Mr.B

There will not be a United States of America in 5 years. But hey, at least we tried didn’t we. 100000000000% will not exist. It’s over. You just don’t know it yet.

@jpgstoreNFT Same shit new day Remember mining sites like hash flare and whatever the fuck else, these were companies who collected btc for hashrate power only when they had stolen enough money from deposits the just shut the company down, so when they made enough money from JPEG fees …

After serving the Cardano ecosystem since 2021 and sharing an incredible journey with thousands along the way, we’ve reached a point where the JPG Store & Comet platforms have to be sunset. While we deeply value the people who have supported us, the platforms have reached a stage where they are no longer sustainable to operate. JPG Store & Comet will continue to be online until the 23rd of May. After which, the website will be shut down, though the smart contracts will continue to live on. 🧵1/6

@martypartymusic @benjamincowen It’s neither MAY or OCT so…. You can wish is one hand and 💩 in the other See which one fills up faster.

Bitcoin just broke @benjamincowen bear market resistance band

@gothburz @CryptoKid1981 Just trust me bro

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. The dashboard has 15 columns now. The newest one is called LITIGATION. I did not budget for this column. The Slack channel is sun-relationship-management and it has 340 unread messages. Justin Sun filed a 52-page complaint on Monday. In a California federal court. Against us. For fraud. Seven causes of action across 52 pages. I read it on my phone while the token was still dropping. I would like to state for the record that our relationship with Mr. Sun has always been professionally managed. I would also like to state that our relationship management has generated more litigation than any other column on the dashboard. This is what professionals call alpha. He invested $30 million when nobody else would. Then another $15 million. The project was stalling. His word was "lackluster." He was being generous. Before his anchor investment we had raised approximately $22 million. After it we raised $550 million. That is a 2,400% increase. He calculated that number himself. Then he put it in the lawsuit. He is using our own growth metrics as evidence of our fraud. That is a level of due diligence I genuinely respect. He was facing SEC fraud charges at the time of investment. The SEC dropped the case. We made him an advisor. He visited the Executive Office Building. He sat in seat number one at the dinner. These events are unrelated. I have a column for that. The column is green. Then we froze his tokens. Multiple times. The compliance module — the one I helped ship one week before trading, the one routed through a single anonymous wallet — we used it. On the man who saved the project. On the man whose "decisive anchor investment" — his words, page 12 of the complaint — made the other $505 million possible. We froze his governance voting rights too. The man who owned the most tokens had the least say. That is decentralized governance. I designed the architecture. Then we threatened to burn them. Burn. The on-chain kind. Eliminate $45 million in tokens from the blockchain. Permanent. Destroy the holdings of the person who turned World Liberty Financial from a family website with a Gold Paper into a $550 million operation. We told him we would report him to law enforcement. The same man who avoided traveling to the United States for years because he was afraid of being arrested here. He invested in the President's family and the fear stopped. Now we are the ones making the call. I have a column for this too. It is called THE CALL. Then we posted "See you in court pal" from the official account of the President's cryptocurrency project. Pal. From the official account. The President's sons run this project. Eric and Don Jr. Their names are on the website. And somebody — I do not know who authorized this and I have not asked — typed "pal" to a man who put in $45 million when we had $22 million and a Gold Paper that the SEC had not yet decided to ignore. The complaint says we are "on the verge of collapse." It says we face "severe financial pressure" and "potential insolvency." It says we plan to distribute up to 95% of token sale proceeds to company insiders. It says we froze his governance voting rights. Defamed him. Extorted him. Seven causes of action. Fraud in the inducement. Conversion. Unjust enrichment. Breach of implied covenant of good faith. The complaint reads like a Wikipedia article about us that somebody finally decided to file in federal court. The token is down 74%. Trading at 8 cents. The DeFi Visionary is 20 years old. I will describe the architecture. A man facing fraud charges invests $45 million in the President's family crypto project. His fraud charges disappear. We make him an advisor. He gets a seat and a title. We freeze his tokens. We threaten to burn them. We threaten to call the authorities on him. He sues us for fraud. The man who was charged with fraud is suing the President's sons for fraud. The project accused of fraud was saved by a man whose fraud charges were dropped after he invested in it. Everyone is alleging fraud. The word has no meaning left. It is just the sound money makes when it leaves. The 52 pages demand a trial. A jury will read the Gold Paper. Page 14. The 75% revenue allocation to the family. Zero capital contributed. The smart contract upgrade. The blacklist function. The single anonymous wallet. Category 3. The batch reallocation tool we told people was for phishing recovery. The Dolomite self-loan on our own advisor's lending platform — $75 million borrowed against our own token, $65 million of it in our own stablecoin, on a protocol co-founded by our own Head of Technical Strategy. Fifty-five percent of the entire lending pool. Ordinary depositors locked out. Twelve people in a California courtroom reading the Gold Paper. I have prepared for regulators who do not regulate. I have prepared for congressmen who write letters nobody answers. I have prepared for journalists who publish stories that trend for six hours and change nothing. I have not prepared for twelve people who cannot be frozen. The dashboard has 15 columns. Every column tracks a relationship that was designed to be mutually beneficial. Every relationship is now a paragraph in a federal complaint. Every paragraph contains a dollar amount. Every dollar amount contains the word "fraud" somewhere in the sentence around it. Ninety-five cents of every dollar goes to insiders. I am one of the insiders. My allocation is generous. My tokens vest on a different schedule. That schedule is not in the complaint because Mr. Sun does not know about it. It is not in the Gold Paper either. It is on the dashboard. Column 14. These events are unrelated. I am still proud of the dashboard.

@RonSwanonson Welp I’d say the failure of DEFI might have something to do with the bottom falling out the graffiti hasn’t even dried.

Ben has about 10 days for Bitcoin to dump $17,000 Likely? Not really… This is why you never listen to short term Bitcoin price garbage 🗑️

@RealJackPoor How Coinbase allowed this listing is absolutely NUTS! I’m pretty sure they didn’t halt trading at any point either?

People don’t hate crypto for no reason This is exactly what stops people from trusting crypto.

@ChainLinkGod @R89Capital House of cards see you at 52k probably lower. Tic tock …

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

@coinbureau Justin just thinks different, doesn’t matter, btc is going to 30k

🔥JUSTIN SUN OFFERED TO NEGOTIATE WITH THE $292M KELPDAO HACKER Sun posted on X telling the hacker, "How much do you want? Let’s just talk", adding it's not worth sacrificing both Aave and KelpDAO. Sun argues the hacker can't realistically spend $300M of stolen crypto anyway.

@WatcherGuru This is purely organic 😂

JUST IN: $RAVE cryptocurrency crashes 95%, wiping out $6.3 billion from its market cap in a single day following alleged insider manipulation.

@Wizard_Of_Alpha @coinbureau Last time a short looked this good it took btc down to 15k. So let’s double 15 and you can hole punch 30k - facts, print it, short it short it all!

@coinbureau Rug Rave

🚨THE $RAVE SCANDAL IS GETTING BIGGER. Three major exchanges, Binance, Bitget, and Gate, are are officially investigating. ZachXBT called all three out by name, alleging insiders used their platforms to engineer a massive short squeeze. Bitget CEO Gracy Chen confirmed a probe within the hour. Binance CEO Richard Teng pledged to investigate "all market misconduct." Gate's Kevin Lee: "Already on it. User protection comes first." RaveDAO just became crypto's latest case study in alleged insider manipulation after its $RAVE token CRASHED over 95%, wiping $6.3 BILLION in market cap. RaveDAO denies involvement while ZachXBT is offering $25K for whistleblowers. Who's getting held accountable?

@coinbureau Any exchange including Coinbase who listed this obvious scam is going to be sued. This one is the one that will bring the house down.

@CryptoXAiMan Eos did the same thing and then turned into a different thing before sunsetting everything and taking the Eth from a 4 billion dollar iso to buy 64k btc to fund bullish global. Eos holders got dick- just exit liquidity. At the end xrp will change the product and abandon xrp coin

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@DerrickEvans4WV I’m sorry how the FUCK is this not straight forward. ANY individual in the FUCKinG country does this and they are in jail in months? Fuck the gov all of them.

Ilhan Omar revises financial disclosure, walking back prior claim of up to $30M in net worth. Now reports assets between $18,000 and $95,000, citing an “accounting discrepancy,” per WSJ.

@mazemoore Nancy is a dirty dirty bitch

When you realize what's happening in this video, it's pretty crazy. Dirty, dirty stuff. February 15, 2017. Trump has been in office for about three weeks. Nancy Pelosi gets the Russia hoax going by claiming that Trump is controlled by the Russians financially, personally, and politically. (Pelosi would go on to repeat that exact claim word for word all the way until the 2024 election.) After Pelosi claims that Trump is controlled by Russia, she then announces that a bill has been put forth to open an investigation into Trump's ties with Russia. Whose name is on the bill? Eric Swalwell's. Pelosi had been warned by the FBI in late 2015 that Swalwell had been compromised by a Chinese spy. A little over a year later Pelosi announces that Eric Swalwell, (in Congress for only four years and previously involved with a spy), is sponsoring a bill to investigate foreign interference in the 2016 election. Pelosi put the hoax investigation bill in Swalwell's name and then put him on TV constantly for 2.5 years so he could falsely claim that Trump was working for Russia. She even put him on the Intelligence Committee to bolster his credibility. Pelosi had dirt Swalwell, she used him repeatedly and for whatever reason, she's probably the one who made the call to cut him loose last week. Dirty game.

@TheKevinDalton @R89Capital This reminds me when the biggest pension fund in California and in the country sold Nvda to buy lucid motors. I mean if you put money in a bag 💼 and burned it you wouldn’t lose it faster!

Gavin Newsom just used his own PAC to buy $1.5 million worth of his own book. Even more comically, that accounts for 2/3 of the entire print sales.

Vertical lift off for sure

We got ourselves a squeeze

EVTL short Squeeze TIME! 25% shorted - ooops

BINGO

@bennyjohnson Again Hakeem is just the stupidest mfer I’ve ever seen!

CNBC's Joe Kernen Brutally Confronts Hakeem Jeffries with Data that DESTROYS His Anti-Trump Talking Points "If we’re facing a recession, it’s unlikely for the stock market to be doing well. We can look at the bond market as well." - S&P and NASDAQ back to ALL-TIME HIGHS - Bond market shows NO panic "In terms of Wall Street, you would not know things are going very poorly, the way that YOU describe it. Things are going pretty well."