Gabriel Alexander 🖕🏽👅

My first commercial! Dang! instagram.com/reel/CjYAkfKpK…

Thank you MAMBA for finally putting all 4 flavors in every pack.

@TheBigNickJ @Iam_ghostryder @jmeanz @itssarahdutcher @KevinDombrowski @Morty_Mortician @ItsJohnnyCasino @JordanQbaum @esfplaya @nateowenscomedy @damonjr @comedytodd @MadmanMaple

#comedy @Iam_ghostryder @gabe209alex @jmeanz @itssarahdutcher @KevinDombrowski @Morty_Mortician @ItsJohnnyCasino @JordanQbaum @esfplaya @nateowenscomedy @damonjr @comedytodd @MadmanMaple

I always have a blast @PunchLineSac #BBQ #Sex

This Tuesday the fireworks in my neighborhood better be amazing! They've been practicing since fucking February.

Check out Gabriel Alexander's 🍄 🍄 🍄 video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8eLeF8e/

Natural Bridges Trailhead

@jakeshieldsajj More than three sneezes in a row = illegal

If you were the dictator of America what would be the first laws and rules you would implement?

A thick zombie = dead ass

You know how many times I've told my neighbors rooster to shut up!?! I'm starting to think it doesn't understand English... or Spanish!

My toxic trait: Anytime I make a woman cum I immediately play, "We are the champions" by Queen.

@mattrife The bigger a mafucka gets, the more they hate you! It's like that in local scene as much as the national scene I'm assuming... it's the nightmare part of this dream were chasing unfortunately. Any real comic working hard and stay focused ant hating. Just know that. ✌🏽❤️

😂 man, the way i worked so hard for this for 12 years just for ppl to immediately be like “fuck that dude” 😂 like y’all for real hate someone who’s just trying to make you laugh? Poor fellas. Just laugh! Smile! Be nice! Before i give your gf free tickets 😂😂😂😂

If I had a dollar for everytime I stood in a doorway and said I was sorry for something... I'd have enough money to afford another divorce.

@FrankieGoldie Peach

Which 1 u grabbin

The problem is everyone without kids wants to tell people with kids how to raise them, but don't wanna pay child support... If you got something to say about my parenting drop on my PG&E and I swear I'll hear you out.

Can we all take a second to appreciate the genius who was eating almonds and thought, "You know what would be good with this? Chocolate."

If I had a nickel for every post I saw mentioning @mattrife I'd have like $7.55 #WhyIsEveryoneHating

Dic Pic = Muscle Memory

@Laughs1207 1st & 3rd Tuesdays

I'm still waiting for a bar fight to break out while "Click Click Boom" plays in the background.

#NKOTB #90smusic #NewKidsOnTheBlock