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@galts_gooch
Sleepy bitch wife to @afdaltonclod
Katılım Ocak 2021
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I am in desperate need of the right products/routine my hair is turning to straw for the love of god somebody help me
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Okay but why did you go to college to major in “dance” and expect to get a job as a dancer after
Barefoot Student@BarefootStudent
Majors with the highest unemployment rates, per New York Fed. Anthropology: 7.9% Computer engineering: 7.8% Fine arts: 7.7% Performing arts: 7.0% Computer science: 7.0% Architecture: 6.8%
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@bethbourdon @CadaverPope @memeticsisyphus It costs more because people like you are paid to nitpick the appeals process to death
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i do not get paid more. and if you research the death penalty, you will learn that it costs more to impose the death penalty than to house someone for life. if you continue researching, you will learn FL has the highest number of death row exonerations. i saved a life. when you save a life, you should be proud of that too.
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If you were to search her case history for a man who sexually abused his girl friends daughter for years filming it before eventually murdering her, you would still have to narrow it down further because she keeps taking on those cases.
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@galts_gooch I'm sure this makes her feel special, that she's so attractive he can't resist. In reality I have turned away women more attractive than her. Sometimes they're just annoying with bad voices
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Beautiful women don’t make baseless accusations against “creepy” “rapist” men because they don’t need to prove they’re pickable
Akhenaten 🇺🇦🏴☠️@SplendorEternal
The real tragedy of Graham Platner is that all the women he seems to have dated were aggressively and uncompromisingly mid.
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@strangecapers92 “Can you BELIEVE your beloved representative would touch a filthy little SLUT like me????”
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Is The Shining accurate to its source material? Or The Talented Mr. Ripley? LA Confidential? Can we admit that it’s more important to capture the spirit of the text than get bogged down with the details?
Fandom Pulse@fandompulse
Global Box Office started its five-star review of The Odyssey with: "While Nolan’s screenplay is certainly not the most accurate to its source material..." Should they be giving it 5 stars when they immediately begin with this caveat?
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Husband had me convinced this is a still from an ISIS style beeheading video
😈@turtlekiosk
thinking about the chemical detector cartridge that just holds a bee
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A year ago it would have been “Sunscreen is a scam”
Now it’s “conventional sunscreen…” Interesting development.
Paul Saladino, MD@paulsaladinomd
Conventional sunscreen is a scam…
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@DuckBrun @gerardthelawyer @afdaltonclod He won’t eat the ground beef foidslop I make him any more 😭😭😭
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@gerardthelawyer @afdaltonclod Lol, he's eating like a crazy teenaged girl. He might as well just take speed and have some fun
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I love my retatrutide. It's cool that Nick did it on his own but Retatrutide is really great.
Off Reta, it's not that I ate large quantities; it's that I enjoy carbs, high-calorie meals, etc because they are tasty and I'd kms if I had to do some shitty grilled chicken diet.
I also hate working out, I hate being sweaty, I hate gym clothes, I hate gym people, I hate the entire thing. I enjoy running or Rucking but both aren't exactly great ways to lose weight unless you diet alongside it.
Reta allows me to focus on my writing, art, reading, or whatever else I can fill my days with while also looking how I want. I don't want muscles, nor do I want to have my mind in any way preoccupied with “hunger.”
My only complaint is that all the content surrounding Reta is made for gym bro types. “Get your protein”, “lift weights.” etc etc… NO. I like looking like a corpse.
Asuka Groyper 🚬@asukagrypr
Nick Fuentes DENIES being on retatrutide. "You can achieve this naturally as well. I just leaned out, nothing else... It's called self control."
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Just send them to a decent ballet school. I didn’t get these right wing values from my parents!
Mack@kenzietuff
Petition for people to start dance studios for girls where they aren’t required to dress skimpy with full faces of makeup. At the moment, all of the moms I know are putting their girls into Irish dance to avoid it.
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@Voltlighter @janecoaston Why would they wait until they’re an adult to use the words?
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@janecoaston The biggest problem with letting a kid read "adult" level reading material is they'll learn a ton of new words by intuition and context, never know how they're actually spoken and then get real embarrassed as an adult when they say them out loud for the first time.
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also: your kids don't have to read kids books. it is not the law. I read my parent's books all the time when I was a kid and I'd just look up words I didn't know. your kids also don't have to eat "kid food" or watch "kid television."
Mary Katharine Ham@mkhammer
Just jumping in to the Discourse to say, yes, “The Hobbitt” was written as a children’s book and also yes, the language can be challenging. But kids play up, particularly to things their parents read to them. My kids (10 and 11) love the word “countenance” since we read “Pride & Prejudice.” This phenomenon is explained in “The Enchanted Hour” and certainly aligns with our experiences at home.
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Bros, me and my bitch wife are thinking about taking an international vacation in December. Where should we go?
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@roringthunder The pet store wood shavings smell was too overwhelming for me to detect his natural stink
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Watching Kindergarten Cop with my mom and I decided I’m gonna get a ferret
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