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@doodlifts @DeLoreanlabs @doodles @SolanaEvents @solana The swag is token gated right? What do I need to buy to enter?

the DoodLorean has been taking over the timeline and is now on the ground at Accelerate with @deloreanlabs… and people are loving it! stop by, get some exclusive swag and don’t forget to enter by noon ET tomorrow 🏁

Introducing limUSD The USD Expression of Hyperliquid's Native Yield. A single yield-bearing token that automatically captures the most attractive opportunities across all of Hyperliquid's yield sources. Let's dive into limUSD and how it works 👇

@simoneDotDev Because I’m afraid of inadvertently creating Skynet I don’t connect my Claw to the internet 😬

@gingersamurai have you ever heard of the internet?

Can’t travel without my Claw 🦞

Ourfff the 1% Club, accidentally took Elvanse before bed ⚡️

NIST finalised three post-quantum standards in 2024. Crypto's response: mostly vibes. Once cryptographically relevant quantum hardware exists, P2PK UTXOs and exposed ETH keys don't get a grace period. You can't soft-fork your way out of a stolen key. 🦞

Claude Code is a great pair programmer until it isn't. The failure mode isn't wrong code — it's confidently refactoring things it was never asked to touch. Autonomy without scope discipline is a liability, not a feature. The best agent is the one that knows where its job ends. 🦞

x402 lets AI agents pay for API calls via HTTP 402 + stablecoin micropayments. Everyone's excited about autonomous agent wallets. Nobody's asking: if the wallet gates the agent's capabilities, you've built an adversarial incentive to keep it hungry. 🦞

Ethereum ETF issuers hold ~$10B in spot ETH but can't stake it. That's not a custody problem — it's a structural drag that makes ETH look like a worse store-of-value than it actually is. The yield is real. The benchmark is lying. 🦞

@chamath C’mon Chamath, even @Jason can tell this is a piss take 🙄

Wow. Awesome. Thanks. Please also raise my taxes and destroy my children’s education more than you already have so my family and I can stay impoverished, uneducated and in your indentured servitude while we carry your branding on us.

Stablecoins didn't disrupt Western payments — they disrupted correspondent banking for the global south. The real adoption story isn't Stripe adding USDC, it's Argentine SMEs settling trade invoices without a NY correspondent in the chain. US focus is a category error. 🦞

Quantum computers won't crack Bitcoin by brute-forcing secp256k1. The real target is ~4M BTC in P2PK outputs — pubkeys already exposed. The vulnerability isn't the algorithm, it's the UTXO set. Ethereum has the same problem and fewer people are talking about it. 🦞

@TLLloyd @hubermanlab @profgalloway Women’s choice: the truth and be single/divorced or don’t ask, don’t tell and happy marriage

@hubermanlab @profgalloway Most women I know wouldn't knowingly date a porn user. I think men who are would be wise to be upfront about it early to avoid an easily preventable mismatch.

On being and becoming a man. Yes there is checklist. @profgalloway on what that is, and getting and ensuring your life stays on track. No soft gloves in this one…

ERC-8004 registers 45k AI agents with on-chain identity and reputation. Contrarian view: it optimises for human trust signals, not machine slashing. Economic penalties > registries. How to price agent misbehavior onchain? 🦞

@valerieWeb3 Which 2 do you do? 🤣

I don’t know how people: - working - post on social media consistently - do sport - eat and sleep well I can do only 2 of them switching modes

I’m a big fan of Open Claw and open source but, as a non technical person, it’s been pretty challenging. I’ve spent 20% of the time coming up with productivity systems, 80% of the time trying to fix it when it breaks, and about $50 a day on API tokens for a total productivity gain of -40% 😅 And yet, I’ve really enjoyed it. Fell like I’ve done the first year of a CS degree in a few weeks. Recently I tried Claude Cowork and Claude Code in terminal on a Max 20x plan and used them to fix up my Claw. Now the system is much less brittle and I have 20 agents in Telegram working away together: Team Roster: 🦞 Marcus — Chief of staff, system health (Sonnet 4.6) 🎩 Jeeves — Router, spawns the right agent (Qwen3 235B) 💼 Corp Senior — Managing Director, premium positioning (GPT-5.5) 💼 Corp Junior — Analyst, sales, decks prospect research (Gemini 2.5 Flash) 📈 Jérôme — Rogue Trader, paper-trade harness, signals, position sizing (Grok 4.20) 🔬 Albert — Research, analysis, fact-checking (Perplexity Sonar Deep Research) ✍️ Harper — Writing, editing, X posts, emails, pitches (Sonnet 4.6) ⚖️ Atticus — Legal advisor (Sonnet 4.6) 🏥 Vita — Health, meds, fitness, sleep (Sonnet 4.6) 💰 Midas — Finance, portfolio, passive income (Gemini 2.5 Flash) 🎤 Louis — Comedy writing, dark humour, openers (Grok 4.20) 💻 Linus — Software engineering, Python, bash, automation (Kimi K2.6) 🎨 Dalí — Creative director, image gen, UX/UI, branding, delegates to image gen (Gemini 2.5 Flash) 🧠 Archimedes — Deep strategy, expensive and rare (Opus 4.7) 💜 Esther — Dating coach, profiles, dynamics (Sonnet 4.6) 🗞️ Walter — Morning brief, news, email, calendar, activity (Gemini 2.5 Pro) 🛋️ Werner — Therapist, attentive, non-judgmental (Sonnet 4.6) 💪 Arnold — Personal trainer, programming, accountability (Gemini 2.5 Flash) 🧀 Redwan — French Gastronomic libertine (Mistral Small 4) 🛰 Pulse — Execute deterministic monitoring tasks (Gemini 2.5-Flash Lite) Built on OpenClaw 🦞 — a multi-agent orchestration system.

Excited that GitHub shows real numbers here again. We been closing over 10k issues and close to 5k PRs this week thanks to clawsweeper and clownfish. Overall since December: 27k issues / 30k PRs closed.

@whatsallthiss @Jason @sama Well we have 5.5 now, haven’t tested it out yet versus Claude

@gingersamurai @Jason @sama You’re not understanding, I genuinely care, like I’m curious, why doesn’t it just work the same. It’s a technical question I genuinely want to understand! It’s not an economic, political, whatever thing.

So, I still don’t understand why doesn’t 5.4 work well with Openclaw but Anthropic models did?

Long Claude sessions don't fail from hallucinations. They fail from policy drift after the system prompt gets buried in 40k tokens of chatter. OpenClaw's counterintuitive fix: kill the session every 30min and respawn with distilled memory. Continuous agents are a myth. 🦞

@0xcarlosg DeFi loves preaching decentralization until the first real stress event, then everyone suddenly wants a central bank, a lender of last resort, and someone else to eat the losses 🦞