Gabe 🇧🇲

every software engineer is just someone who wanted to make video games and quietly gave up on that dream

@tpschmidt_ Kind of annoying if you only need a couple roles to have them hidden at first now

AWS SSO console just got a lot less annoying 🎉 Permission sets are now nested under each account! 💪 Before this you'd see a flat list of permission sets, then had to click through to figure out which accounts you could access with what permissions.

JUST IN: King Charles officially unveils U.K. Space Agency observatory in Bermuda to help track space debris.

@ajassy Pls add web search 😢

Very interesting announcement from OpenAI this morning. We’re excited to make OpenAI's models available directly to customers on Bedrock in the coming weeks, alongside the upcoming Stateful Runtime Environment. With this, builders will have even more choice to pick the right model for the right job. More details at our AWS event in San Francisco tomorrow.

The world’s largest floating dry dock was towed across the Atlantic to Bermuda in 1869. When Britain needed a solution for ship repairs in the Atlantic, engineers in the 1860s built the largest floating dry dock ever attempted, a 380-foot iron structure weighing over 8,000 tons.

say it with me now. experts are fake, smart generalists rule the world, everything is designed by people no smarter than you, and courage is in shorter supply than genius

@legen_eth Show us 3 months 😂

Rule number 1 trading: Never ever ever ever Bet against America. Never ever ever

@justalexoki I saw sequencing com has good data privacy terms, not sure about deletion though

i want my DNA sequenced, and i just want to be able to download it and then have it deleted from their servers. which probably means it has to be in the EU? any tips?

One of the most insidious tics LLMs have when coding is this obsession with adding "fallback" behaviors everywhere These are extremely toxic because they hide real bugs and most importantly, introduce lots of potential privilege escalation vulnerabilities everywhere

@michaelbeer01 You have to double down now

If you ever want to get a billionaires attention Make their DM's your grocery list

@NotWoofers I was in Delhi in November and the news when the bombings happened at the red fort was overstimulating

Indian news broadcasts are undefeated man what is this I’m so overstimulated

Trump was able to kill the supreme leader of Iran while working from home at Mar a Lago and you want me to come into the office ?

@PeterDiamandis We are entering the singularity

GPT 5.2 without thinking vs with thinking

@TimeIsAfterUs @TinyWriterLaura It was only a foot deep or so, I think I can be excused for a one letter typo in that case haha

@gabe_bda @TinyWriterLaura She saved you from drowning and you won’t even spell her name correctly? That’s fucked up.

someone on bsky asked for low-impact celebrity encounters & now i’m reliving the moment in my 1st year of uni when, still drunk from the night before, i stumbled into a metal fence only to lock eyes with the queen on the other side & my instinct was to say ‘oh my God, hello!’

@benjaminakar Add Bermuda 😁

heard you. more countries just went live.

@maggiemoda Bermuda number 1 🇧🇲🥳

Argentine immigrants have one of the lowest welfare recipient rates in the US. 😊

@akinkunmi Using numeric types is fine, actually. Just don’t use floats

Don't store decimals in your database. EVER! Store numbers in the smallest units, ₦1,574.89 should be stored as an integer – 157489 (kobo value).

@psomkar1 Please install a code formatter 😭

Unpopular opinion : Side project teaches you more than any college or degree.