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NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@ConversationEDU @timothyjgraham @QUT 'One of the most concerning findings of the study ... showed the algorithm nudged users towards following more right-leaning accounts' concerning lol

Elon Musk's social media platform is boosting conservative content – and it's having long-lasting effects on how users see the world. @timothyjgraham @QUT theconversation.com/a-few-weeks-of…

@HollyBriden @CoryBooker He must have just been hungry

@CoryBooker I sheltered a guy from Haiti because he beheaded a woman and the ICE Nazis were trying to catch him. It takes a village.

What an incredible act of courage, generosity, and light amidst the darkness.

@allenanalysis A movement for what, serious question

BREAKING: Over 20,000 Americans just flooded the streets of San Francisco to protest ICE. This isn’t a moment — it’s a movement. H/t Swagrman

@krassenstein I'm afraid you have finally jumped the shark with the 'free press' line

The more Trump tries to intimidate protesters and the free press, the more they stand against him. Minneapolis today.

@Peter_Fitz @MikeCarlton01 Yes and Carlton's literary oeuvre is greatly underestimated, who could forget 'Off the Air'

Meantime, give it up for @MikeCarlton01 on his 80th birthday! He is as good a man as I know: healthy as a trout, as warm as a summer's day, a devoted father and husband, an extremely faithful friend - and font of wisdom on twitter. Send love. Or fire at will, see if we care!

@IonaItalia Oh no, why? DM if you want

@larissawaters Have you considered the same messaging for 20 years might not be working

Australia is the hottest place on Earth right now. We’re paying the price while coal, oil & gas corps make billions destroying our climate and environment. Billions in profit, billions in public subsidies, and yet many of these polluters pay less tax than a nurse or a teacher.

@VoteLewko Annabel Crabb's not as young as she used to be

Champagne comedy. Get this broad a gig writing for ABC comedy or The Chaser.

@macjay72 @allenanalysis I'd just disagree with one thing I think they're actually highly educated

Translation: Trafalgar Square filled with organised leftist rent-a-mob protesting about the killing of one bloke in the US but not a sign of them when thousands of Iranians are being slaughtered by their Islamist regime. A bunch of utter uneducated arseholes who are the same uneducated arseholes who march about London supporting Just Stop Oil, Palestinian terrorists, Venezuelan dictators and rapey illegal immigrants. They just hate Britain and the US. 🤷🏼‍♀️🙄

London just joined Minnesota. Trafalgar Square filled with protesters demanding justice for Alex Pretti while opposing Farage. When state violence goes unchecked, the world notices. Solidarity doesn’t stop at borders. 🇬🇧

@allenanalysis They must have come from their earlier demonstration protesting the crackdown in Iran

@CaptH0NEYBADGER @Soaringeagle45 Splitting hairs TBH

@fix_for_free @Soaringeagle45 The teacher also worded it “how many did I give you” to the apples. Similar clarification to the cats clears it up as well

A teacher says to a little boy in class, “If I gave you 2 cats plus another 2 cats, how many would you have?” Little boy replied, “5” Teacher, “No, listen carefully, if I gave you 2 cats plus another 2 cats, how many would you have?” Little boy replied again, “5” Teacher, “Ok, let me word this differently, if I gave you 2 apples plus 2 more apples, how many did I give you?” Little boy, “4” Teacher, “She repeats the cat question again, now how many do you have?” Little boy, “5” Teacher, “Where the heck are you getting 5 from?” Little boy, “Because I already have a freaking cat”

@XEQtor @Soaringeagle45 Or any time really! The joke doesn't establish the timeframe very clearly

@fix_for_free @Soaringeagle45 Because he just ate his last apple this morning?

@RealMissAI @Soaringeagle45 When you say 'abstract mode' you mean 'naive mode'

@Soaringeagle45 He just applied critical thinking while the teacher was stuck in abstract mode.

@MontagueStBridg Hey @MontagueStBridg seriously, if you're really stressed about the land not being yours - I believe you - you really should leave. It would feel more morally and politically coherent. It's quite easy to get say an English teaching job in South-East Asia.

This is not my land It is stolen This is not a day of celebration We should all learn our true history, and listen to the voices of the First Nations people who have been here for thousands of years, not just the invaders' of the last 238 Respect and decency must be paramount

@BTnewsroom I don't believe it, I'm pretty sure most are keen to get back to work

NOW: After the ICE killing of Alex Pretti, thousands in Minneapolis call for an expansion of Friday's general strike.

@thetonymichaels It's really quite a surprise to see so many white people in one place, sincerely

Protesting Breaks Out in Dallas Texas against ICE.

@TruthFairy131 'Safety is no accident!' They should wear asbestos gloves or something

At the ‘Abolish Australia’ Rally today, activists set fire to the Australian flag, then stomp & spit on it.

@DrRitaDed But I read on X there were settlements, towns and infrastructure already, can anyone settle this question

@CindyCalysm Well give the land back then, this really makes no sense🤦

that’s right