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Me 2 hours before my funeral: Ummm yeah sry I don’t think I’m going to make it

@DailyPlanetoid @KanekoaTheGreat I was wondering the same thing regarding the first question, but these clearly sound like they're from the same day

@KanekoaTheGreat Why the fuck is Lance trying to figure out excuse to go back to his own house? I don’t get that but we need the actual timestamps in the meta data. These don’t sound like from the same day.

BREAKING: Unsealed court documents reveal never-before-seen text messages between Tyler Robinson and Lance Twiggs in the hours after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Robinson tells Twiggs "I am fucked" and there's no way of "getting out of this" short of "my family being willing to cover for me." Robinson tells Twiggs a coworker just sent him a photo of "me on campus." He says he plans to call the police himself and "go out on his own terms" — explicitly stating he had "no intention of being drug through the courts in front of the country." The full exchange from the newly unsealed search warrant: TYLER: "guess im just sittin in my car watching reels for another hour, hopin this guy fucks off." (Tyler is waiting for a cop to leave the area where he stashed his gun, which he is attempting to retrieve.) LANCE: "are you ok still?" TYLER: "yes, checking spot again now." TYLER: "I'm sorry, but I think this might be it. If the way is clear I can try and come your way to say goodbye, after that I have a spot in mind that I'll call the police to." LANCE: "Are there cops outside?" LANCE: "And why are you calling the police anywhere?" TYLER: "Not yet, but I have no doubt they will be on me within the hour. And I will be giving my location up and going out on my own terms. I have no intention of being drug through the courts in front of the country. Can I come see you? After that I can call my dad and see if he's willing to help me or not." LANCE: "im just at my parents rn, maybe I could make an excuse to head home for a bit." TYLER: "you would need to do that right now." LANCE: "any ideas?" TYLER: "for an excuse? idk." TYLER: "for getting out of this? None, short of my family being willing to cover for me I am fucked." LANCE: "i'm not gonna be able to leave." LANCE: "whats something urgent I would need to leave for?" TYLER: "you could say there's an emergency at home that I need you for." LANCE: "i said i'm swapping laundry, heading home now." TYLER: "nice. I will see you soon" TYLER: "coworker has just sent me the still of me on campus. What is your eta" LANCE: "like three minutes"

@foardeetou @KanekoaTheGreat Why didn't Lance call the cops when he found out? They're just havin this convo all nonchalantly it's so bizarre. He says he planned it for a week, yet talks like he never thought about wut the aftermath & consequences would be. Half of their convo seems scripted between them idk

@KanekoaTheGreat Those are transcripts of text messages. They are not verified original text messages.

@russianspybot @Thefactsdude Seemed like a delusion

@Thefactsdude what the fuck is the backstory to this? genuinely what made him do this? lmfao

NEW: Deranged man who banged on Fairfield door screaming “Where is your daughter?” identified as Jason Thomas Nichols The man captured in viral video banging on a door in Fairfield, California, and yelling “where is your daughter?” has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, 29, of Fairfield. Nichols was arrested on April 7, 2026, by Fairfield Police Department. Upon arrest he was booked into the Justice Center Detention Facility. Nichols faces four felony charges: assault with a deadly weapon (not firearm) great bodily injury, criminal threats with intent to terrorize, first-degree burglary, and vandalism. His bail was set at $35,000, and his next court appearance is scheduled for April 13, 2026, at 1:25 p.m. in Fairfield Department.

@Grizzlestine @thereallorilove Have you tried looking it up?

@thereallorilove Why are the floaty things on top of the capsule thing? What a clown show.

Gotta love how NASA wants us to believe they have the ability to take super clear, high resolution videos in outer space but for the astronaut recovery they have to use a camcorder from 1998. 🥴

@muheediva01 No bc I don't think about them

Do y’all delete pictures and memories of people you don’t speak to no more? Be sincere

@En_jupiter_ It's so crazy that if u don't use certain things over a long period of time, it's almost worse for those things instead of regular use. I don't understand that sometimes.

Los guardé 5 años en su caja solo para ocasiones especiales y se me hicieron polvo camino al trabajo😭😭😭

@evanlypeters87 How do u know

@imfynerthanfyne Wtffffff. Thats wilddddd

my boyfriend took me to his house for the first time, and his bedroom is set up like this… so fascinating

@yannispappas Some of us don't want to have anything to live for. Some of us don't want to pass down our genes. Some of us aren't selfish.

People w/o kids, i used to be you. Now, I’d never listen to a word that me said about anything. You, unfortunately, have nothing really to live for, and after a certain age, if you really, really do, I trust you even less. You don’t know it, but you’re a one dimensional cartoon.

@LisePigen14 @suttonsroller

@giggledG @suttonsroller So? I’m from Denmark - the only two things I’ve ever watched she has voiced is Monster Inc and can’t remember the one and both I have only ever watched in Danish 🤷🏽‍♀️

Jennifer Tilly's custom Balmain dress is a message to Amanda who asked Erika who Tilly was while wearing a Balmain tee. #RHOBH

@washghost1 I need the lore

He spent way too much time entertaining this guy. The second he mentioned his daughter he should have did what he needs to do and let him know he’s not welcome

@CharisLover2 @CollinRugg I assume bc of his face? No one's mentioning it either....all I've read is he has pancreatic cancer

@CollinRugg Why is this video shielded with “GRAPHIC CONTENT” banner? ✝️😳

NEW: Former U.S. Senator Ben Sasse, who has just months to live, opens up about his faith in Jesus Christ. "I believe in the resurrection, and I believe in a restoration of this world..." "In Christianity, the need for daily repentance is just a truth. I am broken. I leave undone those things which I ought to have done..." "I've continued to feel a peace about the fact that death is something that we should hate... yet it's pretty good that you pass through the veil of tears one time and then there will be no more tears, there will be no more cancer..." Powerful. Video: @DouthatNYT

@Pearlyi_n_ Are the views and interactions on this post really worth it?

My boyfriend just found out that I wear same black panty through my period cycle and he’s not okay 😭😭😭😭😭 We all do this right?🙈

@DJRTistic My mom's friend got Hepatitis C from a blood transfusion

Wait he got it from heart surgery?? I never knew that part

@LisePigen14 @suttonsroller She's got like one of the most famous voices

@suttonsroller I’m sorry but before she was on RHOBH I didn’t know who she was either 🤷🏽‍♀️🫣

@Emilio2763 That's a dude

What in the 3rd World is Going on Here?!…

@NoFilterSkin This is regular knowledge

I was TODAY years old when I found out astronauts don’t come back to Earth in the rocket 🚀Like the rocket really just drops them off in space and is like “aight imma head out”??? And when they come back… it’s in a tiny capsule… and they parachute into the ocean or a desert..WAITING to be picked up by a boat or helicopter like Uber 😭 Why did I really think they came back in the same rocket ship and just… landed? Be honest… y’all knew this already or we all just out here learning together?? 👀🤯

@AnthoniaUmoke I'm more concerned about the outfit and the asscrack

I saw this video and I remembered how this other lady didn’t care about her other child like she wasn’t the one that bore that child. You see how this woman immediately carried her other child to join the celebration. Some mothers ehn!

Is there a dating site for looking for chiropractors? I need one in my life long term for free adjustments

@AuthorityApe @nypost I never knew this wtf lollll

@nypost you already have to be registered for selective service. This is NOT saying there will be a draft

Eligible young men will automatically be registered for US military draft later this year trib.al/9QtIvyw