 men and deserved. 👏🏻👏🏻Not sure who was worse. The Ref or Man Utd. #bothhopeless

@UtdDistrict @ManUtd Stick that up ya ahahahahaha dafty

Tomorrow evening, Newcastle fans could FINALLY see Benajmin Šeško, Bryan Mbeumo, and Matheus Cunha line up together at St. James' Park 😮‍💨

There is a Nick Pope howler every single game. Every single bastard game. A lot of the time it leads to us conceding. Get him gone ASAP. GK is a massive priority #NUFC

The govt's Student Loan Plan 2 repayment freeze in April 2027 must be reversed. It isn't moral. I'm concerned that my debate with Kemi Badenoch this morning distracts from the most immediate problem. In April 2027 Rachel Reeves will freeze the Plan 2 student loan threshold until 2030 which by then will increase graduate repayments by £300/yr more. This is effectively a unilateral negative breach of the student loan contract. Students were told the threshold would rise with average earnings. No commercial lender would be allowed to do this. The govt shouldn't do it either. Changing the terms of future students loans is a political decision - people may not like it but it is transparent. Negatively changing the terms of contracts already signed, and long in place, is a breach of natural justice.

@EwanWishart_ RE PSG (A)

Hate to see that penalty given against Qarabag, even as an #NUFC fan Never an “unnatural position” Nevertheless, well dispatched by Gordon, who has just claimed his hat-rick with an excellent third This could be a cricket score…

He has looked class for Villa here tbf #NUFC

Harvey Barnes puts an end to an all-time Premier League CLASSIC! 🤯

@NSpares looking for two Burnley tickets if anyone is feeling Christmassy and wants to help out!!?? #NUFC

@mickstingratcl1 @hooliganscz1999

@hooliganscz1999 The punchbags of Europe those daft cunt geordie maggots thinking they are mad

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This is a shambles. The officiating is a complete joke. Newcastle aren't playing football, they're playing rugby. Tonali, Joelinton... these aren't footballers. You can't make foul after foul and not see a card. This isn't sport. It's a disgrace.

“Men used to go to war” well I don’t like war I like tits and Malick Thiaw

@NUFC We are fucking shit like

Schade scores for Brentford. [1-1] 56'

Bit sneaky of Bruno to share this and it just instantly vote for him. If you wanna see who else was an option, click this link. ➡️potm.easports.com/en-gb/leagues/…

@turnbull_stu @Rob_G1979 @Im_RobM Fucking hell Stu lad, calm down mate. Just a bit of crack

Been saying for a few weeks now, wait until Sunderland actually play someone decent. Fair play to those mackem bastards. Just had to be them out of the promoted teams that are flying 🫠 #NUFC

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Defeat on the south coast. ⏱️

@NUFC Cannit wait to use this when we go 1-0 down

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