Gary Wollenhaupt

@wil_da_beast630 Yes, his death and resurrection was a feature, not a bug.

@staringindis @plzbepatient My son did the same thing with a cheese slice. He had never seen a gun in real life.

@plzbepatient When my son was still eating in a high chair he chewed a piece of toast into the shape of a gun and held it correctly despite neither of us having any idea where he saw this.

@cremieuxrecueil Aliens that have never encountered humans take over their minds/imitate/duplicate perfectly

I'm proposing a ban on shows and movies doing - Time travel - Multiverses - Simulation universes/"it was all a dream" - Power levels - Probabilities for everyday things happening - Hacking - Quantum anything

@tomfgoodwin jitsi.org/jitsi-meet/

I wish someone would invent/popularize the worlds simplest video calling software. Like you get a link. You click on it. You can see / hear the people. They can see/hear you. You have one button to click to share your window.

@tomfgoodwin Yes! Lots of folks engaged in stuff like model trains and rockets. RC cars are huge! Oval racing, rock crawlers, stock cars, etc.

Do people have hobbies any more ?

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@Gormogons Yes! most jobs aren’t taken, they’re given.

GP I want Trump to start going after large employers of illegals and work his way down to the mom and pop shops who do so as well. Hopefully making an example of the big guys (including jail time and massive fines) will make illegals unemployable elsewhere.

@FreightAlley The CSX predecessor lines & Sea-Land Service

In own a large speciality book publishing company focused on railroad books. One of the series we do is on “fallen flags”, which covers the stories and history of a former railroad. Thinking about expanding this series into all modes of transportation: trucking, marine, airlines… What companies should we cover?

@realBrookNash Looking forward to your first Florida Man headline.

Just call me Florida Man

@kat_boogaard With 64 1/2 pages of fonts and colors and logo placement and 2 paragraphs on p. 37 that are relevant to writing

👋🏻 Hi, freelance clients. I have something important to tell you: No freelance writer is reading your entire 65-page brand and style guide.

@2CynicAl65 Our biggest fights have been when we’re dressing up to go somewhere fancy.

Last night, my wife and I reached a conclusion that low-key anniversary celebrations, like walks on the beach followed by lunch & drinks at a cool dive, suit us much more than getting fancied up and going out on the town. It's still fun to do that, but it's just not us. 🥰

some people like to be wined and dined. i prefer to be smothered & covered.

@kat_boogaard Ditto! After 22 years I’m burned out from working with clients.

👋🏻 I'm back from my glorious vacation! While I tried my best not to think about work while I was out, I'm thrilled to report the time away gave me some much-needed clarity about the direction I want to take my career: I want to retire.

@hplemke I wonder what the stuff of nightmares is for people who didn’t go to college

it's so funny to me that the human race is a rich tapestry, people come in all kinds etc. but also every single person who's been to college has a mild recurring nightmare about signing up for a class that they never remember to go to

@kat_boogaard And find the critical two paragraphs with the brand positioning language in the middle of the 148-page brand guide PDF, which includes all the possible logo and color permutations.

Freelance client: "We're, like, super chill to work with!" Also freelance client: "Before we get started, sign this 84-page contract, review our 62-page style guide, take this mandatory security training, and provide proof of these three unnecessary insurance policies."

@asymmetricinfo What do people who didn’t go to college have nightmares about?

After yet another nightmare in which I have attended no classes all semester and now it's exam time, I am beginning to suspect that I will never get over this particular fear.

@ibuyrvparks Great idea but hard to live with. Hard to regulate heat level and takes a long time to turn on and off. People want to be able to just jump in.

About to buy a bunch of these. What do you think?

Hey @Avis your folks at SLC are drowning! Over an hour and still waiting! Please send help! @Costco when you run a sale make sure you can handle the surge!

Hi, I'm a B2B content marketing writer, glad to be here. #FreelanceChat

@realBrookNash Waiting for page proofs to come via Greyhound

Tell me how many years of marketing experience you have without telling me how many years of marketing experience you have.

@dtmorgan18 Teva

I feel like this is a good sign I am getting old, but we've walked 8-10 miles per day, and wearing my Converse most days was a sub-optimal decision. What is a good shoe for walking a lot that isn't a running shoe or something like that?