godzillaeyes (she/they)

@aki_lives @LFauexProd @RavenLynClemens My sister and I used to pretend slap each other in the face but stop our hand just before making contact. Once in the store I did that ... why is it always in the grocery store?

@LFauexProd @RavenLynClemens My stepdad was a big like fatfit guy and when I was a kid I'd punch him in the belly but it didn't hurt him. One day I'm in a grocery store. Wandered off a bit then came back, and gave him a surprise punch in the tummy. But it wasn't my stepdad.

A.I. (2001) makes you feel the way you used to feel as a kid when you suddenly realized you were clutching onto a strangers’ leg

@itsSamCollins YYAAAYYYYY CONGRATS

5 months free from Xanax, Adderall, Meth, Cocaine & Alcohol 🙂‍↕️

@Aella_Girl Same, shows I'm the only vote

are ANY results for this showing for anyone else?

Did you vote blue or red button? || Agree or disagree: Intelligence is mainly determined by genetics

@stratospark @Aella_Girl Wait that doesn't make sense. I picked red and red was already 80.1

Imagine a circle, with a little spinner on it that you can flick. The circle is 80% red and 20% yellow, like a yellow pie slice. You flick the spinner. It spins, and slowwwly stops. Where did it land?

@stratospark @Aella_Girl My vote bumped it back to perfect 80/20

@itsSamCollins I am happy I lived in that brief window of human history when the Internet was fun and felt special

@LFauexProd Now it's "everyone is 12" but back in 2016 we already knew "everything is wrestling"

The truth is, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, etc, are more “in on the joke” than many are comfortable to admit.

@bauzilla @CoyoteACMEMovie @Ketchup_Distrib @dgreenmachine 😯

Here it is folks.. the long awaited trailer for “Coyote Vs ACME” Thanks to ALL of the fans who stuck by us.. Without your support this film 🎞️ wouldn’t have seen the light of day!!! @CoyoteACMEMovie In Theaters Everywhere AUGUST 28 2026 🪧 @Ketchup_Distrib @dgreenmachine

Hm maybe that didn't work. Here

glosso.ink/hexaco-test/re… @Aella_Girl

On a daily basis, with every action he takes, Trump reminds us that Christopher Walken did not intervene and change history.

@danghentschel #GGG look out nooo

AHHHH!!! Green guy with glasses is about to get hit by a CAR!!!! Retweet, like and share to save him!

@MayaBouvary @Aella_Girl I can't remember where Aella is, but it's still April 1 here on the west coast

@Aella_Girl I thought it might be an April fool's joke but ... It was posted on the second.

I'm going monogamous

@DeadballDomain Holy fuck? Thank you!

One of the earliest examples of this style comes from a forgotten French found footage horror anthology from 1989. You follow a news crew who enters a house after a resident’s call , they continue inside down a hallway that doesn’t seem to end. Definitely check it out.

@Aella_Girl Linkee please

I think i invented the best personality test. Hear me out: 1. Take the word "gargoyle". If you HAD to class them, would gargoyles be more kinky or vanilla? What about more chad or frumpy? Are they more chiller or builder? I had people vote a series of 6 binary questions for every word I could think of, and then ended up with a huge pile of correlated words. Like: If you look at the KINKY, CHAD, CHILL category, you get a bunch of the words that got voted into that same concept. So - what about *you*? Vote *yourself* through the gates, and you'll find yourself landed in a pile of all the other words that got voted the same as you! That's how I got 'the operator'.

@j_spaceman @metroadlib @Jen22Colorado I don't think he's ever told a lie. Not that I think he always tells the truth, particularly about actual facts of reality. I just think he believes every single thing he says.

@metroadlib @Jen22Colorado That’s probably the most honest thing he’s ever said. Donny Dementia is gonna start bragging about his crimes at this rate…

In my LIFETIME, I have NEVER heard ANYONE admit anything even CLOSE to this out loud. Oh. my. God.

@valueselectTV @RealGoodTouring @PaulMaland @mc_swm @JJ_McCullough But I also kinda want to cry

@valueselectTV @RealGoodTouring @PaulMaland @mc_swm @JJ_McCullough Of course my excitement is so extreme that the disappointment barely dulls it

Come See The Fastest* Selling International** Tour, Ever… 🇺🇸🇨🇦 @RealGoodTouring @PaulMaland @mc_swm @JJ_McCullough *Compared to previous VS international tours **Technically

@toddbarriage 😥

@godzillaeyes whatever would happen if the time wasn’t there, so usually nothing! sometimes autoscrolling back to the top of a feed. feels like it should totally open up the clock app like it does for you

when you tap on the time on an iphone, it should open the clock app or something