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keith lyle

@funnykeithlyle

Stand up comic & Actor. I was in The Hangover. 25 year casino dealer. Producer @PunchlinesFN

Las Vegas Katılım Şubat 2009
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
Shout out to @KWhiteyVegas & Kenny White Sports. Thanks to the info he sends me daily, I’ve DOUBLED my winning bets. Beat the bookies this #NFL season. Link to what I use: kennywhitesports.com/register/5 *he’s not paying me for this. I’m so happy with his service, I feel like sharing
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
@BillMelugin_ This is a fake. REAL Susie Lee’s account is @RepSusieLee . Don’t know if you meant to spread misinformation or not.
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Bill Melugin
Bill Melugin@BillMelugin_·
In a now deleted post, Rep. Susie Lee (D-NV) said of President Trump going to SCOTUS this morning: "So fucking fucked up. I'll pray they fuck him to his face."
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Scott Merkin@scottmerkin·
Brewers manager Pat Murphy, postgame: "I'm so proud of our guys. It's not easy, the ups and downs and the emotions of the game. And there's some talent on the other side. Mark my words right now: That Chicago White Sox team will be something to be reckoned with in that division."
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
@DKCasino I hope the dealers got some of those $1000 tips.
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DraftKings Casino
DraftKings Casino@DKCasino·
Bro had a 91 minute craps roll in Vegas and was getting $1000 tips Absolute legend 🙌
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Coach Joe
Coach Joe@CoachJoesView·
One Man's View-Wed. March 11th 🔥 Two Plays-Hurry Now! NBA 512 LA Clippers (-1.5) vs. Minnesota CBB 703 Idaho (-2.5) vs. Montana NBA Results San Antonio (-3.5) 125-116 Boston ✅️ NBA 1-0 / CBB 10-5 after reset. "The marathon mindset conquers mountains: Pace your passion, fuel your focus, and finish far ahead of the fleeting sprinters." © Coach Joe After a tremendous 17-3 run on limited, high-confidence plays over the first three months of the season, we made the disciplined business decision to lock in profits and reset the bankroll. My winning ways continue under current market conditions. Hopefully, the ebb and flow breaks go our way (CA$H TICKETS 🎟) till National Championship game. 🙏 Principles Behind Taking Profit: • Protect Gains First — Even the hottest streaks normalize eventually with regression to mean for winning sports analysts. I secured the winnings instead of risking variance giving them back (greed kills more bankrolls than bad picks). • Full Focus Shift — NFL season is over, so we now have complete dedication to CBB and will increase selection volume with sharper daily opportunities. • March Madness Reload — This is the biggest betting window of the year. We reset at the peak to attack it properly. • Disciplined Sizing — New bankroll + bigger units, with every play responsibly staked at 1% to 3% only. Sustainable process > chasing streaks. New bankroll. Bigger units. More quality plays. Fresh start after taking profits — we reset to run it up the right way for March Madness! Early moves dropping daily — top teams already reshaping rosters aggressively. More detailed consensus coming as the dust settles. “Contrarian Wisdom” The public bets teams. Sharps bet numbers. © Coach Joe When everyone agrees… the number is already wrong. © Coach Joe Sharp money isn't always right. But the public is usually late. © Coach Joe Reverse line movement is the market whispering. Most bettors are too loud to hear it. © Coach Joe Appreciate you deeply 🙏 Check ✅️ in Daily © Coach Joe | All rights reserved Daily updates locked in — next one tomorrow! 🚀
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SHULI
SHULI@shalomshuli·
Happy Birthday legend Miss you
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
@JJWatt normal people don't have to tip. You, on the other hand, are famous. If you don't leave at least 15%, people will call you a stiff. Sorry.
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JJ Watt@JJWatt·
Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
@SenWarren They paid him off. That’s how he operates
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
Taylor Swift Pearl Jam Olivia Dean Zach Bryan Oasis The Cure What do they all have in common? They've all spoken out about Ticketmaster ripping off fans. But Trump just gave Ticketmaster the equivalent of a corporate pardon. It's a betrayal of every fan in America.
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Kevin Gross
Kevin Gross@KevinMGross·
@John_Mehaffey How was it fixed after 9/11? $1 flights on National Air (I took one) and $100 hotel rooms. Lure conventions from other cities (shouldn't be hard given NYC rates). The solution is simple - but #MGM and #Caesars would rather do layoffs & risk default than fill rooms.
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John Mehaffey
John Mehaffey@John_Mehaffey·
Unleaded gas futures are up 60% YTD. When energy costs spike, it hurts Las Vegas tourism because travel becomes more expensive. I now feel we are closer to the beginning of the Las Vegas economic slowdown than the end, and we have not yet seen the worst of it.
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Ringo@MarkRingo12·
@John_Mehaffey Wait until private equity goes belly up like Lehman Brothers did. We’re headed for another 2008 Great Financial Crisis. The stock market is going to crash. AI bubble will burst. Real estate market is correcting. And one of these days the U.S. debt will come due.
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keith lyle@funnykeithlyle·
@ProjectLincoln Here’s Trump’s conundrum- do what Netanyahu says otherwise he puts out the Epstein info, or do what Putin wants otherwise he puts out the Epstein info.
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