Gaffer to u8’s football team

@AllertonMersey Friendship 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 well done coaches put people like me to shame good luck lads

Wow!! What can I say about this group of lads!! Desire, fight, friendship in abundance, we have during the season played a lot better football than we did tonight and not got what the boys deserved but tonight their hard work and desire got them everything they deserved 💪🏻⚽️

Dilemma 🤔 my elite team are playing a normal team Sunday my boy is bound to be MOTM score 10 etc etc but this social media black out means @ManCity @ManUtd @Arsenal @SpursOfficial @LFC @ChelseaFC scouts who follow me won’t see it #selfishidea #MoralSense #badtiming #outoforder

I like you but that is not how my dad was taught

Medium level what is that on @EASPORTSFIFA define medium half academy pro’s or average height 😩😩 How do u define medium. Why not a bunch of lads want a game who is up for it 🤔

@iamcoachX Don’t let them learn how to pass the ball ⚽️ maybe give them a few stella’s and whiskeys after the match and some sniff #propernawghty

@gaffer_u8 Big lad with a boot on him? Defender. I’m on a mission to take kids footy back to the 80s 😤

When that kid who always plays at the back asks to go up front.

@Secretgrassroo2 @iamcoachX Outstanding

When you run a fake academy side and convince a parent to sign their kid up, knowing full well the kid will sit on the bench. The old ‘we have a big squad because competition is good’ Then smash a team 21-0 a day later 😉

So which other top academy bosses like me ban’s their team playing @FortniteGame on days before those non competitive games so they don’t end up like @MesutOzil1088 or @jamosfoundation but I’m allowed a case of @TennentsLager and a #cheekykorma

@MoneyGrabFC Well it is not the world class coaching I give the lads of 7 and 8 FFS

Remember guys, when the referee doesn't give you the throw in you want, it's as if he personally scored all eight goals your team conceded.

Loads of work to crack on with instead let’s plan tactics for the league match Sunday. 🤔. I know my son mission impress those academy coaches or I will beat u others pass to my son or be dropped #easylife #tactics

@OneDishwasher Back in the golden age of street football and park mash ups those kids would have been beaten until those hoodies were goalposts fit for a World Cup final

@iamcoachX What about if he prefers table tennis can u cure him I managed to swing a golf 🏌️ player once

I can make your kid a pro. Don’t worry if he runs like a new born calf on ice, is 4 stone overweight and has no right foot (literally). Sign up to my £50 an hour elite one 2 one sessions 🤑

Morning Twitter core some parents want too much don’t they apparently the fat kids needs more than a pie and coke form20 mins on the side while paying £29 a month #unrealisticexpections

@juarez2560 @MoneyGrabFC Deffo make him your reserve keeper 😱

Heard from a parent in the club who has a player (Jrs age) that plays for another club in addition to ours....”they won’t let him use his other foot...they say he messes up too much and loses it when he tries it” I didn’t know if should have laughed or cried

@ryajones_ @MoneyGrabFC Pass and move it is the Liverpool groove play it full blast while training my pro all star first team 2nd team get to listen to money money money for what I’m fleecing them for

Had 5 games this weekend & made me realize how 'chaotic' the youth game is. Seems like players never have time & space on the ball. Or am I doing something wrong? 😂

@CoachA95 so my u8’s b team won’t play like @crawleytown after a week of shouting at them 😎😎😩

Sod it just going to get them shooting at the keeper don’t need to learn how to pass and move

So my 2nd team don’t get the basic principals of defending. Got a guest coach on Wednesday night training at 4g @TonyAdams 1800 don’t be late or I will get @DavidLuiz_4 in

@goyeau_luc @MoneyGrabFC Everyone @CrawleyLeague wants to play for me and my 1st team my 2nd team is shit but they pay subs and get ignored bit of a turn on to be honest

@gaffer_u8 @MoneyGrabFC Sometimes more important to get rid of the idiots than it is to desperately keep the numbers up!!! Our club is so stress free now that we go by thus policy! Rather lose a game or two more to do away with the know-it-all dads and mums

Don’t like 4 dads who’s sons play for me going to drop them to our b team blame 8 year old work rates hopefully they do one in the summer and I can get ex academy players