Gopal Rajpurohit

@kendalljayyzhxu 3513 ?

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@fermatslibrary Barber is a woman?

The barber paradox

ब्रिटिश ब्रॉडकास्टिंग कॉर्पोरेशन का आर्काइव फुटेज। तारीख? शायद 1942? या, शायद बाद में। कुछ लोग कोई अजीब गाना गा रहे हैं और उस पर नाच रहे हैं, जबकि दूसरे भारतीय वंदे मातरम और इंकलाब जिंदाबाद गा रहे थे। 1942 में RSS नाच रहा था — जब भारत इंकलाब जिंदाबाद के नारे लगा रहा था, तब वे सचमुच राज के लिए कोरियोग्राफी कर रहे थे। इतिहास के पास सबूत हैं, और वे हिलते-डुलते हैं।

@elonmusk where does it say bioweapons lab?

We’re funding bioweapon labs in this bill!

@greatbong @greatbong apna gunda wala blog ka link bio mein rakha karo…

Best selling author, two mega adaptations of my work, PhD in computer science, TOI edit page regular, author of one of the two books available in this world on medical device cybersecurity (used as a standard by many med device manufacturers) and the guy who brought Gunda to the mainstream. Now who are you?

@AnupamPKher @isro Thu thu!!! Ha ha, didn’t expect that you would know the expression.

Dear scientists, staff, technicians and everyone at @isro! 140 crore Indians in India and millions of Indians all over the world are already looking up at the #Moon with prayers in their hearts and hope in their eyes for #Chandrayaan_3 to proudly land. Thanks in advance for giving us a great reason to celebrate what it means to be an Indian. Touch wood! Thu thu! Jai Ho! Tomorrow around 6.03pm I will scream my guts out- JAI HIND!! 🌕😍❤️🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳@MinistryofST @isro

@YatraOfficial Your site's signup flow for new users with US mobile no. doesn't work. OTP never arrives on sms.

Aaah I am going to miss this site..

From: @twittereng To: @elonmusk Subject:

@jianhangg Congratulations @jianhangg … The birds fly and soar when they are free.

I took the red pill.

@bgleib Hey Ben... Best wishes for next whatever come may... It was pleasure working with you in early days of ads.

@thinkingfish @thinkingfish Wear that Badge of Honor, every single day. Incredible run.

After 12 amazing years and 3 weeks of chaos, I’m officially fired by Twitter. Never expected I would have stayed this long, and never expected I would be this relieved to be gone. I have a lot of stories to tell. But to my fellow (ex-)tweeps- #LoveWhereYouWorked 🫡

@elonmusk @sampullara not kidding… 20 adshard clusters each with 25 shards already makes 500 microservices….assuming a micro-service has a distinct address and namespace…

@elonmusk @sampullara You can start with ads-prediction-service, ad-mixer and adshard…next should be all of manhattan instances, nighthawk and kafka/eventbus….and oh.. yeah those zookeepers… you will be done with reduction of more than half of infra cost, since now you know don’t need those?

Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!

@wcathcart Just make it easy to change mobile devices and port over previous messages, on iPhone devices…

We’re also adding more great features: polls, 32 person video calls, and groups with up to 1024 people. Like reactions, larger file sharing, and admin delete - we think these features will be particularly helpful for Communities but are available in any group!

Communities on @WhatsApp is starting to roll out globally! With Communities admins can connect related groups for their organizations, neighborhoods, and workplaces. To get started tap on the brand new Communities tab. Check it out:

The horrible service continues... now they can't get my itinerary to be cancelled...

so apparently I should have tagged @ExpediaHelp