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@pr0ud_americans Barbaric country

This Belgian Malinois takes his job seriously, with full commitment and no hesitation. 💥

@G__Chain Every time I see this I think "That tit is old enough to know exactly who he's squaring up to. Zero braincells in operation."

Donny in the blue doorag getting spun by Julius Francis 👑❗️🥊 #FAFO 😭😭

@DamCou If you are bereft of imagination and therefore anything resembling style or taste, then yes. This is absolutely everything you describe.

If you were alive at the time, you might remember that the then-fashionable critical consensus was that both *Miami Vice* and Phil Collins were the essence of empty, soulless, consumerist corporate pop-culture product. As ever, The Cool Kids Were Wrong.

@MarilynMill_ @TfL Kind of worth it for the terror in his eyes as he failed to reboot. Nasty little weed.

@TfL are these the kind of people you employ ?? Talking so disgustingly to an elderly women because she wanted directions ? He should be sacked and never allowed to work with ppl again if he can’t even have compassion for the vulnerable. *postedby BoujeeBlends on TT*

@pillager20 @bethbourdon @ogafroman Sir, Please do not ever compare the legendary Keystone Cops to these degenerate knuckle dragging thugs ever again. The Keystone Cops had standards those sub human freak creatures can barely dream of.

@bethbourdon @ogafroman Have the keystone cops learned their lessons or are they going to appeal this?

i'm incredibly jealous of afroman's lawyer. what a fun trial to be able to cross examine cops on whether afroman fucked their wives, whether they're a son of a bitch, whether they're a dipshit, and just general trolling of cops via free speech. congrats on your win, @ogafroman!

@dadmann_walking FB 2008 posting. Get a job this isn't for you.

My 16 yo cooked a steak tonight for himself in the cast iron pan. When I came in from the patio I saw the pan soaking in water in the sink. The scream I screamed

@vampiric_shirin I huff that smell. Reminds of the cold caves my ancestors stayed warm in.

crazy that there’s a million stereotypes about minorities smelling bad then u go to a white persons house and it smells like dog surgery

@Wigend_ @WaifuverseAI The little rat people have to eat. Leave them alone and they'll work it out.

@WaifuverseAI Most Sugoii Country on earth

Japan will do anything except install public trash cans.

@Vinniebasil @andytwelves @GoodwinMJ Show us the mythical identity? Bootlicking billionaires isn't my identity and that's all I can see from the mythical identity indigenous patriots.

@andytwelves @GoodwinMJ Does everyone not agree the more you let in the more we're gonna lose our british identity or does everyone not care 🤔

EXC: .@GoodwinMJ’s new book “Suicide of a Nation: Immigration, Islam, Identity” is out now, and I’m only 5 chapters in and have found a huge amount of what appears to be false quotes and basic misinterpretations of data, that appear to be AI hallucinations. Matthew, can you explain the claims you made in the book that I’ve outlined in the below thread?

@DoctorLemma Never mind the string cheese. Should have led with "American tasted food not rammed full of carcinogenic plastics considered unfit for animal consumption in the entire world outside the US"

This is one of the most unlikely friendship stories the internet has ever produced. In 2014, a writer named Matt Stopera had his phone stolen from a bar in New York City, USA. He bought a new one, assumed the old one was gone forever, and moved on with his life. About a year later, he noticed something strange. Photos he had never taken were appearing in his camera roll. A man he had never seen before. Standing next to an orange tree. Smiling at the camera. Then more photos. The same man. Different orange trees. More smiling. Matt had no idea who this person was or how his photos were getting there. Then he realised. His old stolen phone had somehow made its way to China. It was still connected to his account. Every photo the new owner took was quietly syncing to Matt's camera roll, thousands of miles away. Matt wrote a short article about it. Just a curious story. He was not expecting much. The article was translated into Chinese and published on Weibo, China's largest social media platform. Within hours it had millions of views. Chinese internet users launched a search to find the man in the photos. They called him Brother Orange. The hashtag to find him became one of the biggest trending topics on the entire platform overnight. Two days later, they found him. His name was Li Hongjun. He was a restaurant owner from a small city called Meizhou in southern China. He had bought the phone second-hand from a market, not knowing where it had come from. When he heard that the internet was looking for him his first reaction was fear. He had done nothing wrong but he had seen what happened when millions of strangers decided to find someone. He came forward anyway. Matt flew to China to meet him. A full media circus followed them everywhere. Cars drove through the streets with both of their faces printed on the side. They took mud baths together while a crowd of journalists filmed from the edge. Li had never been friends with anyone who was not Chinese. Matt did not speak a word of Mandarin. They communicated through a translator and somehow understood each other immediately. Li later visited Matt in the United States. They went to Las Vegas. Li tried string cheese for the first time. They have been close friends for over ten years. A documentary about their friendship was released in 2025. "One of the lessons I learned," Matt said, "is never judge a man by his selfies. In his selfies he looks so serious. In real life he was just the warmest, funniest, very smart guy."

@kenzietuff Christians once again confirming that they are the least Christian people on God's good earth.

Man posts in local Facebook group, moving to area. Asks which Catholic parishes have thriving community, would be best for single man to attend- “is successful + seeking wife soon” + same faith is priority. Entire comment section berating him. “Church isn’t for dating!”

@adamfrancisco_ @WendyVaughn1717 You need some smelling salts, snowflake? Perhaps a safe space and a lil blankie?

@WendyVaughn1717 Yes. Woman lies that I assaulted her. A very serious accusation that could ruin a man’s life. And I overdid it. Yes. Makes sense. Logical.

Full context. I was at the dog park and I saw a woman wearing a “We The People” shirt. I told her I liked it, but I could immediately smell alcohol emanating off her breath. She asked me why I like the shirt and I said because it’s generally a tagline of the right. Plus, the couple that she was with, I met a few nights ago and the husband was wearing a MAGA hat. She started looking at my colorful outfit and started asking me if I knew what colors I was wearing. Now, admittedly, I’m a little colorblind so sometimes purples look like blues. So I told her I’m wearing blue, orange and yellow. Suddenly a flip switched, and she got very upset that I called my jersey blue instead of purple. She pinched my nipple unexpectedly, which I ignored, but backed away. She then started asking me to give her my sunglasses and when I said no, she swiped for them hitting me in the head. At that point, I said “please stop touching me. I don’t want you near me anymore. You’re drunk go away.” It was at this point I realized I should probably turn my camera on and start filming this drunken idiot. She is so drunk she trips over her own legs and falls and then accuses me of kicking her. The couple she was with kept telling her that I did not kick her. I am so happy that I turned the camera on when I did. People lie. The camera never does.

@adamfrancisco_ Baiting vulnerable people is the most weak feeble and cowardly behaviour click farmers get up to. Fucking pathetic content

@consequence This tedium won't get off my timeline. The mother created this due to being a bitter nobody married to a fairly well known footballer and she's created her 15 minutes.

Catherine Harding, the mother of the girl who was allegedly berated by a security guard after sneaking a peak at Chappell Roan during breakfast at a São Paulo hotel, has now shared her side of the incident. "I know that Chappell has responded saying that it wasn't her security and that she didn't do it. So, 100%, this security guard was not a security guard of the hotel. That's what I can say. He looks after artists. I don't know if it was her personal security guard, but he was with her. So that's all I know. "Did she send him to do it? Again, I don't know. Look, I would like to hope not, but at the same time, I think that you have a responsibility when you are a celebrity to make sure, I guess, that the people that work for you and that act on your behalf are acting on your behalf. So, would he do that if he didn't have her authority to do so? I don't know if he does; then obviously that's a big problem because then he's representing her in a way that she doesn't want to be represented. So I think that's really important for her to notice and realize that's not correct... "Literally, we were staying in the same hotel. we were at breakfast. And we noticed a girl walk past with long red hair, very curly. And I said to my daughter, 'Oh, do you think that's Chappell Roan?' and she looked and she said, 'Oh my God, Mum, do you think it's her?' And so she said, 'I'm gonna go and have a look outside,' and she was sat just outside in the garden area which we were also free to go into; the door was open. "And so I went back to the table to sit and eat, and my daughter walked through the door. She didn't have her phone, she didn't try to take a picture, she didn't approach her. She literally didn't do anything; she just looked at her and smiled, and she came back and she actually said to me, 'Mum, I don't know if it's her.' Because obviously she looks like—you know, with her costumes and everything—she looks a little bit different. So my daughter said, 'Oh my gosh, I'm not—I'm not sure if it was her. I think it was her, Mum. It really, really looks like her, but I don't know; maybe it's her sister.' She said, 'Maybe it's her sister,' and I said, 'Oh, I don't know, darling,' and that was it. We continued our breakfast. "From that, then came the security guard who, as I said—as my husband said—had a very aggressive tone. And I feel like was—if she did not send him... I mean, even if she did send him or she didn't send him, I don't know. For me, I feel like it really overstepped a boundary because he is quite an intimidating—he is very large. So for him to come over to a table with just a woman and her daughter eating breakfast to kind of like berate and scold us and say that he was going to complain, and tell me that I should be teaching my daughter to be better and that she's badly educated and we should respect people's privacy and we should not harass people and all of these other things. "And I did try and explain to him the situation—that she's a child and she was just very excited to see an artist and singer that she admires—and can he not understand that was all she was doing? I explained to him also that my husband is also very well-known and that we're very—she's very used to being around people that are well-known and she would never cross someone's boundaries or overstep a mark. She very much knows the limits; not to ever, you know, be rude or make anyone feel... she understands; she understands very well. "And I tried to explain this to him, and then he just kept saying, 'Well, if you—if—if that's the case, then you should know better. You should know how it is. You should know how it is, so you should teach your—you should teach her to be better. You shouldn't allow her to be like this.' And I was—I was shocked. And I did actually say to him at the time, I said, 'Well, if this is the case that she doesn't even want people to look at her, she is very welcome to eat breakfast in her room because this here is a public area and I am a paying guest as well as her. So if I want to walk past someone's table and look at them, I have every right to do so. I am not approaching her. I'm not doing anything to make her feel intimidated or nothing—like this 11-year-old child.' ... "We came all the way to Sao Paulo to watch the show. It was my daughter's birthday present; she actually asked for tickets to come for her birthday present, which is a little bit ruined because we didn't go to the show last night, but it's how it is. But yeah. Anyways, it's how it is. We'll say no more on it. That's it. I hope that maybe if it wasn't her that she learns to not allow the people that work for her to treat people like this." 📸: Getty Images

@lololeereverie His greatest yearning is to be viewed as funny and cool. The indisputable fact that we will never ever achieve this dream no matter how many billions he throws at is is deeply heartwarming. lol fucking dork

Endlessly fascinated by how he doesn’t seem to notice the things he reveals in his tweets. Kids order milk everywhere all the time so like, he’s just exposing that he doesn’t go out to eat with his young kids often, the mothers order poorly or are not present, or, due to his status, he takes them to places that do not allow children (rules don’t apply to him). The second part just says his children are entitled brats with no respect for the chef and due to their proximity to unfathomable wealth, are not taught basic manners or cultural awareness … applies also to his grok video choices featuring alarmingly young, wide-eyed, non-threatening females that stiffen his egg-harvesting urges and emphasize that he lives in a sort of fantasyland (men adore fantasy) and is probably constantly frustrated that even with his resources, he cannot make his fantasies real. The lack of metacognition by such a powerful figure, who has been cocooned for years by a carefully curated genius narrative, is just such an exceptional example of how groupthink is created around famous personas and shapes cultural perception on such a massive scale through the internet. It can also be undone easily by casual observation, but the individual cannot make a dent in such armor, so is thus unthreatening with her 5-10 likes

@Milxann @realzoestrimpel Demon. Fucking demonic.

Okay it's time to expose Zoe. Zoe signed up and went to this event very well aware that it's an Artist that's Pro-Palestine. And what did Zoe do when she arrived? She came in and began shouting and screaming at everybody. She attempted to rip the paintings but luckily people held her back. She was asked to leave the premises but she refused until somebody said they'd call the Police. She took out her Victim card and immediately said "Is it because I'm Jewish?" Everyone boo'd her and told her to get out. Not only was Zoe aggressive but she also stank of shit and looked like a dog arse. Zoe celebrated the death of Children in Gaza.

In Margate. My cheeks are red. I am shaking. I popped into an exhibition that turned out to be the insane fever dream of an artist called Matthew Collins: ‘Drawings Against Genocide.’ The exhibition is described as ‘drawings… raising consciousness about hell…. Israel is the pure encapsulation of it. Zionism is this terror state’s ruling ideology.’ Shocked by the use of Nazi imagery - the room is full of the Star of David pasted around figures meant to be Israelis and the Jewish ‘lobby’ spewing blood, to say nothing of blonde yummy mummies wearing ‘globalise the intifada’ shirts, I spoke to the artist to share my reaction as a Jewish person. He was instantly aggressive. As soon as I started to say I was shocked and threatened by what I was seeing because it was Nazi imagery, the artist started yelling at me that I didn’t mean anything I was saying. Anytime I tried to speak (calmly) he said: ‘you don’t mean any of what you said, you’re just repeating ‘hasbarah talking points’ because ‘you’re defending a genocide’. On and on he yelled, in my face. I said: ‘if I was a Black person…’ but couldn’t finish the sentence because: ‘you’re not are you?’ On the Nazi ideology point he said: ‘yeah. Why do you think it’s there. Israel are the Nazis’. His breath was disgusting. The crowd began booing and closing in around me, making to shoe me out. I said: ‘fine, get the Jew out’ and he yelled more across the room at me, ‘repeatedly jeering ‘call the police, go ahead, call the police’. I said I would, and the community security trust, which features as a devil in his exhibition. This was met with even more jeering. ‘Yeah, call the CST’ was the last I heard before leaving. Someone snapped pictures of me while I was being shouted at. Short video shows the artist. The longer video, of our final almost surreally disgusting exchange, didn’t record.

@dxnthfc Shout defence defence defence at him so he feels more comfortable

A fat American has told me to stop swearing at a football game 😂😂😂

@OGNAGBONE @EudaimoniaEsq Fuck you thick cunt, you're a fucking dim witted bog standard hyper propagandised Yank like 97% of Yanks. Worst attempt at face saving I've ever seen. Get a passport and open your fucking eyes, you tedious fucking idiot.

@fredtheimpaler @EudaimoniaEsq "Tax dollars" is a phrase you dip shit, its just an Americanism for "tax payer money". Yeah I'm American I use American phrases, grow up. You know exactly what i meant😭 I would bet my left nut I can name more currencies off the top of my head than you anyways

I maintain that the single most insufferable thing about New Yorkers is that they bewilderingly try to claim everything. This transcends politics—all New Yorkers do this. Yes, everyone has coffee. Everyone has convenience stores (nicer than your “bodegas”). Everyone has what you have and it’s usually cleaner and cheaper!

@The_Only_Barbie She wanted the police to come and either shoot him to death or choke him to death. Many such cases.

WW says she was scared of a BM

@lil_doza The mask slips very easily. The cowardly passive aggressive ones like him always trying to incite by "Just asking questions" have very thin , small minds and large egos.

Niall McConnell keeps getting schooled, results to editing the interaction and posts it. He approached an African uncle on the streets to complain of immigrants, he found out quickly Uncle is at that stage of life where you don’t pretend. You call a spade a spade.