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@PippaPippapoppy @miffythegamer Done.

Please can folks block and report this man who’s posting defamatory tweets about me. Many thanks.

@Skybright77 You're right. My typo. He was whingeing.

@firstmatesara Tice was hardly whining, mate.

Love it. Tice whining about James O'Brien telling him to eff off - 1,323 likes. James O'Brien confirming he did tell him to eff off - 15,600 likes. 😆

@DeanDor66 Oh my God!!! I NEVER realised. I am certainly NOT 'your mate'.

.@FishwickDavid: "People who rob banks go to prison. Banks who rob people get paid bonuses" #GMB

@TopCatToby This does not include Holly and Phil obviously.

Just outside Dover there's a magnificent, permanent, much longer queue than #TheQueue and nobody in the UK queue obsessed media seems to give a fuck about it......🤔 #bbcbreakfast #r4today #gmb #kayburley cityam.com/brexit-onslaug…

Get in! #Wordle455 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

It could be any of us. Just because we are Ukrainians. #IzyumMassacre

@RickOShea54321 Ni fyddaf byth yn ildio! I will never yield! Rather hollow after 700 years of occupation. Still, the language survives.

@firstmatesara As well as their pronunciation, and spelling. The bastards like to bastardise other people's identity.

I guarantee that Charles is reading phonetically-written Welsh words. He's not reading Welsh. #C4News #Channel4News

@RickOShea54321 Yes, once subjugated they made the populace learn their language of course.

@firstmatesara Not sure they do volcanoes or Sri Lankan people any favours either, to be fair. If it isn't upper-class, white, English, protestant, male, they hate it.

@AFlatbow @MichaelRosenYes Or is it mediæval? Hard to know.

@MichaelRosenYes Could she also bring back the spelling of “mediaeval” to placate my pedantic nature?

Dear Thérèse Coffey Thank goodness you've raised the issue of the Oxford comma. Could you also deal with the urgent matter of the lost dieresis? When I was a boy, certain words were written with one: zoölogical, naïve, coöperation. Could you bring them back? Yours Michaël Rosen

Really?? Urgh. Wordle 454 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@JamesKAArcher @cbouzy @EmmaKennedy I'm not a fan but she's very bright, does her homework and stands her ground on reasoned argument.

@cbouzy @EmmaKennedy Watching the racist old witch melting on camera was a delight. Who knew Vanessa Feltz could do that?

Angela Levine got called out for her anti-Meghan rhetoric, and it was delicious.

Harry looks "unhappy, very tense and resentful" when conducting public duties with gorgeous wife .....why would that be Angela? Is she unfairly hounded and criticised by your ilk do you think? #MeghanMarkle

@JonathanELowe @LBC @mrjamesob My favourite. King João I of Portugal and his Queen - Phillipa of Lancaster (daughter of John of Gaunt), interred in Batalha Monastery. A marriage made to secure the 'Treaty of Windsor', theirs became a love story and produced Henry the Navigator. (Another story)

@LBC @mrjamesob “What will survive of us is love”. #AnArundelTomb

This LBC caller voices opposition to Meghan and Harry holding hands while leaving a service for the late Queen. James O'Brien wasn't having any of it... @mrjamesob

Have we not suffered enough?! #KingCharles

@tominfrance @pickpear @Ladycorvia @Dissentra @nonnie100759 @MmzelleFrenchie @Rachel5742 @Lomquiche @vja1999 @Roger_Xanth_Day @Mayesey9R @Petersbrooking @hill_hillbill @Socialistdawn @EvLenz @dfarb @juliatanner @enddjinn @DevonianMatthew @NeilPollyTicks @vandyke4ad @pixielation @gordoncraig11 @AilsaLaing @JFRitte @MaldenSaboteur @tony_lockyear @PhillWatson1970 @skiwithstyle1 @justinbellinger @IAmFrogPrincess @4StJohnStAnne @redalphababe @StephenOld @bellabean2 @111meeuwis @IAmMardikins @CadachLlestri @E_Pamplemousse @PieShedInc @FirehorseP @chriostoir_g @NicolaJames007 @Bearlykat @libdemEdRhymist @ColonelEscargot @eu_lover 😆🤣

@nonnie100759 @vja1999 @pickpear @Roger_Xanth_Day @tominfrance @Socialistdawn @Dissentra @MmzelleFrenchie @dfarb @gordoncraig11 @Ladycorvia @hill_hillbill @Petersbrooking @NeilPollyTicks @pixielation @AilsaLaing @vandyke4ad @JFRitte @Lomquiche @juliatanner @EvLenz @MaldenSaboteur @Mayesey9R @tony_lockyear @PhillWatson1970 @skiwithstyle1 @justinbellinger @IAmFrogPrincess @enddjinn @4StJohnStAnne @redalphababe @StephenOld @bellabean2 @111meeuwis @IAmMardikins @CadachLlestri @E_Pamplemousse @PieShedInc @FirehorseP @chriostoir_g @NicolaJames007 @Bearlykat @libdemEdRhymist @ColonelEscargot @eu_lover @DevonianMatthew I love Her Maj...shesall I've known...her dignity & selfless duty will never be seen again...I have dreaded this moment while our poor Country is so riven & poorly led across the board but fgs...wait until we know...

@ian_charles007 Saw this on FB. It's quite possible with a Tory.