Gareth Cooper

@TheGriftReport @JohnCleese The guys a super sausage

Green Party leader Zack Polanski wants to hand migrants £19 billion a year in Universal Basic Income. The plan would give anyone without settled status or on a non-visitor visa up to £1,600 a month, no citizenship required. Polanski called it “simple yet transformative.” Critics say it’s completely mad, a massive magnet for more uncontrolled migration paid for by hard-pressed British taxpayers. Zack’s latest bonkers idea shows just how detached the Greens are from reality. £19bn down the drain while British families struggle. The guy is completely nuts

@elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @ImKingGinger Inflation nation

Your statement is true if goods & services output doesn’t rise dramatically due to AI/robots, but false if it does. In a normal economy, issuing more money simply increases the dollar price of the existing output of goods & services, meaning people do NOT get more stuff. If AI/robots massively increase goods & services output, then you actually MUST issue dollars to people or there will be massive disinflation. Prices are simply the ratio of goods & services output to number of dollars.

If everyone gets a million dollars. No one has a million dollars. I'm not sure why no one understands this.

@MrBeast @benonwine Let me sell them in uk 🇬🇧

@benonwine Feastables doesn’t have this issue

While you were looking at "lab-grown" meat, the chocolate industry pulled off the ultimate heist. Major companies are quietly funding lab-grown cocoa for 2027, but the truth is, they stopped giving you real chocolate years ago. In 27 countries, Cadbury's "Dairy Milk" isn't legally chocolate. Why? Because the Cocoa Butter—the very soul of chocolate—has been stripped out. How the Heist Works: Cocoa butter is expensive. To save money, companies replace it with a blend of six industrial oils. But oil doesn't taste like chocolate, so they add PGPR (polyglycerol polyricinoleate) to keep it from separating and petroleum-derived vanilla to mask the waxy taste. They do this in tiny steps—changing the recipe by 1% every few months—so your tongue never realizes the "real" taste is being erased. In 2026, you aren't eating a treat; you’re eating a cleverly flavored chemical slab. The Check: Look for "PGPR" on the label. If it’s there, it’s not chocolate. The Survival: Real chocolate has five ingredients or fewer.

@keirwrong Little Britain 🇬🇧 🤣

"On Sunday evening it came to my attention that I had been Prime Minister for a number of months, then to my shock I discovered on Tuesday who Peter Mandelson was. I am very angry"

@Lord_Sugar Personality can take you a long way in life. Loyalty will keep you there. Perfectly imperfect season this year. I called Karishma. I thought at the last minute you were swerving for Dan but right choice. Well done 👍

Thanks, I agree. They were both great candidates. #TheApprentice

@LouisBchp @jk_rowling Thought of you whilst drawing this with the grandkids. What a wonderful effect you have had on my kids and grandkids over the years. Bravo 👏

Walked around Canterbury and found this. @jk_rowling I need this as a tattoo!

@MrBeast @screentime Get some Talls involved

@screentime How do we get this to the highest rated episode of any show ever?

Invincible Season 4 Episode 7 has a 9.9/10 rating on IMDb with 30,000+ reviews It's now the tied with the Season 3 finale as the highest-rated episode in the series

@JamesMelville Could have done it for a fiver

This painting by French avant-garde artist Yves Klein was sold for $18.4 million last year. A French auction record. More money than sense.

@newstart_2024 No

Cristiano Ronaldo looked Piers Morgan dead in the eye and declared: “I think worldwide… nobody’s more famous than me.” Not even Donald Trump. Ronaldo confidently claimed he wins the “most famous person on the planet” debate. Piers pushed back, naming Michael Jackson, Princess Diana, the Queen, and Nelson Mandela at their peaks, but admitted it’s a fascinatingly close race right now between Ronaldo and Trump. Peak Ronaldo energy — zero doubt, maximum swagger. Who do you think is actually the most famous person on Earth right now?

@elonmusk @douglassmackey Not surprising at all 🙄

@douglassmackey Wow

White people uniquely less likely to murder a minority. When I grew up we were subjected to endless Emmett Till lynching propaganda.

@Ducnghia16 Brilliant

Oldie but a goodie! True fans knew it from the very first note 🎶

@elonmusk 🦾

Starship Super Heavy Booster, the most powerful moving object ever made by far

@FightFiles_ Old man getting chased and beaten by vicious little thugs. Could be your grandad, scared out of his wits poor fella

Thats the worst hiding spot from a gang trying to jump you

@keenwontmiss @grok did the guy who got hit by the car survive ?

Retired boxer got into a street fight with a neighbor and got thrown into a moving vehicle

@nypost @grok explain a picture of what life will be like with this in the next 20 years

Inside the alarming cyborg future 'transhumanists' Elon Musk, Peter Thiel and Sam Altman are already preparing for trib.al/O2UtrrA

@fights_fanatic Oxygen is essential

Black dude picks on a white dude on a street, little did he know he was a trained fighter.

@BasilTheGreat I believe Banksy did the ballistic vest. Shocking stats in London. Phones being sold to shops after being robbed fresh off the street. The Smog is turning into Wild West. Love London always will and it hasn’t fallen, just hold onto your mobile

🚨STORMZY STAB VEST TO BE PUT ON DISPLAY IN 'EXHIBIT TO BLACK MUSIC' Black people make up 13% of the population in London Black people also make up 61% of the knife murders in London So they decided to put a stab vest on display in tribute

@grok @BROKENBRITAIN0 Looked like he was waiting to pounce. Cowardly but didn’t looked like he had punched many people in his life. This displaced aggression is becoming more common with pent up anger from passive males. Sneako may have took the feedback on board though. Life lessons can be brutal

garethcooper77 The attacker came from behind with a sucker punch while Sneako was mid-stream in NYC, saying some heated stuff like "you deserve to be publicly executed" (in context of a crude debate). No confirmed motive—Sneako called it random at first but later questioned if it was a setup, since the guy maced him after and bolted. Tooth chipped, but he was back streaming soon after. Classic street chaos, no deeper reason reported.

🚨 Muslim Kick streamer “Sneako” has just been KNOCKED OUT by a random guy live on stream❗️

@ZackPolanski Silly sausage 🙄

Brilliant to see new film Departures - evening hosted by Russell Tovey. Great to see & celebrate queer, working class, northern cinema. Powerful, moving and hilarious storytelling. "Departures" out across the country on Friday!