maybe: monsee

Arsenal winning has shown me that men CAN have emotional depth if they choose to

not the fallopian tube pose

all of my character development has been against my will

timothee chalnabey

Good morning Indians. Have you all bought induction stove? Good. Next buy flat bottom utensils because your ancestral curved bottom sambar vessel is now useless. Worry not, this is also temporary. Soon TNEB will swing into action with load shedding power cuts. Then we can all focus our attention to buying inverters. Soon there won't be enough electricity to charge inverter. Then we can shift our attention to buying giant Gensets, they are just a few lakhs. Guess what gensets run on? Diesel. From LPG shortage we can now deflect it to disesel shortage MASTERSTROKE hahahahahahaha

my most insane first world problem is that I have to close my eyes to drink the first few sips of fresh lime soda so that the bubbles don’t get into my contact lenses and blind me

Holi is incomplete without this tweet

can i also suggest

Starting the fight with domain expansion is crazy

Everybody talking about how bleach and naruto shaped they childhood but real heads was molded by inuyasha and fullmetal alchemist

got into a fight on a jobs WhatsApp group. Everyone fought the guy when he was being islamaphobic but everyone shut up when someone was talking shit about caste based reservation. What is happening in this country man

“goa isn’t ready for us” as if the residents haven’t watched 4 men drive a thar rashly

my little sister is 13 years younger than me and fondly recalls a time I took her to Wendy's and let her get as many ketchup packets as she wanted

Ek din saari strategies rhe jaayengi aur mai execute ho jaayungi

little cousin just referred to his birthday (march 8th) as january 67th

sometimes i still think of this

was suicidal earlier. forgot why

@IndiGo6E Trying to send you a DM

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I love @IndiGo6E because who else would make people wait for over 7 hours for their luggage at the airport? Absolutely the MOST unhelpful staff ever, SEVEN HOURS we have been waiting