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Chocolate chip cookies should be free for anybody that’s in a bad mood.

concerts aren’t worth it anymore. Ticketmaster ruined them. having to go in debt to get decent seats is not what it’s about. I used to pay $200 for vip and that was considered splurging. Now it’s $200 for crap seats. It’s not a fun experience anymore when you have to go broke

It's my honor to announce that Simon has been awarded his 7th merit badge for beach bravery and a deep reverence for the ocean. Please join me in congratulating him on this stunning achievement.

barbenheimer is the closest we’ve come to having school spirit week as adults

Frustrated in this moment. I want to own a home. I’m an educator. Just looked at something I THOUGHT was small and affordable for me. $350K!!!! WTH?!!!! What educator can afford to buy a house at $350K?! So now I’m restricted to the community where I can live.😔

when will Greta Gerwig make a movie about them?

Do y’all ever wonder where you went wrong? My college roommates are buying multimillion dollar houses. I’m really happy for them. And questioning my life choices. I can’t even afford an apartment in LA.

i miss u

the two options for furniture in america are a $85 table made of spit and paper and a $4,485 table made of wood out of a tree that some one kissed every day

university students who were heavily impacted by the pandemic or strikes deserve some sort of compensation like the quality of our education was HEAVILY REDUCED AND IMPACTED like wdym we still had to pay 9k for that

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@oliviastowell Thrift! If your town has a savers, it’s 50% off every Monday

literally where do feminine young professionals in their mid/late 20s even shop for clothes. every store i go in to feels way too young, waayyyyyy too old, and/or way too expensive for a grad student budget

please stop making 3 hour movies. movies should be 75 minutes at most

@DiscussingFilm Love Actually

Name one movie you have to watch every Christmas.

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