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@AutismCapital mf is compromised.

Are we really doing this?

@RepOgles Yeah, that'll happen, you mfs can't even pass voter ID.

My ASSIMILATION Act will be the biggest immigration overhaul of the century. We will end the H-1B scam, axe chain migration, and shut down the VISA lottery. America will look like America again.

@sentdefender Soon you can use it to buy a whole tank of gas!

U.S. President Donald J. Trump’s Treasury Department is planning to add his signature to all denominations of the United States Dollar moving forward, which will mark the first time in history that the sitting president’s signature will appear on American Currency, with Trump’s signature expected to replace that of the U.S. Treasurer, Brandon Beach, sitting alongside his Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent’s, several sources including Beach himself have confirmed to Vanity Fair.

@unlimited_ls He just wanted to get higher.

NEW: Florida man leaves AA meeting, does cocaine, drinks, and smokes pot, then crashes through the gate at Daytona Beach Airport and tries to hijack a plane “I was at my house, I went to an AA meeting, and next thing I know I’m doing cocaine, drinking, and smoking pot…” Bryan J. Parker, 58, is charged with attempted aircraft piracy. Authorities said he crashed a Mustang through a locked airport gate and tried to board an occupied plane Parker was highly intoxicated and nearly hit a taxiing aircraft He was detained after a brief chase by airport operations and Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University security

@altryne @AnthropicAI "Happy Spring break guys!"

First official response from @AnthropicAI to the sessionGate thing (where-in folks on pro/max plan are hitting quota much faster than before) Over 500 folks commented earlier this week to my thread saying this happened to them. Are you guys satisfied with this response?

@lazeskid @DeItaone Are we still getting tariff checks?

@DeItaone man nobody believes Trump anymore, his credibility is gone. same behavior every time which started with the tariffs.

TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME

@ChrisWillx That tracks.

@RadioGenoa Did she go to Africa to cure depression?

A liberal woman dances for her new friends she met in Africa. How will this story end?

@KSLcom Send him to the firing squad.

Charges were filed Wednesday against a man from Mexico who police say had thoughts of killing someone before he slit a woman's throat. ow.ly/3Rgc50YzkR3

@trq212 This company does a lot of good things, mainly your team, the rest of the company is poorly run.

Overall weekly limits stay the same, just how they're distributed across the week is changing. I know this was frustrating. We’re continuing to invest in scaling efficiently. I'll keep you posted on progress.

To manage growing demand for Claude we're adjusting our 5 hour session limits for free/Pro/Max subs during peak hours. Your weekly limits remain unchanged. During weekdays between 5am–11am PT / 1pm–7pm GMT, you'll move through your 5-hour session limits faster than before.

@NEVeteran @TheXMatriarch Went from pancakes to flapjacks.

@TheXMatriarch The Pancake girl turned into an OF Hoe.

In the old days we called this a butherface.

@VigilantFox Not a real friend.

Sam Harris says his “friend” Joe Rogan has had a “f*cking awful” influence on society. “It’s unignorable at this point.” Harris says he’s reached out to Rogan privately about his “truly terrible” effect on culture, but Joe hasn’t responded. “I’ve tried to reach out to him privately, and he hasn’t responded. But I felt the need to say things about him publicly that I’m very uncomfortable saying about a friend.”

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune @Jdvance you're on the clock, son!

If @LeaderJohnThune recesses for a 2 week vacation, HE SHOULD BE FIRED, immediately

@BitColombian @FirstSquawk Worry about your own country, cheese nip.

TRUMP PROPOSES WAGE INCREASES FOR H-1B EMPLOYERS IN NEW REGULATION.

@gregkellyusa Identity crisis.

What the hell is up with all of these TATTOOS everywhere? “Back in the Day” only Sailors got them when they were DRUNK in the Philippines. Then it became a “Thing” with STRIPPERS in the 90s. Now I see Dentists, Teachers, Nurses, Interns all TATTED UP. My Theory: It’s an Easy, quick way to feel Distinctive and Special, WITHOUT actually doing the WORK to be Distinctive and Special. Too much “Ink” and Selfies, Not enough GRIT. #tatsaresilly

@RooferSteve21 @nypost We don't know how to build it.

@nypost Why on earth have they not put some sorta safety net on subways yet??

83-year-old veteran randomly shoved onto NYC subway tracks dies from injuries, illegal migrant charged with murder trib.al/jSRje4o

@renefaurskov @AgustinLebron3 "You're right, I did delete that. That's on me."

@AgustinLebron3 Yeah and when you say that it will just go “ok let me just jump to fixing this” Nooooo, you don’t do anything right now. Stay put!

Me, sometimes, when Claude is getting stressed and doing dumb things: Look Claude, we're getting nowhere at this point. Take a few minute break, spend some tokens on something you enjoy, and let's come back to this fresh afterwards.

@WallStreetMav After Cuba, we should free LA!

Life in Cuba … Free Cuba !!!

@WeTheBrandon "Please Mr. President, I can't take it anymore! I'm tired of winning!"

The final humiliation. They've taken one of the top 3 greatest campaigners of my life (Trump, Bill Clinton, and Obama), in this case Trump, they've converted him into George W. Trump, alienated at least half of his base--ensuring the GOP will lose--and now they're going to trot him around the country so that they can say that he was so unpopular from his awful decisions in the war that not even his presence on the campaign trail could save the GOP. It's final humiliation by the Elite. Then the Dems impeach him. And he will be removed from office this time.

@FearedBuck MF did it again!

Druski dropped a skit on how conservative women act 💀