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yappybara

@flappybara

🧑🏻‍💻🐈🏈⛰️🏳️‍🌈 pic isn’t me

Katılım Ocak 2021

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theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲@theoluminati·1d

GOP attack ad: the SISSYBOY LIBTARD CANDIDATE (explosions going off) said theres MORE THAN TWO GENDERS (screeching car crash noise) and IS VEGAN (ai slop devil face ) dem attack ad for GOP candidate with multiple criminal allegations: he said he would cut taxes. BUT HE DIDNT

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yappybara@flappybara·1d

@ChrisExpTheNews going around milking everything i see in hopes of striking it rich

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Analytic Valley Girl Chris@ChrisExpTheNews·2d

It is actually funny that we basically just had to find the right genus of squamate to milk. Like we were directionally correct about snake oil being a miracle drug.

Ryan Moulton@moultano

We really need a better name for the category of drug than “GLP-1 agonist.” I propose either “lizard oil” or “tincture of monster.”

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yappybara@flappybara·1d

@tropicaIghost @FeralPHunter not to be confused with negotiations between trump and iran

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ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ@tropicaIghost·1d

ok they are at war

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they are having a meeting

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@ywnbact @brent858 he was flying the plane

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Fanbact✰™@ywnbact·2d

2001 is still so fucking funny to me he saw the planes hit first hand. he was there

Ezzy@ezzyskii

toys r us giraffe evolution

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Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnso·1d

Pete Hegseth is like, "20 shots at the White House? That's just a day ending in y for me"

Thorne 🌸@ExistentialEnso

apparently a shooting just happened at the White House?

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delaniac 🌹🌱@ChadNotChud·2d

“It’s immoral to be privileged in ways that others aren’t” is a deeply funny statement from the richest man on earth personally responsible for the deaths of millions of children

ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L

Elon Musk says work-from-home is "morally wrong" — here's why. cnb.cx/3WfsSWX

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yappybara@flappybara·2d

@cybrwrm it’s an old meme sir, but it checks out

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kc@cybrwrm·3d

xillennial coworker hit me with a “but i am le tired” and it stopped me in my tracks

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yappybara@flappybara·2d

@w0rldmap thicc

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yappybara@flappybara·3d

@Ian_Gay_briel rmac.store

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Gay-briel@Ian_Gay_briel·3d

they should also size speedos (and briefs) by pouch, not just waist

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yappybara@flappybara·4d

@alsemancher_ @Ian_Gay_briel dainty little feets

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non-binary linen pants wearer 🇵🇸@alsemancher_·4d

@Ian_Gay_briel 6', 7"

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6', 9.5

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5’7 size 8.5

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yappybara@flappybara·4d

@Ryan_Weller @questionableway my hungry sons will have to do without their second bloomin’ onion

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Straw Man@Ryan_Weller·4d

@questionableway steaks are 2 for $750 before 4:00

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just matt@questionableway·4d

i feel like i live in a different world from some of you

Kyle@KBensonJpg

A vodka soda is $15 and ubers are $70

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a9lim@_a9lim·5d

vibe coding is really just applying modern monetary theory to technical debt

vik@vikhyatk

the optimal amount of tech debt is not zero

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Paul Blest@pblest·18 May

carl beijer@_carlbeijer

A good troll would just be reverse Brianna Wu: constantly say hyper-woke shit but then insist that you're a Republican

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darkacademician@darkacademician·18 May

corny in the extreme to see people who do the "every tech worker is an affront to god" bit now doing "I will lay down my life for the real working class hero, Gary, 58, Suffolk County, $280k/yr, 3 boats, hates immigrants."

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Cozy@cosyposter·15 May

THIS IS SPARTA!

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yappybara@flappybara·17 May

@yungkitty404

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yung zoë@yungkitty404·16 May

insane pull from a train station bench

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yappybara@flappybara·16 May

@JoshDubowAP and it’s the t-swift x nfl farewell tour

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Josh Dubow@JoshDubowAP·16 May

The Chiefs have 3 home prime time games. Not sure if you’re aware but they do generate very high TV ratings so they get games in prime TV windows

Marco Amaral@1976port

@JoshDubowAP Whats ridiculous is the Lambs with 7. And the Chiefs with 6? With the season they had. Ridiculous

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holden m. accountable@noahpasaran·15 May

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table? ME: hey thanks man ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

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lewis@Lewiswbt1·16 May

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

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yappybara@flappybara·16 May

@dylanhenrich @lxeagle17 fork that shit

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Dylan@dylanhenrich·15 May

@lxeagle17 I’m hoping ABC has no control over the GitHub repo, at least github.com/fivethirtyeigh…

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Lakshya Jain@lxeagle17·15 May

The destruction of 538's data archives is essentially just digital arson. It's an incredible loss of decades of valuable data, for no real reason beyond "we felt like it".

Nathaniel Rakich@baseballot

ABC News has now taken all FiveThirtyEight articles completely offline. They now redirect to abcnews dot com/politics. A needless erasure of thousands of pages of knowledge.

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