Unfiltered Artist@EmpireEnjoyer3
7 years later and it remains true that the GOP should adopt this rough political ideology I came up with while unemployed and inebriated if it wants to survive. This is a good part of the voter base in 2026.
I would change a few of these, like legalizing only ~11 million out of the ~100 million illegal immigrants in America, thus creating a eugenic competition for citizenship, which of course job preference going to heritage Americans. We’re also legalizing shrooms and cocaine at bars and terraforming Mars + cutting housing/rents in half.
You also can’t end the endless wars without projecting real geopolitical power against Russia and China, so I’m pro war now. Triple the Pentagon, CIA, DHS, and NSA budgets.
Also, I correctly called making Juneteenth a holiday. Propose 0% income taxes for working families of 3 or more children or net tax contributors of 2 or more children. Restore American national parks with extinct megafauna, create a family farm expansion grant program at USDA, and beautify America by planting geo-engineered flowers that bloom 365 days a year along our interstate highways and national monuments. Not to mention every man should be able to own a micro fusion reactor and warp drive space ship.
- I am sick and tired of living in a world of pathetic human governance and little imagination. Every woman on Mars will have G cups, every man a 10 inch cock.
