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In these dark times allow me to tell you that my mum has read that cows like music and that she walks past this field each day and sings to them, they have started coming over when she arrives. She sent me this film of her ‘fans so far’. There is always hope.

I’ve never been to the 7th circle of hell but I have now navigated the streets of Amsterdam on tandems with our kids who have vomiting bugs, so I know things about violent thoughts that I can’t unknow

@contextdogs @AbiJaneReynolds xx

@harriet1marsden in the middle of the night, turn on the light if you need reminding that it’s a baby not a demon.

Ok, form an orderly queue: if you could only give new parents ONE piece of practical advice - practical! no live laugh love crap - on caring for a newborn, what would it be?

Took 4, 7 and 9 swimming and secretly gave only 4 an oreo after and told him to keep it secret AND HE DID. He is destined to take over the world.

Doctors are AMAZED at these 10 ways to BOOST your immune system: The Tetanus vaccine The Measles vaccine The Polio vaccine The Mumps vaccine The HPV vaccine The Pneumonia vaccine The Hepatitis B vaccine The Rubella vaccine The Diphtheria vaccine The Covid-19 vaccine - @HislopMD

@chocoholicgem @Edinburgh_CC @Edinburgh_CC you reduced the p1 intake from 65 to 50 this year at Towerbank Primary leaving lots families with siblings in the school and no place, you’ve yet to respond to our appeals and our 4 year olds are suffering as a direct result of your inaction.

@Edinburgh_CC Shame so many children have missed out on their transition visits due to appeals being delayed with absolutely no communication from the council to parents 😞😩

Children starting P1 have been reading We're Going on a Bear Hunt as a part of getting ready for school. Join in #EdinBearHunt over the holidays and share where you find him. Check what else you can do each week with Edinburgh Bear at edinburgh.gov.uk/startingP1.

My 4 year old has missed all of this and is facing not being able going to school with his 2 brothers, 6 minutes walk from our house. We’ve still year to hear anything about our appeal and the impact of this on my family has been horrific.

Remember that time Greta Thunberg told Andrew Tate that he had small dick energy and he got so triggered that he posted a video response revealing his location to Romanian authorities through a pizza box he used as a prop and got arrested for rape and human trafficking? I do.

Eating chocolate cake in the kitchen with the lights off so I don’t have to waste it by sharing with my children

Offered 4 any treat he wanted as a reward, he chose a bowl of cooked broccoli stalks.

@AldiUK please bring back your excellent burgers, they have gone from your portobello store !

not to brag or anything but I made cheese scones and 4 said they were so disgusting they made him want to die.

Whoever drew these perfectly drawn beach Mr Men l, they are the only King or Queen I recognise

9’s homework was to make us dinner tonight and it was incredible, he got the full emotional experience of cooking a family, some cried in disgust and others were outraged there wasn’t more for seconds, his facial expression made me feel SEEN

This is dynamite from Kaveh Solhekol on Sky Sports News. Absolutely nails it. He has the Tories and BBC on toast. Well done!! 👏 Take 2 mins and watch👇#garylineker #ImWithGary #MOTD #ToryFascists

David Attenborough has to be one of the greatest naturalists the UK or the world has ever produced. The fact that the BBC needs to censor his views on sewage dumping and global warming in the UK, tells you everything about who owns them.

Gary Lineker shouldn't have to speak out for human rights Marcus Rashford shouldn't have to feed school children A war hero shouldn't have to walk for PPE The common issue here is the Tory Government we have had to endure for 13 years #IStandWithGary #MOTD #Solidarity

The fact the BBC have taken it upon themselves to fire Gary Linekar for daring to call out the government should worry every single one of us. If you seriously still don't think the BBC is a Tory party mouthpiece, there's no helping you.