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@jon_d_doe It may be high prolactin sir That water thing coming out her nipple

Alright, it's a beautiful Friday morning. And I don't know how I missed this DM. Please read, and note the circled dates. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@chookaah @Ariiiiiiike_A @jon_d_doe Do you think the white people cheat, go and try it to white woman and see what happens 😆

@Ariiiiiiike_A @jon_d_doe He tweeted reality, no matter how odd it sounds in your ears.

If a woman tolerates a cheating husband, they will mostly raise a functional family & responsible children. If a man tolerates a cheating wife, they'll mostly raise a dysfunctional family and irresponsible children. Argue all you want, this remains mostly true. End.

@OurFavOnlineDoc @awunatarila Sir concerning this DNA I go to Nigeria to do the DNA and give her....

@awunatarila Then they will hold whichever of you has the most money to care for the child

If you watch this video you will notice this lady keeps saying “don’t put the man’s name on your child’s birth certificate or you will suffer”, but she never tells you how/why the woman will suffer. I will tell you what she’s doing. In the uk, for those who don’t know: If you are named as a man as the father on the birth certificate of a child, you have a right to do a DNA paternity test on your own on that child without seeking the permission of the mother or anybody. Same way a child’s mother on the birth certificate can do a DNA maternity test on the child on her own if she wishes to, without anybody’s permission. (Except if the child is older than 16 then the child must consent). Now IF your name is not on the birth certificate as the father, and you suspect the baby is not yours, you must get the mother’s authorisation to do a DNA test- which she will likely refuse once there are paternity disputes, and there are fears you won’t continue to send money to her once the DNA test shows you are not the father. So this crook here is advising young ladies to not put any man’s name on the birth certificate so that they can hang the baby on any man they wish, and the man will be unable to demand a DNA test yet he can be compelled by a court to care for that child for 16years, until the child is old enough to get a job. It is an evil wicked demonic plan hatched by crooked paternity fraud criminals who want to hang one man’s baby on another man’s head. Once you see people who say or share things like this, pls run for your life. Once you see people wear T-shirts with retarded inscriptions, they usually say asinine crap. Again, if you ignore the signs, you will surely see wonders.

@instablog9ja May his soul rest in peace

Police Inspector d+es after thunder str¥ck him While on Duty in Maiduguri The Borno State Police Command has confirmed the tragic d+ath of Inspector Abdulkadir Garba, widely known as “Buratai,” who was str¥ck by lightning while on duty in Maiduguri. According to the command’s spokesperson, ASP Nahum Daso, the incident occurred on Wednesday, May 7, 2026, at about 2:19 p.m. Inspector Garba was carrying out his routine duty of coordinating vehicle parking opposite the police headquarters alongside his senior colleague, ASP Wazani Adamu. As storm clouds gathered, both officers attempted to seek shelter. However, before they could reach safety, a sudden thunderclap was followed by a powerful lightning str+ke that h+t them. While ASP Adamu survived in what officials described as a miraculous escape, Inspector Garba, who bore the full impact, d+ed from inj¥ries, including partial b¥rns. Describing the incident as deeply heartbreaking, Daso noted that the fallen officer was respected for his dedication, commitment, and passion for duty.

@OurFavOnlineDoc Even in the grave he must run

2007 Atiku ran- and lost. 2011 Atiku ran- and lost. 2015 Atiku ran- and lost. 2019 Atiku ran- and lost. 2023 Atiku ran- and lost. 2027 Atiku wants to run- and lose. He doesn’t care whether it’s the turn of the north or the south, he must run. This desperate foolishness and selfishness really needs to end. In 2015, his desperate foolishness is a huge part of why this satanic APC happened. If he stayed with GEJ, maybe APC wouldn’t have won and GEJ may have done a second term and then supported him to be president in 2019. But then again, desperate foolishness at play. In 2023, it was the turn of the South. His desperate foolishness again at play, is why Tinubu happened. This is 2027, it is still the turn of the South, but his desperate foolishness has consumed him, he will run, he will ruin himself and everyone else in the opposition. And when he does this, Tinubu will then likely return not because he deserves to but because we have a perpetually selfish politician who has had no commonsense in 20 years to put the country first and think beyond himself. Even his own son, as I type this, is currently in APC working for Tinubu. Even his own son can see that his father’s desperate foolishness and selfishness for 20years needs to end.

@Grand_PA33 @jon_d_doee She is from Anambra

@jon_d_doee She's so big on tribe but she forgot to mention her tribe.!

Please read from a 27 year old lady. DM if you're interested in connecting with her.

@N_C_Johnkenedy @jon_d_doe It is bad after sleeping with them both..the man is gold digger

@jon_d_doe I understand your point sir. But personally, I think if the breakup is no fault of the man and he finds a better woman in the sister, I don’t think it’s bad. Rather, I would see it as a ruthless action of someone that knows what he want.

Yesterday on the back up page, I shared a DM from a 30 year old man who dated a lady, but broke up with her because she cheated on him. He then secretly went to follow her elder sister (who was abroad) and professed love to her. He never mentioned that he had dated her younger sister until the lady returned to Nigeria and they continued their relationship. Now the truth is out but he claims that he has fallen in love with her. The former girlfriend and one other sister of theirs are against the relationship, but the man claims that he's in love. Let me say this: This is a very wicked & selfish thing to do as a man. You don't break up with a lady, then you move unto her sister. You'd cause hatred between the sisters and it can even lead to very dangerous consequences. That aside, the man is a gold digger. He don hear abroad, come dey form lover boy. I know that some men do not mind sleeping with the sister of their girlfriends if the opportunity presents itself, including married men. But this is different. You're professing love to her sister (whom you broke up with for cheating) and with the malicious intentions that you want to marry her. To make it worse, the sister he broke up with, is her younger sister. How do you expect her to view or respect her elder sister? Clearly, he was in my DM because he knows that what he's doing is bad, and he thought I would help him validate what he has done, so that he can feel better. You won't get that from me. End.

@Ngbede84 @jon_d_doe Haaa...even all my neighbours underwear I know them... because they use wash to dry it outside Use your common sense @Ngbede84

@jon_d_doe She should have giving the underwear to her husband to present it to his brother, or rather confide in the husband before doing so. But on a serious note, how does she know the husband younger brother’s underwear is bad?

A married woman bought underwears for her husband's younger brother who stays with them. Her husband is upset about it. She says she doesn't understand why he's overreacting. It's very simple: How would she react, if her husband buys underwears for her sister? End.

@_Kwabena_Kodua How can I handle of boy already 3 years old but still addicted to cry

Doctor just showed the world the trick to stop a child from crying immediately

@henrie089 @OurFavOnlineDoc @MaximeBernier It is not true..have U gone to the YouTube and search it .? It is because we in Nigeria that is why ,it always shows us a Nigerian timeline

@OurFavOnlineDoc @MaximeBernier You can never see an Indian make these kind of videos Nigerians don’t even have population in india but its always a Nigerian woman An igbo woman for that matter always them

@ptreatshaven @dimmakilishi No mind them

@dimmakilishi Wait a minute! I have never heard this before. How is this even possible? Regardless of the pad I use, my period timeline remains the same.

Omoh eh, I just realized something and it’s been bothering me 😳 I started noticing my period suddenly reduced from 5 days to 3 days anytime I use a particular pad brand. At first, I thought maybe it was my hormones or my body just changing. I didn’t even think much about it because I felt it was normal. But anytime I switch to another brand, my period goes back to my normal full 5 days. It didn’t click until I saw someone made a post about the exact same thing yesterday and so many women were confirming it too 😭 Now I’m like… wait, what exactly is inside some of these pads we’re using?? What even annoys me is that I buy in bulk, but at this point, I’d rather discard them than risk anything with my body. Have you experienced something like this with any pad brand?

@iamzioraa An auction?

Can i build this with 5 million ????

@Darmilare04 @firstchaw @KLASSIQTUNEZ Just for a room and parlour 3 each only

@firstchaw @KLASSIQTUNEZ 4000 blocks would not even reach this level..lol

This is the break down of this four bedroom house. (1) Roofing #5,5000,000 (2) Pop= #2,500,000 (3) Window= #1,7000,000 (5) Chipping 55tons= #1,400,000 (6) Sharp sand= 6 trip= #480,000 (7) Red mud 4trip= #160,000 (8) Binding wire 3= #108,000 (9)Nails=3inches = 2&half= #90,000 (10) Nail= 2inches= 1&half= #53,000 (11) 16mm= 65pcs= #975,000 (12) 12mm= 265pcs= #3,392,000 (13) 10mm= 12pcs= #96,000 (14) 8mm= 50pcs= #200,000 (15) 1*12 board = 200pcs= #600,000 (16) 2*2 poline= 120pcs= #108,000 (17) 2*4= 10pcs= #20,000 (18) Bamboo= 50pcs= #60,000 (20) Cement= 220bags= #2,640,000 (21) Plastering sand= 3trip= #240,000 (22) 1*6 board= 37pcs=#72,000 (23) Labour=# 7000,000 (24) Blocks= 4000pcs=#2,800,000 (25) Doors= #1,400,000 (26) Plumbering work= #1,500,000 TOTAL= #35,000,000

@firstchaw @KLASSIQTUNEZ Even the bags of cement

This building is bound to collapse. All the price you quoted are not sufficient to purchase materials for each stage of the house. Except that you used substandard materials and and you managed them a lot. 55 tons for stones can not raise that house from foundation. The only point I can agree with you is the roofing

@Tope_Orus Super story

This is painful. A 49 year-old woman slumps as Court dissolves her 21-year-old marriage over childlessness. The both parties agreed to dissolve their marriage and the wife asked the court to grant her husband prayer of divorce. In view of this, the Court has no other choice than to grant the petitioner’s prayer for divorce. The marriage is hereby dissolved. The petitioner has waved the N25,000 bride price he paid. Hence the respondent has no need to return it”. The Court held. “The man said to the court, "I have just 9 years to retire from civil service. I don’t have any child. I am exhausted in this marriage. I have tried my best to have at least child from my wife but all attempts have failed. Separate us, my Lord. The petitioner had earlier told the Court. On her part, the woman told the Court that she had prayed and visited doctors but no child. “My Lord, I have gone to different places and taken different concoctions, all to no avail. I had told my husband to go out and impregnate any young girl and allow me to still remain his wife but he still insisted on divorce. Where do I go at my age ”she said and slumped. Bekee Ebele

@deariefresh @Wizarab10 Family plan is there

@Wizarab10 I know a woman that has 9 kids because her husband always do this , and their religion doesn’t allow abortion. No good job to take care of the family and the wife is stressed n so skinny. Recently her husband died of high blood pressure.left her with 9 children. ……..

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@OurFavOnlineDoc Sir vdm already sue her for that this week will be very long

The Nigerian Medical Association has now confirmed that Blessing CEO deceived and defrauded Nigerians by parading a fake and forged medical report of breast cancer which originally belongs to someone else called Mbara Deborah. The NMA says Blessing CEO fraudulently forged this document to deceive the public for money. The NMA is now calling on the government and all relevant authorities to please step in and “do the needful to save unsuspecting members of the public from being taken advantage of.” It is a shame that it has gotten to this. But I completely agree with the NMA that this fraudulent disgraceful attempt to mock the pain of real cancer patients, to minimise the distress of people who have lost loved ones to cancer and to exploit the kindness of Nigerians is an insane behaviour that we must not tolerate as a society. This fraudulent deception needs to stop.

@Wale_forge @jon_d_doe This my roommate who told me I'm exposing her marriage,she want to enjoy the benefits of single guys 🤣

@jon_d_doe They want to be married and enjoy the benefits of a single ladies It is said that ladies love and value attention/flirts with them so most of them hide under the disguise of not disclosing there status as a matured thing but deep down we know you using it to decide the men/boys

How is disclosing that one is married a private matter? Is being married supposed to be a secret?

@drpenking Local hospital or clinic....

All this for what?

@official_Gegeh Is a lie not true

- M@sturbation weakens your penis. - M@sturbation makes your sperm watery. - M@sturbation makes you lose weight. - Masturbation makes you ejaculate quickly during s3x. - Masturbation lowers your energy levels. - Masturbation kills your focus and motivation. - Masturbation reduces testosterone and male vitality. Avoid M@sturbation!