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@Cthulhu_Answers In true Bernstein fashion, the mom doesn’t participate and just gives a concerned and disapproving frown. Also in my universe it’s still Bernstein.

Go get this book and learn about some malware. Also @LambdaMamba knows her stuff 💪

lettuce pray.

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@rootsecdev Waiting for someone to reply with “because they never went out of style”

I don’t know who needs to hear this…but mullets are not making a comeback…

@RedTeamVillage_ lol bots will be bots

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Long overdue, but... I'm *so so so* excited to announce that I'll be speaking at @BlackHatEvents (Day 1) on my detection engineering research! I am incredibly grateful for this opportunity. It's hard to put into words how much the faith, support, and encouragement from the security community over the past two years has meant to me. Thank you to everyone who has believed in my research and helped make this possible.

Cthulhu badges arrived in time for Defcon! This is going to be so fun!

@electrifying @McGrewSecurity 😢 family always comes first

@glitchDFIR @McGrewSecurity i have prior obligations, against my will, but family comes first and all that. therefore, financially, i cannot. actually, financially i can hardly exist rn but thats besides the point.

There is also another Dr. McGrew sticker besides this one that is Super Secret and that I probably shouldn't post for attribution, but if you find me in Vegas and you're cool it's yours

@electrifying @McGrewSecurity You should be there sooo

@McGrewSecurity but i won't be there sooo 🫠

@edskoudis @SecBarbie I’m with Ed! Our space is what we make of it, regardless of platform

@SecBarbie I miss what it was too. Let's make it the best it/we can be! 😃

Are we all back here now? #InfoSecTwitter

@da5ch0 lol I may in fact FIU a lot

@glitchDFIR oh…? i think i’d probably cap out at like 8 within the ~half hour, and that might be pushing it, lol. we might need a bucket 🪣😂

i very badly want to compete this year… looking for giganerds and a bottomless beer guzzler

@electrifying @lintile Happens to the best of us. I’ll give you a pass this time

@glitchDFIR @lintile head empty.

I would just like to point out that you haven’t seen what me “being on my best behavior” entails, before you go too far in asking for that

@Cthulhu_Answers Bahahahaha

@electrifying @lintile No snarky comeback? Don’t go soft on me now

@glitchDFIR @lintile wow. rude. 🥺

@threathuntergrl Seems more efficient than a bacon scented candle. Looking forward to more life hacks

Step 1: microwave leftover bacon in paper bowl Step 2: Take said bacon to your office Step 3: Eat bacon Step 4: Keep bowl in your office and enjoy bacon scent all day.

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@electrifying @lintile You saying that doesn’t surprise me, but my question was for @lintile lol

@glitchDFIR @lintile are you asking me or him? i can't guarantee i've ever been on my best behavior. 😂😂