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@StrayAlliance @ben_janitor @ConductorYennie TRUE‼️‼️‼️‼️

how is it that despite having so many loved ones that it calls with most days it feels so unbelievably cripplingly lonely constantly

i read a theory that ww2 was secretly a massive satanic blood sacrifice ritual to call forth countless demons into the world and that the baby boom was the result of those demons needing bodies to be born into every time i see boomer behavior like this i believe it a little more

@Maltyversee @WhatleyLeague killing mages isn’t too bad, i buy swifties and if they don’t hit their single cc ability i can just run them down easily enough. aurora is the only burst mage who gives me trouble and that’s mainly cuz the invis plus undodgeable ult

@Maltyversee @WhatleyLeague i play mostly adc, so i do find some frustration with burst mages but really nothing compares to the way ad assassins are moving. i can dodge mage skillshots, but when im playing a marksman or mage i just get obliterated by assassins with little counterplay naafiri, enough said

People complain about Master+ matchmaking a lot , but I don't even think it's the biggest problem. The game is in the worst state in terms of balance I've seen in 10+ years. Not a single one out of Champions/Items/Roles are balanced. League feels like mobile game slop rn.

@ArkaArka @Erryg28 @bezollita @httcfjhy many kr players also pay for their game time by the hour, so they often want to keep a high throughput of games. this doesn’t mean surrendering is a better strategy, they simply place different values on time and lp

@Erryg28 @bezollita @httcfjhy what is there to argue? korea is known to have a huge performance issue for children/people and also known to be the most competitive server regarding League i'm not gonna argue and claim to know better than these people LOL

euw has a disease called azzap

@ArkaArka @httcfjhy yuumi jungle has a better winrate than ffing

@httcfjhy never ff guys

@httcfjhy League has a disease called delusional losers that think their time matters. We're playing this shit out to min 90 idc you're 2/97, you shouldn't have queued up if you didn't want to play

@PunishedGramsci It is infuriating watching these Ivy League educated wonks who keep pointing to the charts going “why are the poors mad? Everyone who wants to be an Uber driver can be an Uber driver. We call that ‘low unemployment.’”

@yoclassicguy @Feidcel “little to no counterplay” you know you can just hit her, right?

@Feidcel 20% and 40% movement speed is already alot with a 20% slow and i believe its not unreasonable to have a high cost for what is a guaranteed 4,5-5 second cc combo with little to no counterplay.

Needing zhonyas to use your ult in any useful manner is the worst game design i have ever seen

@K62204944 @Feidcel you know you can attack her, right?

@Feidcel You are gaining movement speed and slowing enemies. You do not need Zhonyas

@KYRA_RISING @Starl3ng814 the us economy when 6 companies stop circlejerking the same $2 trillion around:

lowkey it doesnt have a main but it's been playing smolder when it can for a few patches now so he might count? in that case put kindred in want/learning

The primary driving force of “vibecession” posters isn’t even that they have some kind of proposed solution to negative economic feelings, it’s pure incredulousness. If they were to cede that their objective economic metrics are not predictive of people’s happiness with their economic status, they would have to admit to some degree the complete alienation of American workers’ wellbeing and happiness from our economic production. They will have to admit that liberal capitalism has failed on its only promise, prosperity through economic surplus. They have to imagine that economic production would create proportional contentment if not for economic populists purposefully cultivating discontent because they are unable or unwilling to cede to this fundamental failure of their ideology. Never mind that it’s impossible to brute force everyone into being happy with whatever miserable life they’re living — they don’t even care about that anymore. They just want someone to blame for the destruction of their dogma because they’re are wounded and humiliated by their own failure.

@Pepepepe4748 @CptMaelstrom @WhatleyLeague do you think a class’ strength is dictated by if theyre stronger level 1?

@CptMaelstrom @WhatleyLeague ignoring riven, bruisers are one of the weakest classes right now, mages and adcs are too atrong and they neutralize bruisers level 1 in lane

@Maltyversee @WhatleyLeague

@WhatleyLeague Ngl the only issue i have in this meta is mages, like everyone else is fine but mages getting to tank lvls of hp off items n shi makes 0 sense A burst mage should be like a assassin, you either burst someone down or u get lcoked down by cc and get bursted yourself

Liberal economics tells us this isn't possible because the landlords will compete with each other to lower prices, in reality landlords aren't stupid enough to start self-ruinous price wars and instinctively understand that the tenants are the enemy!

A new Delusion Brother

qifrey doesn't have a witch title because they would've named him a slur

@grrrltwinkyap kissing it better <3

let my light burn forever