Gareth Jones

@cleanupbritain They are in parts of Liverpool

Why don't we do this in Britain? We could dig trenches across every housing estate in Britain and install these underground waste units that only need a two-man operation to empty. Simple, efficient, and clean. No more overflowing bins and bags cluttering the streets.

@honeymoon250 Stanley No 2?

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is?

@RedBSierra You must have asked for a non standard plate. Do it right next time and don’t get caught out

14mm too short, £30 fine. Yes seriously.

@ChaponaBike123 Genuine question. How can you ride on the wrong side of the road and think this is ok

Prius driver got a llittle confused and thought he was riding his moped. The truck gets in the way a bit, but you can just see the Prius on the outside at 8 seconds. A deserved NIP.

@Dunibear @SaltyGoat17 Yep, good riddance

@SaltyGoat17 Yep I am.. Trump doesn’t seem to understand what nato is… so let’s let him go and wish him well in his never ending war with Iran.

I have a feeling Trump is about to remove us from NATO. Everyone cool with that?

@GLB_88 It’s too early 🤷‍♂️

Do I go to the garden centre to see if they have hanging basket plants. 🧐

@oelma__ Black pudding, brown sauce and toast

What’s missing here..

@didsburygirl Philharmonic or ship and mitre🤷‍♂️

If I were to take my fella to Liverpool for his birthday (nobody tell him, it’s a surprise), where might I take him to enjoy a selection of craft ales? He enjoys a tap style bar. I enjoy a quiet life, if you’re wondering. Thank you.

@Kwik_Fit @ContiUK Chorizo

🌸GIVEAWAY TIME🌸 Summer’s on the way… and it’s the perfect season for eating outside! ☀️ Thanks to @ContiUK, we’re giving away an Ooni Pizza Oven so you can be the hostess with the mostess😜 To enter: 🍕Like this post 🍕Comment your fav pizza topping Comp ends on 30/04/2026.

@ExplorerJust I thought the same for years but the size and the fact you can read in the dark with dozens of books is amazing. Especially when travelling but to be honest it’s now my permanent read.

I've toyed with the idea of getting a Kindle ever since they first came out, but still haven't done it. There's something about a 'proper book', but right now I'm thinking that a Kindle may offer me convenience when I'm travelling. Any thoughts from Kindle users?

@m25dave Never thought of this but it is very true. I haven’t seen one for ages 🤷‍♂️

Saw this on the M25 today. Haven't seen a stobart livery for a few years. It had a foreign number plate

@dachshund_heave @steeljawscribe She doesn’t sleep very much, there is too much mischief to be had🤷‍♂️

Dachshund sleeping photo challenge 😴 Let’s fill this thread with the sweetest Dachshund dreams! ❤️🐶✨

@KeruboSk I wait 2 minutes before it goes off so as not to disturb my wife 🤷‍♂️

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@WorkElizab First thing I made as an apprentice toolmaker

Only someone from the older generation will recognize this!

@Mary90480 5

@karenfthompson @Mowglistfood Always fantastic @Mowglistfood xxx

Had the most wonderful lunch at @Mowglistfood in Bury St Edmunds with Alfie .. I had a Mowgli twister mocktail which was delicious.. I then had a lamb bunny chow which is basically tender lamb stew in a bread bowl ( to bloody die for ) And then we shared a load of other dishes as we normally do.. But started off with the absolutely amazing chatbombs … But .. they always only give five in a tin .. so we literally fight over the last one ..🤭🤭 We are home now and sitting in the garden .. What a wonderful day my Twits ..… Back to the grindstone tomorrow …..

@its_scarlettmon What is a body count 🤷‍♂️

My body count history 2018: 1 2019: 2 2020: 2 2021: 3 ….. Show more

@ExplorerJust 12:00 and 6:00, every day 🤷‍♂️

What time do you usually go to bed and get up? For me it’s 23.00 and 05.00, but often earlier

@TinpotJ Red to red, black to black, blue to bits 🤷‍♂️

Thankfully, the beauty of the UK 3 pin plug and fuse board/consumer unit in your house wont allow you to use this. UK 3 pin plug. Best design in the world.

@MumbrianSpinner Pie🤣

It is #InternationalPiDay So yes, I went there.