Theonerealcheese
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Are you there God? It’s Me Margaret, and I’m Stroking TF Out Of My Shitttt
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renaming my daughter (22) to Standard Monitor Resolution
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“I contemplate Augustus Gloop, the moment in the chocolate river… the idea of allowing your own chocolatification”
a good friend 🙂🐬💛@jigglylove8
@sardonic_greek "eating candy and cookies is inherently nihilistic"
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only right answer is white or blue btw
mandy@ovoxomandy
canadians be like what colour freezie would you like
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Wearing this on a date and wordlessly adjusting it every few seconds
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@ProphetOfKek117 @Haterment you can't tell me what to do!
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@Haterment This reminds me of that scene in Always Sunny where they’re doing a stage play but Mac accidentally skips a line so the dialogue exchange just makes zero sense lol
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my favourite number is 1.25921… because when I was younger and bored in maths I brute forced the answer to the largest number x*10^99 could be with my calculator (calculator couldn’t handle anything equal or above 1*10^100) and I remembered it and use it as my Phone passcode
Theonerealcheese@goblinsarevalid
gun 2 your head, name a number
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every night, while i sleep, my tongue crawls out of my mouth and crawls around
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