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@ToryWipeout First the handguns and now this. What's next, campaigning to bring back leaded petrol and asbestos?

Blow smoke in kids faces like we did in the 70s, make Britain great again!

@RobertJMolnar The problem with life long rich people like trump and his cronies. They are used to snapping their fingers and getting what they want done.

it took 250k+ troops, with tanks, Bradleys, IFVs, Humvees, back end command centers, for the 2003 Iraq invasion.....Iran is bigger than Iraq, and the terrain is not flat land desert like Iraq A few thousand Marines and a few thousand airborne aren't doing shit... also, where are all these folks being staged? Iraq would be the easy answer, but they aren't letting tens of thousands of troops and shit to be staged on their border with Iran.... So, again, what is the plan here? Also, where are the tanks, the armor, transport, logistics?

@NornQueenKya Genuinely surprised that you have the option for all the different weapon combos on one datasheet, instead of spreading them across 3 or 4 separate ones.

Wow it really is a fast little noodle

@TallbarFIN 2026 is really looking to be a great year for renewable energy 😄

I just love the smell of burning mordor just behind our border 👌 Ukraine, more please! 🙏

@jralvins @CarterNixon I love the big gap at Goose. Americans are like "it's just a bird" while the majority of Brits, raised on tales of how a Swan can break your arm are "nah" 😄

@CarterNixon Never forget:

I used to think one of the most unrealistic parts of Reacher was dudes who were clearly not in his league physically constantly fucking with him and starting fights but turns out nope

@chaotic_reader Would DS9 or Voyager have survived in this environment? I doubt it.

i don’t get the point of already greenlighting two seasons and some comic books but cancelling the show after the first season barely stopped airing. like that just seems pointless to me. feel like you need to marinate for a while before making decisions. #StarfleetAcademy

@0xleegenz At some point we all get hit with the urge to live in a cabin in the woods😐

I'm officialy reached the age where i'm bothered by lights on, doors left opened, loud noise and people

@SisterDogmata Rules wise? 40k 11th ed using alternative activations. Model wise? Zoats as a standalone army.

Question for the Warham Fam! I want to know your most DELUSIONAL hopes for the upcoming Warhammer preview show! What in your wildest dreams do you want to be revealed that has basically zero chance of actually happening?

@NornQueenKya Feels like a chaos version of assault Centurions. So probably pair well with a Land Raider

Be gone a while Get a makeover Be a melee only unit with a 5 inch movement - just in time for the new edition of SPEED

@RobertJMolnar Conspiracy brain time. Trump has trashed the USA's soft power and diplomatic alliances. Now he's going to do the same to its military and economy. So who's pulling his strings? Who benefits?

as I have been saying for 2 weeks.....and in recent days all of the "experts" are saying, this would be the most suicidal military move... 1. Iran is not going to just allow a convoy of MEUs with a few thousand Marines through the straits to get to the island. We are in a war, they will sink them 2. An airborne assault out of Kuwait, or a fucking airborne parachute drop as the other option is ridiculous 3. The island is 15 miles offshore from the mainland...literally in fucking MORTAR range at least.....drones and missiles and artillery will just pound the tiny "excursion" of troops on a tiny island that has no bunkers, no where to hide 4. Zero logistical support for any troops that actually get there What the fuck are we doing?

@DaddyCoffee73 Generally I agree. But the apple and cinnamon ones do get a pass from me😄

Dear Hot Cross Bun makers… STOP FAFFING ABOUT WITH THEM!! I don’t want orange zest and cranberry chunks, or cherry liqueur and dark chocolate flakes… just gimme a good old fashioned HCB with none of that fancy faff!!! Thank you

@vapertvaping Gotta be a candidate for Knight house with the easiest paint scheme 😉

I can't wait to teach you cultists about house procon IV, definitely gonna be an interesting one

@NornQueenKya Wild how this tweet generated such a fuss. It was only stating a fact after all 😉

>:)

@shas_kais Asking nicely at first, but using force if refused. Because he knows what's best🤔 Where have I heard that before 😉

I reviewed the lore about Roboute's 500 world project. I won't lie, it's looking pretty grim. Roboute is replacing the semi-independent systems of Imperial worlds (feudalism) with straight-up fascism, Astartes fascism! The lore treats this as a good thing. The only way that mankind can survive what's to come. What is GW smoking?! He is doing it forcefully. Sure, he asks nicely first, but if he is refused, his Ultramarines and their legions of Auxilia will force the worlds to kneel before Macragge. The disobedient rulers who cling to the old ways and/or are more loyal to Terra are replaced with Space Marines or mortal rulers who know their place. And all of them answer to the Tetrarchs, who in turn answer to Roboute, not the Emperor and certainly not the High Lords of Terra. The resources and manpower of the Imperial worlds drawn into the sphere of Ultramar flow toward Macragge rather than Terra. The wealthy industrial world of Garranox is on the brink of breaking itself as it attempts to pay the tithe to Terra and fulfill its obligation to Ultramar, so it's unrealistic for Imperial worlds to support both sides. Roboute plans to enforce his social and political reforms across hundreds of worlds. In the name of progress and enlightenment, Roboute is employing tyrannical means. It's a precursor for his new vision for the Imperium. The irony here is that what Roboute is doing in the south echoes what Abaddon is doing in the north. Following the theme of Roboute and Abaddon being mirror images of each other, Abaddon's Dark Imperium is a mirror of Roboute's expanding Ultramar. Both claim that they are honouring the ideals of the Great Crusade. Both want to save the Imperium from itself and reshape it in the image of Space Marine supremacy (in opposition to the explicit wishes of the Emperor). So, how is Avenging Son any better than the Warmaster? Imperial traditionalists and conservatives are raising alarms against this overstep by the Primarch. The nobility across many worlds within and nearby Ultramar are staging resistance. Inquisitors are monitoring the situation. And surely the High Lords are sweating bullets. Now, why is it funny? Imperial fans for years rejected the notion that the Imperium is fascist, but here is Roboute with his plans to blanket the entirety of the Imperium under fascistic rule. Truly, in many ways, Roboute is Wokehammer's greatest ally.

@Goldietheswag3 GW has issues with production capacity at the best of times. With a new edition of 40k this year, it will have taken the lions share of factory time. Everything else gets smaller runs making things worse than normal😐

How does a pre order sell out?

@RobertJMolnar A lot of peoples brains have been boiled by a steady diet of action movies and CoD. They think you roll in blow shit up and high five as the credits roll.

how complete tarded are people getting at this point. Short of 250k plus troops, with full hardware (tanks, Bradleys, IFVs, etc), there is no ground invasion of Iran MAGA running around on this platform slapping high fives about how a few thousand Marines and SpecOps are going to invade Iran is just goddam stupid

@TearShapedHeart In a perfect world, absolutely yes. Ofc that's also the same world where every faction across all GWs systems have that level of support not just SM😉

Do we think different Cities of Sigmar should have upgrade sprues? 🤔

@Spinegrinder117 "No one is using the female heads, femstodes are a failure!" Mate I'm using as few bare heads as possible regardless because I suck at painting faces😉

“Nobody is gonna buy Female Custodes” Literally 5 minutes after the pre-orders go live

@CMValrak TBF the Yarrick trailer did say Armageddons industry had been destroyed. So the local recruits being equipped with Cadian and Kreig pattern gear makes sense.

CADIA IS ON ARMEGEDDON...THEIR PLANET FUCKING EXPLODED...WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ONLY HAVE A FRACTION OF STEEL LEGION LEFT...You have to laugh at this shite 😂😂😂

@EU_Propaganda This kind of geographic confusion is exactly why I don't think Israel should be in Eurovision😉

Pardon?