Fred Rispoli

MAJOR CASES @hodl_law Hodl Law v. SEC (9th Cir): Is #ETH a security? ca9.uscourts.gov/media/video/?2… Woody v. Coinbase (9th Cir): @coinbase stole #SGB #Songbird from its customers (argument on 10/8/24) Vaca v. Google (Santa Clara Co. CA): @Google negligence re @GooglePlay crypto apps

@ogafroman I’m old enough to remember what happened to housing sales when the Afroman walked through the White Land! I need a Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags after this.

My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…

@JamesQueallyLAT Half my caseload is here. This…concerns me.

L.A. County's court system is exploring the use of AI: Learned Hand will help civil court judges summarize motions ... and can even generate tentative rulings. There's a mix of optimism and concern brewing in the county's largest court system. My latest: latimes.com/california/sto…

@CarloD_Angelo I too, as a trial lawyer, am insulated. Well, at least until we get robot juries.

Criminal defense is for now insulated from the great fuckening. But, there are so many sectors that are about to get rekt’d and the downstream effects of this disruption will hurt the overall economy. Prepare.

@TheMfnManTJ @FB_Helmet_Guy Yes but it wasn’t premeditated

@FB_Helmet_Guy He was also a killer wasn't he?

This dude had a very good NBA career, 1x All-Star and 6x All-Defensive, but his grunge rock legacy is much greater. IYKYK.

@RaoulGMI @intrepid_p Palau is a Poor Man’s Kiribati

@intrepid_p Gorgeous! I've spent a bit of time there. The turquoise is surreal. My Most surreal ever was the Rock Islands in Palau.

There are moments when I think about all the amazing places I've had the good fortune to visit and feel completely humbled.

@RobertFreundLaw Long live Ringtail!

Maybe not, but they can bill fifty 0.2s to finalizing and confirming AI outputs, and maybe they’ll be expected to do that 7 days a week, for years on end. eDiscovery was a massive timesaver that generated years and years of doc review mouse-clicking per associate.

@BitGrateful @zackbshapiro Pretty easy if his first name is Han.

@zackbshapiro How can a solo be inside biglaw

Lawyers are about to learn what software engineers learned in 2023: The AI won't replace you, but the person using AI will. Big firms will automate everything and wonder why clients leave. Solo practitioners with the right tools will eat their lunch.

@TheBabylonBee I must admit that, even as a Catholic, this is quite funny.

Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass buff.ly/1hJ9iP2

@zackbshapiro They not gonna make the re-sort

One of those rare situations that is appropriately described as "Kafkaesque."

@EYakoby Modern warfare has truly entered 🎶 a whole new world 🎵 Don’t you dare close your eyes!

BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

@infinity__oo @KathleenWinche3 u gotta ask Stelios for that bro

@KathleenWinche3 So was his wife actually a whore? I need the rest of the story.

This is a wild story if you have a few minutes.

@dee_bounce @GaryCardone Great minds think alike.

@GaryCardone Chevy

Say hello to my new freind, haven’t decided in his name but I am digging it. 3.5 feet by 6 foot 1.5 inch deep cotton canvas oil and graphite. What would you name it?

@norcalcowboyfan @BCBacker Dang Clay, you just Price Is Right’d the Backer! That’s some cold sheeet!!

@BCBacker $53,046 because I like you TA and will set my bids a dollar higher, lol

Bitcoin is $71,200 right now. If we set a new low, what’s your guess for the literal bottom? Mine would be $53,045.

@RileeDHarrison Can confirm. And both are multi-millionaires.

Big Law vs. Personal Injury Lawyer

@alexstein99 @DanCrenshawTX You know, if you were referring to Cyclops the X-Man when you called him that, he actually did have two eyes.

I confronted Dan Crenshaw about his election loss and he ran away like a baby back biatch @DanCrenshawTX

@nicksortor He just couldn’t see the depth of his opponent!

There’s NO WAY Dan Crenshaw saw this loss coming tonight. He was totally blindsided.

@cenkuygur I can’t take Cenk’s BS anymore! How Crenshaw gonna be “great” at mowing lawns straight when he ain’t got no depth perception!!

Voting out the incumbents has begun! Dan Crenshaw was one of the most pro-war legislators. Establishment thought he had a great career ahead of him being the new John McCain. It turns out he has a great career ahead of him in mowing lawns. You cheerlead for war, we send you home!

@scotthortonshow @DanCrenshawTX Does he…eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?

.@DanCrenshawTX Haha. Eat shit, loser.

@CatholicKingdo1 St. Anthony…of Egypt (aka Anthony the Great)!

My top 5 Saints that I think would have made the best rappers. 👇

@asparagoid This seems worth enjoying: youtu.be/0hh974VZjNs?si…

We initially thought GLP-1s like Ozempic, Tirzapeptide and Retatutride just reduced food cravings. Now, we know they work for alcohol, cocaine, gambling and other addictions too But do you know what runs on exactly the same circuit? Falling in love GLP-1 receptors sit in the exact same brain regions that light up when you’re in love The insane thing about them is that they don’t just suppress appetite. They suppress wanting in general, including romantic craving another person Something like 60M+ people are now on anti-desire drugs and it happened in the blink of an eye I predict in the coming years, we will see people on these drugs be less able to fall in love. We will also see them fall out of love, or be unable to feel it, in relationships that were previously great If your girlfriend or boyfriend started taking GLP1s and your relationship started failing, there’s a good chance that’s why