Ali G
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@BeachBumPresley @Hoopss Because she's not trying to lower herself by being a bitch like them
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@Hoopss Why she doesn’t just swing on em? Works for draymond
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CONTEXT: this is why the government did this to him.
He’s exposing them so they called him insane in order to lock him up.
Braeden@BraedenSorbo
I have not seen anybody talking about what’s going on in Canada right now. This man was pulled over and told by police that he had to come with them because a psychiatrist labeled him “certifiable.” No paperwork, no rule of law, just a doctor saying that if he didn’t come with him right then and there that he would be arrested. The fact that a government could do this is terrifying.
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UFC star Merab DOGWALKED Georgio Poullas for 5 rounds straight then hit him with a BRUTALLY honest take saying he's already UFC LEVEL😳👀
"There are guys in the UFC right now WORSE than you."
"Win 3 to 5 pro fights, do the Contender Series and out-wrestle someone."
"Getting in isn't the hard part, STAYING is."
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@BraedenSorbo I don't know if he's unwell but if you take a look at his profile he does seem like he's having a mental breakdown. Or everything he's saying is true and he just can't prove it.
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I have not seen anybody talking about what’s going on in Canada right now.
This man was pulled over and told by police that he had to come with them because a psychiatrist labeled him “certifiable.”
No paperwork, no rule of law, just a doctor saying that if he didn’t come with him right then and there that he would be arrested.
The fact that a government could do this is terrifying.
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@_halkyofu_ @n_kazuhiro369 未来の地球は最終核戦争で人類が住めなくなるんで生き残った未来人がこの世界線の地球だけは核戦争が起きない地球にしようって事で最終核戦争が起きる前のこの世界線の地球にタイムマシンで来ているんですよ。一応地球の歴史を変えるとマズいので映画で最終核戦争を放映して人類はワクチンで減らします
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宇宙人ついて暴露して消された科学者??
2022年6月に亡くなった、反重力技術を研究していた
エイミー・エスクリッジの生前のメッセージが
宇宙人の暴露だったっぽい
その内容が、UFOに乗っている宇宙人の正体は
未来人で2種類いてるみたい
一つ目が「P-47」
これは現在から47000年後の未来の人類で
大災害を地上で生き残ったグループ
二つ目が「P-52」
現在から52000年後の未来の人類で
大災害から地下に逃れ、そこで独自の進化を遂げたグループ
添付してる写真は、この二つの未来人の姿らしい
数年前からある写真なので、真偽は不明...
エイミーの証言が正しかったら、近い将来に
人類がほぼ全滅してしまうほどの大災害が起きる
ってことになる
かなりぶっ飛んだ話やけど、この話をした後に
消されてるから真実に近い可能性はあると思う
#UFO #UAP #ufo #uap #alien #エイリアン


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@TheProjectUnity Going to be used as a tool to manipulate humanity to push agendas by evil people
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@missus_wormy People often connect their ideas or beliefs to ego so if you go against that it creates a visceral reaction
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@ericweinstein of your interviews I'm fairly confident that youre an extremely moral man. Do you not have any concern about Palantir and it's attack on our privacy?
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@Isaaccarcacia Sigo viendo a mis padres separandose por mi culpa
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A live action BERSERK would go so hard. Everyone would watch. It has everything: incredible story, heart, action, blood, supernatural, horror, both strong male and female protagonist, most notorious fangirl bait villain ever conceived, etc. The world could handle a true dark fantasy series. But it has to be done right, no edits, no censorship, no changing anything. It has to go all the way. Get the right cinematography, music, actors, director, etc. Put it on HBO with a big budget. No compromises. Normies would have never seen anything like it before. People would be shocked. It would become an iconic show. It would fill the GoT void.
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Every attorney has a line they never expected to say out loud.
Mine was: "Your Honor, the OnlyFans account is actually a marital asset."
The husband wanted half.
The wife insisted it was "personal expression" and therefore off-limits.
She also insisted it barely made any money.
We requested the 1099s.
It was making more than my entire firm.
Opposing counsel looked at the income figures and visibly reconsidered his hourly rate.
We hired a valuation expert who, with an entirely straight face, explained subscriber churn, projected brand growth, and the economic value of her "top 0.3%" badge.
The judge asked if we could use a different term than "Thirst Empire" in the record.
We could not.
The husband wanted an ongoing cut of future revenue.
The wife said she'd rather delete the account.
Our expert confirmed that nuking it would destroy a 8-figure asset.
The courtroom went quiet while everyone processed that sentence.
We settled: she kept the account, bought him out with a lump-sum payment, and signed a clause promising never to use his likeness or name in any content.
As we left, he asked if he could at least get a free subscription.
No.
He has to pay.
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The full MMA Joey LIVE crash out after Chimaev lost to Strickland ⬇️😂
ape@qpe
One things certain: If Sean Strickland finds a way to beat Khamzat, or better yet gets a dramatic finish, we are in store for two generational meltdowns 😂 #UFC328
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Congresswoman Luna posts ‘OPHANIM’ right after Pentagon declassifies eerie 8-POINTED star UFO
Ophanim described as multi-eyed ANGELS in Dead Sea Scrolls
RT@RT_com
NEVER BEFORE SEEN Apollo 12 photo reveals 5 MYSTERIOUS glowing lights over Moon Astronauts captured bizarre bright anomalies straight from landing site
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