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Make America Great Again, Donald J. Trump!

@PopBase Still not a sport that you can make millions unless you’re in the Top 10

Key details on the new WNBA CBA for performance bonuses: • WNBA Champion: $60K per player (up from 22k) • All-WNBA First Team: $30K per (up from 10k) • All-WNBA Second Team: $15k per (up from 5k) • All-Defensive Second Team: $7k per (first time) • MVP: $60K per (up from 15k)

@AndrewYang Too late for the Cookie 🍪

Don’t sleep with your phone. blog.andrewyang.com/p/dont-sleep-w…

@PaulGoldEagle Just imagine the bugs crawling and flying around

Hawai'i: of last night’s historic rainfall. Here is the current situation on Waialua Beach Road, where sections are sitting under roughly 3 feet of water! Over 4,000 told to evacuate Hawaii's Oahu island as officials warn 120-year-old dam could fail.

@RapidResponse47 @SecDuffy @DHSgov SecDuffy calling out the Democrat shutdown forcing TSA rookies to bail for real paychecks—3rd time in 6 months no checks? This is straight-up using frontline workers as political pawns while airports turn into chaos central ✈️🥠

.@SecDuffy says many new TSA agents at the bottom of the pay scale are beginning to look for new career paths as a result of the Democrat shutdown of @DHSgov—the 3rd time in 6 months they’ve been forced to work without pay. This political shutdown needs to END.

@NiohBerg Paid protesters 🪧

London today. Pro-regime freaks are shouting "Iran Iran make us proud, shut the US bases down". Not even one Iranian among them. Pathetic.

@Rainmaker1973 Hopefully he doesn’t get gout when he’s older 😂

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.05 at the age of 16. .

@majeed66224499 Another chimp bites the dust

Another bald-headed monkey down the drain😎🔥 Iranian media: Killing of the deputy commander of the Basij "Azim Esmaili"

@AlertaNews24 BTS just broke the Spotify record

🇰🇷 | BTS atrajo a más de 1 millón de espectadores en tiempo real a través de las redes sociales durante su presentación en vivo de regreso en la plaza Gwanghwamun en Corea del Sur.

@LauraLoomer @TulsiGabbard Laura just dropped receipts on Tulsi's secret president PAC army... new one launched THIS WEEK while she's still in office? Girl's building a war chest faster than most people build excuses 🇺🇸🥠

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 As people continue to deny that Tulsi Gabbard is resigning to run for President, I have discovered that Tulsi Gabbard @TulsiGabbard currently has four ACTIVE Political Action Committees. A new PAC was created on her behalf THIS WEEK in California, titled “TULSI GABBARD 4 PRESIDENT 2026”. Her Texas PAC, “FOR LOVE OF COUNTRY, INC.” updated its registration data in June 2025. Her Wisconsin PAC, “TEAM TULSI” updated its registration data in June 2025. Her Hawaii PAC, “DEFEND FREEDOM, INC.” updated its registration data in June 2025. Her Delaware PAC, “OUR FREEDOM, OUR FUTURE” updated its registration data in June 2025. She also has PACs in North and South Carolina that are not affiliated with her name. Additionally, there are several PACs from her days in Congress that are no longer active. Why are some of her PACs active and some of them aren’t? All 5 of these PACs are active and 4 of them are directly affiliated with her. I warned last year that I suspect Tulsi is merely using the DNI’s office to launch her bid for President in 2028. She is focused on advancing her own agenda, which is why she would not express adamant support for President Trump during her Congressional hearings this week. She made her answers a matter of doing her job and “checking her views at the door,” but that’s obviously not the case because she didn’t check her views when she made an unauthorized video about nuclear war right before Operation Midnight Hammer. Why does she need 5 PACs? Even if she says she has no control over one of them, that’s still 4 PACs. The timing is very suspect. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that a PAC calling for her to run for President was launched this week on March 16th, the same day she met with Kent and the VP to review @joekent16jan19 incredibly derogatory resignation letter. RECEIPTS 👇🏻

@stats_feed Yes, because there is no forgiveness for taking someone’s life intentionally

Do you agree with the death penalty? Why or why not?

@astros @CenterPoint I want one! ☝️

Add to your Astros wardrobe! 10,000 lucky fans will receive this Yordan Alvarez City Connect Basketball Jersey on Saturday, March 28! Presented by @CenterPoint.

@adultswim Whoa Kokekoko! 🔥

Kokekoko is our new vocal stim

@PopBase SWIMming to the Top! 💥⭐️❤️🔥

Biggest debuts on the Global Spotify chart in 2026 (so far): #1. SWIM – 14.64M #2. Aperture – 12.47M #3. Body to Body – 11.18M #4. Hooligan – 8.73M #5. American Girls – 8.31M #6. FYA – 8.07M #7. Aliens – 7.75M #8. 2.0 – 7.38M #9. Merry Go Round – 7.23M #10. NORMAL – 7.15M #11. Like Animals – 6.82M #12. they don’t know ’bout us – 6.72M #13. No. 29 – 6.50M #14. One More Night – 6.13M #15. Ready, Steady, Go! – 6.12M #16. Please – 5.92M #17. Into the Sun – 5.72M #18. Risk It All – 5.70M #19. Are You Listening Yet? – 5.67M #20. Taste Back – 5.56M

@MOSSADil Up in Smoke like Snoop Dogg’s smoke sessions

💥 JUST IN: US forces reportedly struck an Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) missile storage facility in Iran’s Khuzestan province, targeting key regime military infrastructure. Stay connected, follow @MOSSADil.

@kchartsmaster Mine must be in there too.. I downloaded it ❤️

"ARIRANG" by BTS debuts with 110,005,265 streams on the Global Spotify Chart. The biggest streaming day for a K-pop album in the chart history.

@PopBase @BTS_twt Just amazing from BTS 💥

‘ARIRANG’ by BTS earns 110 million streams on its first day on Global Spotify from 14 charting songs. It's the biggest album debut of 2026 so far.

@PopCrave Love BTS ❤️

‘ARIRANG’ by BTS debuts with 110 MILLION streams in its first day on Global Spotify. Biggest K-pop debut of all time.

@Globalstats11 The Cookie will be up there soon 🥠

World’s Top 10 Richest People: 2000 vs 2026 2000 1. 🇺🇸 Bill Gates - $60 Billion 2. 🇺🇸 Larry Ellison - $47 Billion 3. 🇺🇸 Paul Allen - $28 Billion 4. 🇺🇸 Warren Buffett - $25.6 Billion 5. 🇩🇪 Karl & Theo Albrecht - $20 Billion 6. 🇸🇦 Al-Waleed bin Talal - $20 Billion 7. 🇺🇸 S. Robson Walton - $20 Billion 8. 🇯🇵 Masayoshi Son - $19.4 Billion 9. 🇺🇸 Michael Dell - $19.1 Billion 10. 🇨🇦 Kenneth Thomson - $16.1 Billion 2026 1. 🇺🇸 Elon Musk - $841.2 Billion 2. 🇺🇸 Larry Page - $248.7 Billion 3. 🇺🇸 Jeff Bezos - $231.6 Billion 4. 🇺🇸 Sergey Brin - $229.5 Billion 5. 🇺🇸 Mark Zuckerberg - $226.5 Billion 6. 🇺🇸 Larry Ellison - $199.5 Billion 7. 🇺🇸 Jensen Huang - $158.7 Billion 8. 🇫🇷 Bernard Arnault - $157.5 Billion 9. 🇺🇸 Warren Buffett - $148.1 Billion 10. 🇺🇸 Michael Dell - $142.6 Billion Source: Forbes via Trade Brains

@LauraLoomer @TuckerCarlson @alppouch Go and pay a visit please 🙏

Since I’m in India, should I go pay a visit to the Indian factory where @TuckerCarlson’s nicotine Alp Pouches are made? I can show you all how his Alp Pouches are made… @alppouch

@kayleighmcenany @SatAmericaFNC @FoxNews Good Morning Kayleigh! ☀️

Turn it to @SatAmericaFNC, @FoxNews from 10am-12pm ET!