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@Bubblebathgirl @MrSquidOverlord NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE else on this planet lodges more personal attacks than your pedo-president.

@MrSquidOverlord Yeah he should be wanting the people of Los Angeles to have better leadership. Instead he just makes personal attacks. Do better Drew Carey!

🚨 Drew Carey is strongly blasting Spencer Pratt’s run for Los Angeles Mayor while providing little substance as to why. The Price is Right host posted a fiery rant on Friday, saying anyone who votes for or endorses Pratt “needs to get their head out of their ass.” He also called Pratt a “serial scammer without a soul or moral compass” and added, “F this guy already.” Carey’s main criticisms focus on Pratt being a reality TV personality — which many see as pretty thin reasons for such an intense attack. File Carey’s opinion in the pointless Hollywood drama folder. (Video: AI)

@GOP_is_Gutless 2+2=Barn Deep State is code for MORON!!!!

🚨 ANOTHER Deep State & MSM lie EXPOSED! Michael Fanone, the DC cop we were told was knocked unconscious, had a heart attack, and was brutally beaten by “Trump supporters” on J6… has been caught. The video the media shoved in your face was complete garbage. New footage proves he had virtually ZERO serious injuries. Here’s the real kicker: Trump supporters were trying to HELP him — and it’s all on camera with audio. The mainstream media and Deep State pushed this fabricated story to brainwash the public. The J6 narrative is crumbling. Watch the proof and decide for yourself! What do you think? Drop your thoughts below 👇 #J6 #January6th #MichaelFanone #J6Staged #ExposeTheTruth

@DAPs_Magic I liked it better when it was the Maliboomer!

Walls Go Up Around Future Home of Coco Attraction at Disney California Adventure ift.tt/KIAGQyh

@markbland It's all done to PISS OFF liberals and TRUE patriots.

So these POS‘s broke into our Capital, destroyed tons of property, used taxpayer money to pay for that… and now what to get free money like a lottery for being a-holes? Fxck these people.

@TomKMorris So you liked, "Being There?"

More from April: While in North Carolina, I visited the famed Biltmore Estate, because, why not?! Felt like being in the Loire Valley, but with a more imaginative beverage list. The Blackberry Mint Julep was most refreshing.

@Bubblebathgirl "Mommy, people were mean to me today because my stupid hat represents the absolute WORST humanity has to offer." Private establishments have the right to ask ANYONE for ANY REASON to leave their establishment. America 101 moron.

Panda Express facing backlash over alleged political discrimination. Two customers wearing MAGA hats entered a Washington location, gave a friendly thumbs-up, and were reportedly asked to leave on May 11, 2026. An employee called police claiming the customers refused to leave. Officers arrived, reviewed the situation, and determined no crime had occurred. The customers were standing peacefully on the public sidewalk. Video of the incident has gone viral, sparking widespread discussion about whether businesses can deny service based on political expression. This raises important questions about customer treatment and free speech in public accommodations. Would you still choose to eat at Panda Express after seeing this? (Video: AI)

@JimShull The turntable loading was a great idea. It suits the ride. Gentle.

Storybook Land for Fantasyland Euro Disneyland designed here with my sketch dated 11/12/92. The details changed but the idea was built. More about Disneyland Paris on YouTube.com/jimhshull

@Chriiztopha They've been adding lanes for decades. Doesn't help. Too many people want to live in L.A./CA.

I’m telling yall, just one more lane

@RarifiedHeirPod @JerrySeinfeld @SeinfeldToday @SeinfeldTV @seinlanguage @SeinfeldQ @HowardStern @ronnieluvsmambo @SternSiriusXM @summacorp @ComedInCarsPod After hearing Patricia's story in Part 1, my introduction to pat cooper, I associate him with being a fucked up piece of shit. No need to listen to part II. My heart goes out to Patricia. She sounds like a very kind person.

When you hear the name Pat Cooper, what do you associate him with? Seinfeld? Analyze This? Vegas? Atlantic City? Comedy albums? Howard Stern? Let us know. Pat’s daughter Patricia Weidenfeld is our guest and we hear quite a bit about him on part two of our conversation.

@EricLDaugh Money well spent. Fuck the poor!

🚨 NOW: Liberals are LOSING THEIR MINDS after President Trump posted how beautiful the new USA flag blue Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will look They hate nice things — and preferred he let the algae and goose poop sit in the pool! Trump nailed it: “Why would I bother taking 11 or 12 truckloads of filth out of the water in front of the Lincoln Monument? That's what made our country great. Beauty made our country!" "People made our country great. A question like that is a disgrace to our country."

@alisonmartino Gorgeous!!!

@alisonmartino Stunning!

@davekoenig The piranhas were a great addition. Onward!

Great Jungle Cruise rehab. Everything in tip-top ship shape plus a few new wrinkles. Looks like they pulled out the piranhas

@davekoenig I have no doubt Disney and Universal will deploy AI security in the future.

"...The animosity is so high right now against the local branch of the union, the parent union, & Disney. This is the worst I have ever seen." Stay tuned!

Disneyland Security Strike Update: Park & union reps returned to the bargaining table yesterday & negotiated a tentative new contract. Members will vote—for a third time—this weekend. Last day of voting is Tuesday 5-12, with results likely to be known that night or next morning.

@AnnCoulter Be berry, berry caful. It's a scwary world. E. Fudd.

LIVE ON RUMBLE NOW with John Tierney! Watch: rumble.com/v796ey0-unsafe…

@RealTimers @billmaher @GavinNewsom @gilliantett @HBO Is the world over populated?

TONIGHT: @BillMaher welcomes Gov. @GavinNewsom, @GillianTett and Bret Stephens to Real Time @HBO! Reply with a question and join the conversation after the show on #RTOvertime.

@jessiemaltin @ktlaENT @leonardmaltin You were great. Like your dad.

Doing this truly meant so much to me. I’ve been going to @ktlaENT with my dad since I was little, and getting to be on the show was a thrill. @leonardmaltin

@RarifiedHeirPod One of the most quotable films.

@goodmanpost I could go on and on and on. “Die gas pumper!”

“You wanna stick around for an oven mitt?”

@AwesomeNewsom I cured cancer and housed 2.3 million homeless yesterday. I have 8 masters degrees and I can fly.

WHAT AN AMATEUR. I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, STOPPED 72 WARS. IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING. ON THE WAY TO WORK I SIGNED 32 PEACE DEALS. PEOPLE CALL ME ALL THE TIME, "MR. NEWSOM, STOP STOPPING WARS!" BUT I CAN'T HELP IT. I'M A STOPPER. NO ONE STOPS AS MANY WARS THAT THEY START AS ME.