SOS USA 🇺🇸

JUST IN: McDonalds lowers the price of McDouble to $2.50 nationwide

Divine unions.

I sold my house last week. I’m putting every penny into Pokemon cards. Yes, you read that correctly. I’m moving into my Grandma’s basement to cut expenses and buy as many cards as possible. She thinks I’ve lost my mind, but I can’t sit here and watch this market pump every single day and not be in it. Pokemon cards returned 1,900% in 5 years. My house returned 14%. One day I’ll sell the cards and buy a house 10x bigger. People can laugh now, but they won’t be laughing for long.

Tesla's now offering financing for 96 months 🤦

Women are going insane because the choices available to them have never, ever been worse. Men need to have a lifestyle that is consistent with life as an adult masculine male. I have sympathy for these guys (I was one of them) but there was a limit to my tolerance for failure.

Nearly all of the closest pizzerias to the Pentagon are currently reporting above average traffic. As of 2:47pm ET

is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love and start over

🚨 Something very unusual just happened. Someone purchased an insane amount of VIX calls. In other words, a big player is betting the market will crash soon and he's doing it with a lot of money. Nobody drops millions on VIX calls unless they know something we don’t. VIX calls only pay off when volatility explodes, which almost always means stocks are getting smoked. The last time the VIX was sitting this calm before getting blown up was early April 2025. 8 trading days later, the VIX exploded from under 17 to over 60. The S&P 500 had one of its worst 2-day drops since the 1987 crash. Trillions in market cap wiped out. We will keep watching. When we make a new move in the market, we will let you know. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss our alerts, this is extremely important. Many people will wish they followed us sooner.

Tomorrow smells like this

Thanks to everyone attending the ABG / ABB maxxing event 💕

Sold a car to Carvana today and I have no idea how they stay in business. Inexplicable.

yeah so i’m trapped in atlanta with no money to afford another flight this is a fate worse than death.

Buddhism in my opinion is the only religion worth giving a chance for anyone fed up with the Abrahamic religions bs

Why did I walk hand in hand with my son. Anyone can hold your hand when you’re on top of the world, but a father does so when all else seems lost. Without words, my action said, I love you, I am proud of you and am standing by you.” - Joe Jackson, Michael Jackson’s father

Chudthebuilder gets confronted by a group of doctors and lawyers after testing their tolerance of free speech