GINtastic 🇨🇦

Get in losers, we're going back to the 80's.

I should have stayed in kindergarten.

@BorrachoYLoco3 I'll keep my account and see, if the world doesn't crash and burn I may plug back in but it's very doubtful. I want the old twitter back 😭

I am uninstalling this trash app for the near future. It's not you, it's the algorithm.

I never see any of my people here any longer, just absolute trash. It's super fucked up and disgusting. Violence, politics and absolute rubbish! I miss the interactions and fun. Health and wellness to all of you ✌🏻

“You made your bed, now lie in it.” You think that’s a threat? I’ll go lie in it right now.

a funeral for who we used to be

Your chance of survival solely depends on myself drinking coffee.

In the late 80s, you could just decide to start wearing a beret and no one would say anything.

H: have you taken into consideration that MAYBE the world doesn’t revolve around you? M: LOL no

Alexa, turn off politics

I'm sorry if I haven't retweeted you in awhile. The algorithm no longer shows me people I follow, just random birthdays, sober anniversaries, and occasionally pictures of girls in lingerie petting chickens.

Friends with coffee are the true friends with benefits.

I'd sell my soul for a good sandwich.

Guess I'll find something interesting to watch on Netflix so I can fall asleep and miss most of it as usual.

why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast. It's just an onion man why don't you relax

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Do you ever look at someone and go “I’m so fucking glad you’re someone else’s problem”

What was the best decade, and why was it the 80's.

"They don't see you, but I see you" is possibly the most jarring thing you could ever say to a narcissist.