Lucy Woo

They say "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade". Honestly? I'd rather flog them on eBay and put the money towards a nice pair of shoes!

@MikeM3422 @XheDumbass If you'd want to abuse the guy properly, you're going to have to tag him correctly. @GovPritzker is your guy I assume?

@XheDumbass Not a surprise that Illinois is #1 @govp

And what do they have in common…….

@MikeM3422 Thanks. Not sure I can take credit for anything here, good or bad, since I'm a middle aged woman from the UK however.

Great job @govp

@Boowhoooo Yes?

@MikeM3422 @brendenmoore13 And I thought it was bad when my handle was being confused with Mike Pence's.

@brendenmoore13 Hes always deflecting! Never his fault! Trumps fault and now Johnson! Does he take accountability for ANYTHING? @GOVP

Pritzker calls Johnson’s proposal to have the city take over the Illinois Sports Facilities Authority “typical,” noting that “the mayor has shown up every spring at the end of session to pronounce what he would like to see happen.” He says it’s “late in the game.”

@Newtoyounot @CNN No, not me.

@CNN @govp

@jimmichael720 That's not me. Thank goodness.

#RESIGN @GOVP

@oilers_84 @UHNM_NHS I know. The thought of it is way worse than the actual experience to be honest.

@govp @UHNM_NHS That would give me nightmares

Today I had to have a needle in my eye to remove fluid from it, then a second needle to replace it with something else. Horrifying, yet the staff at @UHNM_NHS managed to make that a perfectly tolerable experience rather than one of my worst. ♥️

FULL TIME THE VALIANTS ARE EMIRATES FA CUP QUARTER-FINALISTS! 🤯🏆 #PVFCLive | 1-0

@MerMaid15882072 @BuzzPatterson @KristiNoem Please tag more carefully, I don't want to appear in any posts including the word Epstein.

@BuzzPatterson At least @KristiNoem isn't named in the #EpsteinFiles LardAzz @govp

A door hitting your fat ass would explode.

Hey @FeelGoodContact, do your team ever answer emails? You've sent me a random glasses case that doesn't match my glasses and won't respond to my query to let me know what you're going to do about it. Good job the glasses are okay, your customer service is dire.

Well we all knew relegation was coming for @swfc, but it's a testament to the cruelty of the footballing Gods that it had to happen at Sheffield United. I feel for every one of their supporters, awful day for them all.

Shame on @BBCNews for referring to @thesilkmen's manager as "Wayne Rooney's brother" and not even mentioning his name. Great result to see today, can only imagine the celebrations tonight. This is what the FA Cup is all about. #facup #MACCRY

@PigeonPea62 @officer_Lew @nickshirleyy What did I do to you? Luckily, I don't have a political career.

@officer_Lew @nickshirleyy Now..we gotta do @govp

23 year old @nickshirleyy Just ended Tim Walz political career with an IPhone and an X account….

@harerimana_tito @GermanyinRwanda @DKinRwanda @CanadainRwanda @GovernmentZA @ausgov @desdelamoncloa @GFAN_Africa @UNFPARwanda @unicefrw @UNRwanda @EU_Partnerships @PeterASands Try again.

@GermanyinRwanda @DKinRwanda @CanadainRwanda @GovernmentZA @ausgov @govp @desdelamoncloa @GFAN_Africa @UNFPARwanda @unicefrw @UNRwanda @EU_Partnerships @PeterASands

Unity for Global Health Today, Rwanda stands shoulder-to-shoulder with leaders and partners from across the world as we convene the “National High-Level Roundtable Dialogue to Support the @GlobalFund’s 8th Replenishment”. Co-hosted by @RwandaHealth, @RBCRwanda, @WHORwanda, @UNAIDSRwanda @RwandaNGOForum and in partnership with key Civil Society and global health networks, this dialogue reinforces our shared resolve to protect the gains made against HIV, TB and malaria. Even in a time of shrinking global resources, the needs of our communities remain. Millions still depend on lifesaving prevention, treatment and care. Today, we reaffirm that we will not allow progress to stall. We stand united to ensure the Global Fund secures the $18B needed for the 2027-2029 cycle, because every dollar invested represents hope, dignity and life. This is more than financing; it is a declaration of shared responsibility and shared humanity. Together, we choose a future where every life counts, and every community thrives. #StopAtNothingRw #HealthierFuture #Save23MillionLives #DefeatHIV #DefeatTB

@KaiGipsliebe I stood up from helping my Dad with a crossword puzzle. Just felt it go. The bones in my foot are a bit weird, I think that's what caused the break, no trauma of any kind. How did you break a rib? That must have been really painful. I walked around on my break for over a year.

@govp Fracture of 5th metatarsal is a very difficult break. I only broke a rib once. How did you break your foot?

Happy birthday to me. My leg is in plaster after foot surgery and I'm less than halfway through the ten week recovery, I've got COVID, and I'm getting up for work. Living the dream this year. 😂 #happybirthdaytome

@KaiGipsliebe I broke my fifth metatarsal so I've had a bone graft from my heel to bridge a gap and then a plate and screws put in to hold it together. Have you ever broken anything?

@govp Oh that's cool. What kind of surgery did you get?

@KaiGipsliebe Only on my heel. It's helped loads though, I'm rubbish on crutches when I have to hop. I've been using a knee walker most of the time. Highly recommended.

@govp Pink is also fantastic. You got a cast shoe too. They let you walk on it ?

@ms_julianna @GovPritzker It's a shame you can't tag the right person in your tweets.

@GovPritzker Shame you don't sign 'orders' to help combat crimes, murders and the like in Chicago and your state that you lie about. @govp

Donald Trump's masked agents believe that their actions are immune from investigation or accountability — they're not. I've signed an Executive Order today establishing the Illinois Accountability Commission to create a public record and capture the impact on our communities.

@KaiGipsliebe Thanks! I actually have a new one now. Had to change the colour so my work wouldn't think I was lying about having one still and being unable to come into work. 😂

@govp I like your cast colour