Leah Lane

Hey @Snapple !! 10 years ago, my little sister WON a promotion where she was supposed to get a FULL case of Snapple. She never got it. What’s the dealio? Your move Snapple.

Not my coworker subtweeting me. Can’t anything stay private nowadays 😑

@BucketofSnails Omg I’m famous

Went out and 2 girls were drunkenly chatting about wonton soup for 10 minutes

@BucketofSnails A back to back joke was right there man

Tryna get 2 kisses for Dune 2 winning 2 awards back 2 back 😗😗

Holy shit it already started 😭

Calling it RIGHT NOW Marcelo Hernandez will be playing Luigi mangione on weekend update

For years, adults on Sesame Street didn't believe Big Bird when he spoke out. The decision was made to end this thread as it sent a message of not being able to trust those with influence. Don't let someone's clout keep you from speaking up. Big Bird can overcome, so can you. 💛

@muppetfellow That’s exactly what I’m following you for

Everyone following me expecting a bunch of muppet content will be disappointed when it’s mainly Jim Henson thirst posts and gay Beatles.

Imagine rejoining twitter just to have the worst takes of all time 🤦🏻‍♀️

@Holly_lauren16 @StarmansArt Why even post apologies if you’re just going to backtrack by trying to blame the victims??? This is NOT a good look for you either.

sexually harassing people in your community and playing it off as consensual flirting is not okay and you can’t make it okay by twisting the narrative with a non-apology the minute you get called out

@lew_jeffrey @bach_rants What’s wrong with Gil??

@bach_rants This season has a lot of good men (not you, Gil), but this man is cream of the crop!

This week we saw Guy 1) give closure to a grieving Charles L, 2) be the ONLY man to sing Kim’s kinda cringe song with him, 3) absolutely kill it on the kickball field. I love him. #TheGoldenBachelorette #goldenbachelorette #goldenbachelor

@DisneyFoodBlog You need to try this food hack. Order a plain cheese pizza and tomato soup at the contemporary hotel, and dip the pizza in the soup. You will NOT be sorry! 🍅🍕🥫

WHY ARE WE WATCHING A THREESOME AT THE OLYMPICS

@OffhandDisney Country bears coming to Disneyland- they’ve hinted at it a few times in their Instagram posts

It’s D23 Predictions week! Reply with your Parks Panel predictions here and (maybe) end up in my video! ONLY 1 RULE: No mention of people or moving.

@Defunctland Omg and here’s a picture of me at the circus 😂

@Defunctland Oh my gosh yes! I went to wannado in Florida. I have so many memories of this place. I remember being a circus performer, archeologist, they even had a retired judge working in the court house when you were a lawyer! I think I still have my wallet somewhere!

Did you go to a kids city as a kid? A city made for kids where you could role-play jobs? (e.g. Exchange City, Enterprise Village, Wannado City, J.A. Biztown). If so, what was its name?

Usually if a group of writers and actors are united against you that means you are the antagonist of a Muppet movie

TAG stands with @sagaftra! We support SAG and the WGA in their fight for a fair deal and will share more information with TAG members soon. #unionstrong

Starting at midnight, @sagaftra, WGA East and @WGAWest will be on strike at the same time for the first time in 63 years. We're making history, while fighting for the future. See you on the picket lines until fair contracts are reached. #WGAstrong #SAGAFTRAstrike #1u

@samreich Twilight: breaking Pawn If you are playing chess during a full moon you are actually given an opportunity to turn one of your opponents pawns into one of your own.

let's a play a game! WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. pitch me the *name* and *description* of a chess move that does not exist in reality. winner will be announced monday and receive a $25 gift certificate to the dropout store!