𝓓𝓻. 𝓘𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽, 𝓜𝓓

@Mattatthebank @UConn6thBorough Can they play any semblance of defense for like 3 minutes?

@floatinghighway @UConn6thBorough The bench consisted of two guys both freshman who both shoot under 35% from the field

How do you not make a single sub

@Slix_og_onttv @canes_muse That cannot be true

@canes_muse They don’t have really have reserves. Their substitutes are nothing more than glorified break givers and you can’t play 4v5 against Duke. Zero bench points the entire postseason.

Siena coach not making a single sub the entire game is why they’re gonna lose. Lmk if i’m missing smth but they were on the verge of history and coaching malpractice is why they’re gonna lose. Disgusting work

@ThatGuyRocked Single handedly saved the UConn program

Shabazz Napier That guy rocked.

@BadChoiceBurner Sounds like a personal problem

This is going to sound weird considering the overall record, but this feels like the least positive vibes heading into an opening NCAA Tournament weekend for #UConn since 2012. Between the injuries & the bad play down the stretch, it’s hard to get excited at the current prospects

@bigchiefsimzy @TheDunkCentral @FastCompany Buddy, we know

@floatinghighway @TheDunkCentral @FastCompany The irony in thinking everything is ChatGPT 😭

Kelsey Plum becomes the first female pro athlete to launch a verified AI “digital twin” that fans can voice call to interact with her, per @FastCompany “It’s where we are in society… I think you’re either gonna get with it or get lost.”

@DubsChekem @MNEInformisanja @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 That’s what he said?

@MNEInformisanja @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 You got it twisted. Dumbasses like him are the reason those laws exist in the first place.

I can not understand what the big deal is with pasteurization? It's literally just heating milk for a set time then rapidly cooling it No chemicals, no high tech equipment, it's just heated milk

@mamajuana_vieja @MNEInformisanja @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 Why would you rather cook it at home

@MNEInformisanja @uoislame @Sparkpoodle1 How would you feel if the government said “raw chicken is bad so from now on no one can buy raw chicken. Only cooked.” Thats what’s happening with milk. I would much rather cook my milk at home. Just like my chicken.

@TaiAmaranth @Sparkpoodle1 x.com/factpostnews/s…

@Sparkpoodle1 As it turns out, cooking your food changes the chemical make up and initiates all manner of downstream effects. For literally no fucking tangible benefit AND a net inferior product, in the case of Louis Pasteur's method, which has no basis in reality. But y'all demand it anyway.

@cd_hooks That should be illegal

Sincere question: if jet fuel prices triple is there a chance airlines rescind tickets already sold for later in the year at a cheap price?

@_samcalhoun Do we have any idea what the injury is yet?

Dan Hurley said Jaylin Stewart is “questionable” to play tomorrow. He will participate in shootaround today

@ViperlL7 @MisterHotBalls You can still make some strategic subs here and there so your starters aren’t exhausted at the end

@MisterHotBalls Because the bench is ass

Coaching disaster class from McNamara. Not a single sub the whole game.

@BlueDevils If Siena had more than 5 players, it would be over for you guys

Duke fans let it out under this tweet

@ItsMediocreDan If it were me, I would simply play players from my bench, in an effort to prevent my starters from getting tired 🤷‍♂️

There is 0 chance Duke loses this game. 0.000000000% chance. Not gonna happen!

@DaveBorges Not great

Hurley also noted that Malachi Smith is dealing with something.

@Leppa10 @USA_Polling Twitter is not the country

@USA_Polling 39% of the country will never evolve 🤦‍♂️

Those who say (X) is morally wrong: Married + Having an affair: 90% Viewing porn: 52% Having an abortion: 47% Homosexuality: 39% Euthanasia via doctor: 35% Death penalty: 34% Gambling: 29% Spanking kids: 23% Using weed: 23% Getting a divorce: 23% Being very rich: 18% Drinking alcohol: 16% Using IVF: 9% Using contraceptive: 8% Eating meat: 4% Pew Research / May 2025

@_samcalhoun Oh cool great awesome

Dan Hurley said that Malachi Smith is dealing with something as well. Did not expand further on that

@sqrshooter @MattNorlander Your whole account is so embarrassing

@MattNorlander Oh please 🙄 These upsets happen every year and overwhelmingly end in the next round. Once mid-majors start consistently making it to the Final Four then he can talk. Until then, sit down and enjoy the fun win 🤦‍♂️

“Looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we ain’t played nobody—we played somebody now. Nobody would play us. just like nobody would play Miami Ohio. But they gotta play us in this tournament.” 🗣️🗣️

@MattNorlander Hell yeah Coach talk your shit

@bigchiefsimzy @TheDunkCentral @FastCompany The irony of using ChatGPT to respond to this

She says it straight: “It’s where we are in society… you’re either gonna get with it or get lost.” So let me get this right. We’ve gone from athletes selling jerseys and autographs to selling literal digital clones of themselves so lonely fans can pretend they’re on the phone with a real person who’s probably asleep or training while the AI version is flirting back. It’s dystopian loneliness packaged as innovation. Athletes used to inspire us to get off the couch and play. Now they’re selling us fake conversations so we stay glued to our screens even longer. The bar is in hell. And we’re all jumping over it with a credit card. 😤