Windy Beaver

Can you imagine the wetness of the sheets amongst some people if this was still on air? I'm referring to bedwetters, not compulsive masturbators.

Irritating the wife is a fine old tradition.

You get to a level where this becomes a norm and nobody is even talking about it. Harry Kane’s standards are out of this world.

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

@DominicFrisby How lovely that the child will grow up and have this photo. Most people never get the chance to meet a great, great grandparent 🤩🤗

He thinks he's still a baby... 🍼

I am starting to suspect that the BBC write the Have Your Say comments themselves.

Make a stupid sound when you unplug the straightener or hot tool. Then you can remember unplugging it cause the vocal stim releases dopamine. This is a well known Japanese technique called Shisa Kanko and it totally works!!!!

@godblesstoto The whole vibe is just awkward and unfunny. I cringed so hard my vagina turned inside out.

This looks worse than The Mash Report and I didn't even think that was actually possible yet here we are.

@bmay Hello Brendan. Are you on crack?

Starmer will win the next election. Not because he’s loved. Not because he’s a visionary. Not because he’s Labour. But because he is, in the end, a calm head, whose two main challengers are patently unserious ideologues, who show themselves daily to be unsuitable for the role.

16 UNSPOKEN SOCIAL RULES 1. Don’t look through someone’s phone. 2. Never ask couples why they don’t have kids. 3. Avoid calls after 9 PM unless urgent. 4. Return borrowed items in equal or better condition. 5. Don’t comment on someone’s weight. 6. Let others exit before you enter. 7. If shown one photo, don’t swipe for more. 8. Never pressure anyone to drink, smoke, or eat. 9. Whispering in a group excludes others. 10. Cover your mouth when yawning, coughing, or sneezing. 11. Don’t use speakerphone in public. 12. If someone pays, offer to pay next time. 13. Don’t show up unannounced. 14. Respect personal space in lines or crowds. 15. Don’t play music loudly where others can’t escape. 16. Always thank small acts of kindness.

@GregBaldwinIroh English woman here. I like to drizzle a liberal amount of West Indian hot pepper sauce on my beans on toast. Spice it up a bit

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

Aside from the hateful content, these pieces of art are really, really shit. I would be embarrassed to say I had spent money on an art degree if this was the level of absolute dogs breakfast I was producing.

I've seen a few clips of Oscars acceptance speeches. The self-importance & invented victimhood of these people is ridiculous. They get paid staggering amounts of money & have luxury lifestyles. They have nothing relevant or interesting to say.

"No, Gary! You can't do that!!"

I'd be depressed too if I looked like this.

Hello, there 👋 Have you heard David Lammy MP and Sarah Sackman MP talking about people stealing bottles of whisky and swiping mobile telephones as examples of people who should not get jury trials? Well. I’d like to tell you a story. 🪡 🧵

Once rape stopped being seen as a property crime against a man’s right to control who his wife or daughter had sex with, and became a crime against the woman herself, it ceased to matter in the same way to the majority of men. it stopped being a capital crime, and conviction rates plummeted like a falling stockbroker in September of 1929, while rapes they shot up by 400% over the next few decades. Rape has become the easiest major felony to get away with; conviction rates are less than 2%, and 96% of rapists will never spend as much as a day behind bars. Suspended sentences are common; in the UK, as many as 40% of criminals convicted of a sex crime will get a non-custodial sentence. The conclusion that a significant number of men have stopped caring about rape as a crime is impossible to escape.

@gforce_h I think they might be influencing other bellends but I also think there will be smarter guys who also think they are twats.

@WindyBeaver Why put yourself through it. Twats who are a disgrace to mankind. I deliberately steer clear any of that lot. I just hope they are not influencing young men

I'm watching the manosphere. HSDickywicky or whatever he's called is a 2 dimensional dullard with attachment issues. I hope he is able to one day grow enough as a person to work on himself and stop being such a silly cunt.

@misterdickinson They are absolute fannies. Grifting twats

@WindyBeaver Oh I see! I can’t bring myself to watch it

The Justin bloke is hugely insecure, like most narcissists.