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@smdcapital whoops accidentally grifted to 1T wealth. take your meds nigga

hold up. elon massively overpays for Twitter, after tanking tesla’s stock via selling in the open market for months - right before a tech bear market twitter is knee-high in shit (debt), so he makes up a lie about bots to boost subscriptions etc all advertisers leave the platform, dropping revenues while interest eats up whatever is left of the profits he then creates a fake AI startup out of nowhere, raises billions in months then he acquires the failed Twitter company with the fake AI startup years worth of lying about FSD progress is catching up, and tesla’s market cap goes nowhere for five years as a result. in 2024, tesla tanks toward multi-year lows - until he makes a new lie: a new compact car stock rallies. he bets the farm on helping trump win the election he crashes out on christmas ranting about H1B’s - tesla’s stock crashes for months thereafter, as DOGE also fails to do anything useful. still no FSD. but wait - let’s have a car drive itself to a customer. then, let’s release 1 robotaxi in austin and say we’ll scale to 50% of the population by the end of the year. that’ll help buy some time. he then looks at spacex, which only does a few billion in revenue and has an idea: data centers in space bro. bc space is cold af! and unlimited free energy! he has spacex acquire his fake ai startup and prepare it for IPO in record speed amidst peak AI euphoria. “we can ipo this shit for $2T and then buy tesla so i can have my target % ownership. i just wont scale robotaxis or optimus until spacex is ready to acquire it” -master plan 5

Microsoft built an entire operating system using Copilot and GPT 4.5 for under $1,000 in API credits It took 93 subagents, 12 hours, 15K model requests, 2.6B tokens...

@GPM316 everyone in the comments is greenlit

I just talked to a buddy of mine who works in Montgomery county jail and he said chud the builder's already a shot caller. That's insane

@theo mfw the company doesn't subsidise me competing with them

If you use any of the following with your Claude sub, your usage must got cut by 25x: - T3 Code - Conductor - zed - jean - “Claude -p” in your ci - scripts to call Claude code from other tools They’re disguising this as “free credits”. Don’t fall for it.

@larpcapitalwc 25 iq checking in

50 IQ crypto traders who started in 2020 vs 150 IQ crypto traders who started in 2025

@joeybeastmarket *blank stare*

People who say “this is a distraction from the Epstein files” when you ask them if they realize the Epstein files are currently distracting them

@wylfcen nigga just yapping now

Reminder that the Roman “Empire” only conquered like 5% of the Earth’s land. 0% of underground or the depths of the sea. If you go by the Earth’s volume, they conquered virtually nothing.

@JesseTayRiver old people spend their time in a perpetual state of getting mad at things young people do

This is curmudgeonly but a while back a friend observed that when young people make errors they often say things that were traditionally reserved for others to say to them. Like they'll break something and then say "no one's perfect" or "we all make mistakes"

@WorldByWolf i trans heart england but i would never ever ever ever never vote for a party that saves it

@gainzy222 gainzy is on his 300th day with this feeling

everyone has a certain level of fat that they hit where they look in the mirror and think “yea alright i gotta starve for a few days”

@JeremyBearemy2 @BuckeyePolitic1 i hate china but i would never ever ever ever ever never build a data center

@BuckeyePolitic1 Acton is a better choice as republicans have a veto proof majority in the state assembly. She will do less institutional damage, and maybe republicans will run an American in 4 years. We don’t need 8 years of data centers and unlimited pajeets. Hope this helps!

“We can afford to lose Ohio for 4 years” You don’t live here. You don’t have to live with the ramifications of electing a Dem as Governor. We’re not just letting Amy Acton become governor for 4 years for shits and giggles

@ObsidianLib very cool

I officially claim the title of first to play #DOOM on #sandbox

@tryfomo weird flex but okay

buying $10k of SOL on fomo vs coinbase all-in fees: @tryfomo — $5.00 (0.05%) coinbase — $184.05 (1.84%) it’s 37x times cheaper to buy on fomo

@QuantK22 Patriot

Just had an American who immigrated to the UK try lecture me about how bad immigrants are for us

@Andr_Ergo @kriffcake @RealPostFolder yeah dude they added the ingredients just for the lolz

@kriffcake @RealPostFolder 👍👍not bad (lots of useless ingredients)

It's a combination of smugness and Reddit's natural tendency to parrot "facts" that they saw in another Reddit thread, which gets repeated like a game of telephone. The "American bread is legally classified as cake in Europe" comes from one of Subway's bread options having too much sugar in it to qualify as bread for tax purposes in Ireland. Through Reddit telephone, it got turned into "all American bread is actually cake"

@phantomofslop @theo his product is an API call wrapper.

@theo Theo could fix Anthropic but they ain’t ready.

A letter to my friends at Anthropic I hate that I feel obligated to do this. I hate that I've had to be so harsh towards Anthropic for the past few months. I really, really don't want to. I know it might feel like I'm doing this for clicks or something, but I promise I'm not. My pro-Anthropic content ALWAYS outperforms my anti-Anthropic content. I have cost myself a lot of money, opportunities, sponsors, and more. I'm doing this because you work for an evil cult. I'm begging you to wake up. Your CEO, Dario, does not respect engineers. This is obvious. He couldn't make it more obvious if he tried (and I think he's trying pretty hard) You know this, but you don't want to acknowledge it. It has kept you up many nights. You know that bad code is shipping to users. You know that one bad tweet might get you fired. You fear for your vesting schedules. You're afraid. Nobody deserves what you're going through right now. You go to work afraid, you leave work afraid, and you go to YouTube to keep up on the dev world, just to hear me yelling all about how evil your company is. You deserve better. You might not feel like you do, but you know deep down that this isn't right. I hope you know how deeply I feel for you. I'm sorry. I know I haven't helped you much individually, and I want to be better about this. If you're ready to leave, please hit me up. I swear I'll never tell a soul. I have friends at every lab and most startups in the AI world. Most of them would be down to match your current vesting schedules, possibly even go beyond. If you're staying for the money, I beg you to hit me up. We can make the money happen somewhere that hates you less. I know I'm asking for a lot of trust here, and that you're scared after seeing how hard I've been on Anthropic. I can't blame you at all for that. I should have posted something like this months ago. That's my failure to own and I will own it to my best ability. If you're willing to trust me in this moment, I can make it right. Let me help you escape. You deserve to work somewhere that you can have impact. Somewhere that listens when you feel something is wrong. Somewhere that won't fire you when you point out the things that hurt your users. My DMs are always open to you. When you're ready, let me know. I promise to make it right.

@theo DUDE GIVE ME INFINITE TOKENS OR YOU'RE EVIL!!! shut the fuck up

@ShabanaMahmood how is your name even real

An attack on our Jewish community is an attack on us all.

@keezusroseagain @DegenDubai @fudreaper_ yeah man every holder bought at the pico top

@DegenDubai @fudreaper_ Pump sure is doing a good job rewarding holders. Only down 90% great job

They could’ve give the top 10,000 users $37,000 each They could’ve given the top 100,000 users $3,700 each But no…. they just… they just burned $370m