
Elizabeth Keyes
115 posts

Elizabeth Keyes
@ginger_snaps5
New England native and former ski bum. token ginger. love & honor.
Katılım Eylül 2013
67 Takip Edilen15 Takipçiler

I might have just been “potentially impacted” by @att’s outage last week, but I was definitely impacted at 4:30 this morning when they sent out a text about it
#makeitright #letmesleep
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@iflyCHS Iced vanilla latte!
And maybe a cookie on the side…😬
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I strive to be as chill and unbothered as the @dunkindonuts workers during the morning rush.
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What’s going to come first? The end of the Georgia-Ohio State game, or next year? #PeachBowl2022
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@ztub_sirhc Are you talking about my mom? Feels like you’re talking about my mom.
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Already had my house struck by lightning this year so we can cross that off the list…feeling pretty good about my odds here
Noah Bergren@NbergWX
Best of luck to everyone playing Powerball tonight. A reminder as well statistically you are 19,000x more likely to be struck by lightning in an average lifetime, than win the entire Powerball...
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New phone who dis.
National Hurricane Center@NHC_Atlantic
10/2, 2 pm EDT- NHC is monitoring a pair of systems this afternoon. The eastern one is likely to become a tropical depression around midweek, and the western system could gradually develop over the next few days. More details: hurricanes.gov
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@sixers @TyreseMaxey @JoelEmbiid @JHarden13 @MONSTATREZZ Hope you brought your swimsuits ‘cause Charleston’s about to be under water #HurricaneIan
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It’s 8 am. The lady next to me is on her second beer and they’re playing Marcy Playground’s “Sex and Candy” over the speakers. Chicago O’ Hare is a lawless place, and anything goes. #airtravel #ohare
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@BreezeAirways I appreciate the gesture but after 5 flight cancellations (from two different airports) what makes you think I'd ever (attempt) to fly with you again?

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Watching Rookie of the Year for movie night with the fam. All going well till we realize that: @fly2ohare hasn’t changed in 20- NO, 30 years, and my four year old does not know what a Game Boy is. Doubling up on the wine consumption and wrinkle cream tonight.
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Think you have a joke cheesier than our Triple White Cheddar? 🤔 In honor of #NationalCheeseLoversDay, we wanna hear your best cheesy joke! Go ahead…make us laugh!
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